How would you fix Russia?

How would you fix Russia?

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MORE communism!

Free up the government's dickhold on private enterprise and privatize more socialized sectors.

Stop out of control governmental spending as well.

Nuke the european part.

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remove all the russians

no

Convert all if Russia to islam

1. remove muzzie
2. make moscow great again
3. hope trump wins
4. access u.s. markets
5. remove internal barriers to trade
6. export like a motherfucker to the u.s.
7. exterminate all communist remnants

Putin stated that almost all communist heads in Russia were jews

so I'd get rid of them for a start

Then encourage whites to move to Russia en masse

Russians are the whitest of the white, apart from the original Finns

Remove the muslim and Chinese and anything else non-white that's managed to creep in

Create a super white Russian super state

Revert back to the USSR

If you removed the Slavs from any historically Finnic area and gave it to Finland it'd get fixed

save us based spudro

kek

have the patriarch canonize Constantine XI and retake Constantinople

>export like a motherfucker to the u.s.
>Endless cheap Aks and other slavshit

This needs to happen

>exterminate all communist remnants
Russia is a communist remnant. Their monuments and buildings say commie all over. Their military still uses communist symbols. Their leaders are former communist officials. The list goes on.
These things will last for centuries.

holy fuck don't talk about that.

muh dick

Let the Jews win

Cheers, this is the rise of Finnish Empire

Invade Alaska, then take canada.

There is nothing inherently wrong with Russia. We just need more time without retard-tier social experiments like communism and wars.

>Bring back some communist policies and have no political parties like Today's China.

>Reclaim Russian States (Ukraine, Baltics, Belarus, Transinistra, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbajan, Western Armenia/Eastern Anatolina Region, Kazakhstan)

>Inflitrate and Control ALL of EASTERN EUROPE, CENTRAL ASIA as Sattelite States/Protectorates

>Explode the Energy Sector with newfound Commie Gov and extract resources in Siberia and become an energy superpower

You don't fix Russia.

Everyone who tried fixing Russia created a deathzone.

Just let it be.

The head nigger banned Russian firearms in the US.

>Russian
>White
top fucking kek

If you don't fix Russia, then Russia will fix you.

Purge

It seems like you guys have a small population for how much land you all have, and I think that is a detriment. Besides that, your people generally seem listless. Or maybe that's just how you're portrayed in the media here. Like all the problems you have with crime and drugs is because your people have nothing better to do. Communism was actually probably the best thing to happen to Russia in a long time because it actually gave you guys an identity and national pride.

I think your government needs to work on propaganda again and really get people united and working on projects. You need to start having more babies to fill up the space there. Maybe more projects like roads and other infrastructure to get people working with their hands. That kind of thing also demands educated people like welders and civil engineers. More importantly, it makes people feel like they're actually doing something for their country. Even people that don't think they're nationalists tend to feel good about something if they think it's bettering their country as a whole. I think that's why Trump is so popular, at least on Sup Forums. A lot of unemployed or underemployed people are getting fired up about something that really unites them as Americans.

You guys also need to purge the fuck out of your police forces. I hear they're corrupt as fuck and take bribes or shakedown the locals for money, that's totally unacceptable. How a modern country can just deal with that as a fact of life is mystifying to me.

UH OH

Agreed. Most Russian posters I've seen are pretty realist people.
The only thing I disagree with you on generally is fag rights (I could give a fuck - freedom and all that).
I would honestly like to be allies if it weren't for the fact that your gov't has so often tried to long-con our country into being a socialist hell hole.

you're a big country

Ya i know, that was assuming trump gets elected and resolves that

What seems to be the problem?

For you

this desu senpai

No, Lenin has fixed.

Allow the free market to happen with minimal government intervention except when absolutely necessary.
Tsar Putin I of Russia
Get rid of gun control, allow citizens the right to keep and bear arms for self defense with laws similar to US self defense laws, castle doctrine, and limited stand your ground.
Increase government transparity, build more military equipment for export
Invest in education and create a diverse workforce

You can't fix Russia without fixing 85% of Russians. Those 85% are disgusting animals. They don't care about anything other than alcohol and sex. They are weak-willed and uneducated. The USSR and all sorts of war fucked Russia up and we need time to recover. I'm already seeing it. A lot of kids are smarter, more civilized and stronger than their Soviet parents. Just give us some time and we will become a much better country.

