/cum/ - the United States general

Banjo edition

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Could this dog be the answer to youth delinquency?

Banjo vs 6 armed robbers

Who wins?

the NRA

How does this sign make you feel?

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Respect our moderators

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Wish I had bought a can of beer

feeling like cracking open a cold one now

made myself scrambled eggs with cream cheese mixed in
actually turned out pretty good

tfw probably gonna quit dunkin sometime in the next 3 weeks
fuck this donut shit

noice

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why are americans so good at punching

but where will you go
what will we call you next?

no clue
never got a reply from starbucks
too young to start as a bar back
one of my coworkers is getting a job at a call center, might try to get hooked up there

Isn't 2pac dead?

Bad joke delivery, but I'll forgive you since English is your second language.

>tfw when i was younger assumed everything revolved around english
>Literally could not comprehend that there were different languages

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What's this about?

>tfw when

*fewer

Out!

*hits you with a newspaper*

for /cum/'s sanity, I think we should stick to anime images, borderline blue board images, and general shitposting

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ICICLE HOW COOL IS THAT

I would like to discuss current events and culture, not shitpost.

that florida school shooting
>cops carry mysterious bag out of school
>FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

bought some axe body spray

There's currently an active hostage situation in California at a veteran's center. What do you think about that?

Sure, pick your nep.

Is it a gay man holding them hostage?

>want some place to shitpost about it
>dont want to go to Sup Forums
god damn it why is that board so fucking shit

>be american
>go overseas to serve you country
>get shot
>come home, return to civilian life
>get shot again

RED has been my favorite since RB2. Haven't played past it either.

by one of your own battle buddies to boot

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Listen to female artists

been watching it on my local news and the fucking helicopter was following a small group of swat team members going in the building, live on tv. thats fucking illegal.

pissing is honestly the best thing ever

rather fond of our k.flay here in california

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you were holding onto this and keeping it yourself, eh?
friendship with calagary OVER

No way.

Swine

We're all gonna make it brehs

not like anythings happening...

Fuck on me, look at me, Ay
Fuck on me, yeah, look at me, ay
Look at me, look at me, yeah

Rude.

>these reporters
have they been like this for the past 2 hours?

Why do some Americans pronance the word interesting as I NE RE STING as 'in a resting' instead of 'in tres ting'

And medicine as Medzn

Care to elaborate, how do you say it?

Why they are nearly all shit.

is innayrestang an and medsin knowwhatam sayin blood, finna gonna teech you enish

Who are you talking about? Ghetto rats?

dunno only been watching for half hour or so
would assume so

Middle class white Americans? Heard them say it lol

Something something wage gap something something bigot

>king edward

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yeah what kind of cryptic message was that

>tfw no muscle gf

WHAT IS HE TRYING TO TELL US

man, I kinda want to do a misdemeanor over there knowingly they wont dare shoot me and will probably just follow me around in hordes until I finally decide to give up

>last toy king


????

what if youre holding hostages and the cops find your tranny porn folder?
how do they use it against you?

its california my dude, you'd be hailed as a victim of police brutality

just realized my heater has a thermostat on it

Sup Forums's crackpot theories are scary when they find evidence

what's scarier is a poltard who trusts in anecdotal evidence over extensive studies and statistics

*inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vert and Plutia

>"""lost the feed"""

it's funny cuz beaver is also a slang term for vagina

This is your brain on Sup Forums

heh beaver

my first blood donation

congrats, you've saved somebody's life
you're a hero

yikes

me with amusing hat

that mullet is tits

Great, now some poor schmuck will get diabetes

me posing for elections

is that like a "pen is mightier than the sword" embroidery? if so, very cool logo!

no, those tits are tits

fuck off kike

t. irishman shill

Ah the seditious clover so quick to deflect

blocks your path

what is per capita?

really don't want to go to any AA shit tonight buds

>be canadian
>get sexually assaulted by 200 lb. beaver

ehhh screw conspiracies, im just gonna masturbate and play the harmonica

AA is overrated unless you're a non-functioning alcoholic

how are your note bending skills?

please go

AA has the exact same success rate as people without AA trying to quit drinking

it's a waste of your time, don't bother

that shit is a fucking cult anyways

come join my wife in finnish sauna

hot

what is with this finn shitposting

television says it's for people with a lot on their conscious and a lot of guilt

she also got a tattoo

some desperately needed culture for cum