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>Maybe more projects like roads and other infrastructure to get people working with their hands.
Westerners really don't understand the climate in Russia.
The coldest temperatures ever recorded were not at the poles but in Russia, It is a arctic nation. This is why vodka is a tradition there

>You need to start having more babies to fill up the space there.
Please no. Bring up the fertility rate to replacement level, but that's it. Overpopulation is a cancer to the world, and the one of the best things about Russia is the amount of land they have. Think about how bloody hard it is to become a farmer in the US without being in debt slavery. That is a result of there being too many people.

This is fucking stupid

whats wrong with Russia?

>and sex
There is no sex in Soviet Russia.

balkanization

let the larger districts take care of themselves and leave moscow to suck its own dick for a few decades, not sure how the distribution of natural resources would work out but whatever

There is love.

>How would you fix Russia?

1: No more internet recreation for kids in school. Learn to make games instead like the Tetris guys did, so the national sport can at least stop being foreign pixels.

2: Prevent children from getting into heroin; let existing heroin addicts reach the end of their path so there's no more of them. Give superior weed to US soldiers guarding the poppy crops in Afghanistan then spray roundup while they're stoned.

3: Invest in synthetic liver replacements.

4: Greek - Serb - Russian Orthodox alliance against Islam.

5: Beat globalist sanctions by setting up new exchanges to circumvent the Anglo-Zionist system.

all those hot Russian chicks and no sex? i think not comrade

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You can't fix what's not broken

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Split up the regions. There's far too much diversity in that huge landmass

that pic is so cozy

>hot Russian chicks
kek
Also russian women have shit personality.

Once Russian women hit 50, they turn into potatoes.

In the USSR population was about 300 mln, now in Russia less than 140 mln, I suppose. Of course there are not enough for rising economic on so large area.

>implying all women aren't insufferable

What's in this ocean?

Faggots have right to fuck, only propaganda is prohibited. But public relation is not tollerant to them.

millions of shipwrecked Russian wessels

Some women are smart enough to pick a man and support him, instead of expecting the men to come to them only to be torn down one after another. It's all a matter of how degenerate the local culture has become.

>which is more degenerate US or Russia
Which hurts more, city burned down by napalm or thermite

Revive communism and reassert russian empire clays

>communism
>Russian empire

Go back to China.

>all those resourses and sweet land to grow food all gone to waste

sad

So build trains. Or underground roads or something, I don't know. Or just new houses or apartment blocks. Build something to make people want to visit. Make it a cool, trendy place. Make people and companies want to put money into the Russian economy. As it stands now, when I think of Russia I think of old, commie-bloc buildings, shit roads, and nothing. Russia needs a new image.

Overpopulation is a nigger and spic issue. Russia is severely underpopulated and needs a boost. A few years back the government offered any couple who had a child a new car if they could prove it was conceived on a certain date. Russia needs more shit like that. You can't really strengthen an economy with an aging and small population unless you either have more kids or start importing workers. It seems like you'd be against importing cheap labor so the only option is having more kids and making having more kids economically and socially more appealing. This means more programs to bring kids up the right way and supporting parents who might be broke. The vast, barren wastelands are Russia are not going to turn out like India by simply promoting more babies.

It needs to be a multi-pronged approach. You need more workers to do more projects in order to attract new business in order to grow the economy. Good infrastructure and social programs make people more secure and make your country more appealing to investment.

That phrase is from talk show of 80-th "direct brige with America". It was about sex in ads.

It's a pretty funny situation don't you think?

Germany BTFO, solution? Give them tons of money to rebuild.

Japan BTFO, solution? Give them tons of money to rebuild.

USSR BTFO, solution? kick them while they're down with sanctions and economic restrictions.

>TFW we could've been nice and had them join nato in the 90s to flight against the shitskins.

idi nahooy suka blyat debil ebany pidoras govno

I'd say 180-200million is the sweet spot for us. Don't forget that the majority of land is barely habitable. And USSR population included Ukraine (40mln) and asian -stans (20-30mln each).

Russia is poor and miserable. To make it less miserable, we need to split up. There is no way we can make our way to prosperity with the whole Russia.

Stalin actually did that tho

You can start right now by fucking off.

get rid of the slavs

How is that going to help to split Russia? Bring another plan, m9.

> kill cuck putin
> kill muslims and jewish oligarchs
> bring back romanov dynasty to the throne

You're part of it, so you can start bringing your master plan to life by fucking off yourself. We don't need you or the likes of you.

I don't know how to handle the corruption.

When you figure out, please tell us.

That's what I mean. I hate gay pride parades, but you shouldn't beat the shit out of them for... not breeding...

I think that I have a better insight of what we need in Russia, m9.
>we
You mean churkas? I don't really care about your opinion unless you're white, sorry.
>inb4 i'm not churka
Yes you are, because everyone except churkas are going to benefit from Russia being divided.
Such cases.

We don't beat the shit out of them for sucking dick or taking it in the ass. We beat the shit out of them for being public and flaming about it.
You can suck all the dicks you want in the privacy of your home or some seedy nightclub.

>Fix

They're fucking great as is, thanks very much

this.

>You can suck all the dicks you want in the privacy of your home or some seedy nightclub.
...or in the Russian Army

Oh yeah balkanisation that'll do it
just ask the serbs

this is what the west needs. if you talk gay or act gay you should the get the shit beat out of you

I've seen videos contrary to that. It's probably not common, but I get the impression it's indicative of a bigger problem. I just don't want them to fucking throw parades and suck eachothers dicks on floats. Just fucking... be a human being about it. Not a fucking fetishist.

Maybe it's not possible I dunno.

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look, this is a different culture

you would like to disregard it and force to accept that of yours

but obviously they got slightly westernized too

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also imagine the US economy crumbles

you got balkanised

Alaska, New England, Texas, Haiti, California got a Russian influenced government

and Vladimir Putin taps on shoulder your drunken president in Moscow

how would you feel, huh?

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>fixing a containment zone

You can't.

Save us plz.

1. Crucify all the oligarchs
2. Try all former gommies for treason
3. Shoot all the junkies and aidsniggers
4. Actually integrate Siberia and not pretend it's a 19th century resource coloby

Let me try....I just spent 4 months in Syktyvkar working for Mondi...not tourist Russia, but post-Soviet shithole Russia.

- I would hire all unemployeed/pensioners to clean the streets and keep sidewalks free of snow and pay them well.
- Repair the fucking roads!!!
- Update the city buses
- Make dealing drugs punishable by hanging
- Develop Siberia
- Make some kind of environmental cleanup efforts.

Under-rated.

But, you know, all that commie shit was still better than all that Tzar shit, which was going fucking nowhere.

"Hi, Rasputin" and so forth.

Is that why Russian far right groups were infiltrating gay dating websites and jumping users like niggers? Personally I dont give a fuck about your shit tier broken country and lack of identity, but id rather not hear about your lack of freedoms when you deny freedoms to those around you. You want to fix russia? Remove soviet influences, architecture, politicians, everything. Then write yourself a constitution not written by criminals, open your markets. Its amazing what a population can do when the government gets out of the way.

Send me over some of those 9/10 corrupt mail order brides nao.

the far right groups were tricking fags into coming over and then they force them to suck their own dicks and spank them, all because they hate the gays lol

you might give it to us for control as a colony and it'd be fixed in no time, though we probably won't agree

Bears WITH dashcams

>jail putin and his crony united russia party, along with oligararchs and silovki (execute them).

>Nationalize all major resource Industries, and sectors of strategic importance

>One Party State (Authoritarian)

>De-communization, rename streets, tear down (or move) statues, remove lenin from red square, remove dead kike (((revolutionaries))) from kremlin wall necropolis.

>Annex Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakhstan

>Introduce policies to boost birth rates

>Societal Cleansing (Rodrigo Duterte Style)

>Deport all Illegals

>Force Jewish community To move to Israel

>Put CaucasiaNigger Kebabs in their place, kick them out of major cities

>Reintroduce forced Labor

>Diversify economy from Natural resources, towards Industrial, and Agriculture

>Siberia, and Far east Land development policy

>Invest in infrastructure


Der u go bois I fix it

holy shit maybe we've got a solution here