/nzpol/- New Bi-weekly edition

ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at abos and the rest of the world in general
Joshies allowed on the condition of posting a rare pepe

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=_bnCN1bEEEI
>White Lines, a song by Dunedin band Six60 and featuring clips submitted by fans

NEWS
>18 total medals won at the Olympics, 19th in total medal standing and 4th by medals per capita

nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11699806
>DUDE LEGAL WEED ITS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY DUDE

odt.co.nz/news/campus/university-of-otago/protest-planned-cuts-humanities
>Professional victims and degenerates actually made it out of bed to go and protest cuts to their beloved humanities

nzherald.co.nz/personal-finance/news/article.cfm?c_id=12&objectid=1169982
>Foriegners buying up 29% of nz properties, not the state reported 3%

stuff.co.nz/business/industries/83529739/dominos-using-drones-to-deliver-pizza-to-new-zealand-homes
>NEETs rejoice as Domino's NZ begins to use Drones to deliver Pizza to houses

thespinoff.co.nz/media/19-08-2016/the-doctor-wont-see-you-now-on-nzs-shameful-mental-health-wait-times/
>NZ's shameful treatment of mental health

aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2016/08/zealand-homeless-living-cars-garages-160811062112936.html
>1 in 100 NZer's are homeless as Chang and Chong buy up all our fucking houses reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/83258645/guy-williams-and-racism-that-could-have-been-me-out-there-in-the-nba-finals-if-it-wasnt-for-lebron-james
>Self-Harm: If you dare to read, there are cracker lines such as "Are we victimising our chinese community?" and "Is NZ quietly racist?"

DISCUSSION POINTS
>Making this a weekly thing
>More community
>Make memes (Chong Ki photoshop when?!?!?!?)
>Start having more media presence-
>More frequent threads in run-up to elections
>New Bi-Weekly setup

Other urls found in this thread:

stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/83258645/guy-williams-and-racism-that-could-have-been-me-out-there-in-the-nba-finals-if-it-wasnt-for-lebron-james
youtu.be/_dPcj_aC8fk
vocaroo.com/i/s1L4UJ90SV6R
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Further points:

>Who should replace Winston Peters?

>How do we destroy David Seymour's credibility?

>Is Labour going to die?

>How can we fix Auckland?

>Thoughts on alternative NZ news/media?

Yeah this is good shit to think about

>Is Lab going to die
No, they will just be largely irrelevant

chch reporting in

>>Who should replace Winston Peters?
Not necessary yet. He can lead NZ First for the next election.
>>How do we destroy David Seymour's credibility?
Remind me, is he ACT?
>>Is Labour going to die?
Already dead in the water.
>>How can we fix Auckland?
No easy solutions there.
>>Thoughts on alternative NZ news/media?
Not many options. Whaleoil but its not ideal.

How's your weekend going guys?

Please comment on my thread guys, NZ isn't that irrelevant :(

Hey fellas, just wanted to let you know I appreciate your country. You don't get enough respect on these boards. Take care fellas.

Breddy gud, uni holidays are on now and I'm off skiing soon

Are you a CHCH unifag????? I wanted to go so bad but $420.......

Thanks bro. Some of you yanks are alright

Thanks ameribro

Nah dude, Otagofag here. Skiing is truly the rich man's sport.
>At least it's not AU

>How can we fix Auckland?
Although it'd work better in Wellington.
Honestly if you do the fix on a decent scale for Auckland or Wellington, it helps both a little bit since Wellington is getting some spillover from Auckland overcrowding.

>stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/83258645/guy-williams-and-racism-that-could-have-been-me-out-there-in-the-nba-finals-if-it-wasnt-for-lebron-james
>>Self-Harm: If you dare to read, there are cracker lines such as "Are we victimising our chinese community?" and "Is NZ quietly racist?"

Guy got BTFO on twitter earlier in the week.

Wait wrong link

>Bi-weekly
Do you mean twice every week, or once every two weeks?

Neither way makes sense.
7 doesn't divide by 2, and the word for every two weeks is fortnightly.

Hey /zilanders/ how come every time I see a documentary from new zealand it's about disabled interracial lesbian mums on welfare?

how come when I play counter strike with new zealanders they're trying to mack on with little kids?

I live down the road from a bunch of empty Chink houses in millwater. Dubs decides what goes in their mailboxes

Who knows maybe I'll run into the guy who painted shit on all their identical garage doors last weekend

We gon smash the Ausies again soon.
Get patriotic senpai.
youtu.be/_dPcj_aC8fk

Crying to the media with their side of the story is what shitlibs do best

I've seen Americans using 'bi-weekly' to mean 'fortnightly', because they don't use 'fortnight'.

NZ First flyer and a bottle of milk.

One on tuesday, one friday

Share your Based Winnies lads.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT!

How anyone can subscribe to the NZ Herald or watch television media in this country now is beyond me.

Grabbed a box from the piss shop half way through already. Long dry spells.

God I hate that Guy fucking Williams.

Mega cuck Nu-male SJW who shouts and yells to get his point across.

Id seriously deck him if he came running up to me with a camera in the street.

Went to the pub with some mate earlier, played some pool, sunk a jug and went home. Everyone's off early tomorrow, so cant be a pisshead tonight.

Pic related, my beer of origin.

>nz first flyer

Actually not a bad idea

I visit the Herald website because it's not as fucking awful as Stuff. I wouldn't bother to pay for it if it wasn't free.

NZ TV news/current affairs is complete shit. Even when they talk about actual problems like housing prices they avoid discussing the real causes because it doesn't fit their Chong Ki-approved worldview.

I reckon his next article will be on cyberbullying

Half of the Herald (or even worse, stuff) reads like it was lifted straight out of a lgbt student's blog

neo-racist?
that a thing over the ditch?

Are you that chick that sent that twitter message to that faggot?

Is $BW an ISIS sympathizer?

Yeah the socialist movement is pushed so hard here in NZ but nobody wants a bar of it
I'm forever tearing down International Socialist posters in my travels round Otago Uni

Why are there so few 4channers from Wellington?

He's a Muslim. He is always going on about how we MUST take more Syrians in.

>Be SBW
>Claim to be devout Muslim.
>Goes to night clubs and drinks alcohol.

So I heard Australia is going to win tomorrow and that the all blacks are finished. Thoughts?

Winnie was accused of being it, for telling the truth. Its an SJW weasel word.

All the NZ socialists I've talked to are all fucking retarded, didn't have a good argument for socialism just "this is what it should be"

Are there any good alternative media in this country? The only one I can remotely stomach is RNZ

Based SBW inspiring the lads to become respectable muslim men and slap our degenerate, promiscuous whores back in line.

Islam is the real mans religion.

Aussies already got their lower intestines ripped out of their destroyed buttholes m8. They got rammed so hard, it became completely uninteresting to watch. You cunts better put up more of a fight.

Dumb Maori detected.

ahahaha nice sign

lol australian rugby is shit. They are the most pathetic colonial stock in existence.

I don't know of any. The right-wing sites are too heavily aligned with National's policies, and the left-wing sites are a bunch of SJW trash.

Personally I quite like the spinoff

Neckworthy

Newstalk ZB - Leighton Smith in the mornings

He drops red pills all the time, despises lefties and seems to like Trump.

Warning tho. He plays an autistic level of ads when he is on but when he actually talks its great.

Constable on the right is salty.

How can New Zealand women even compete?

Welp i am making podcasts and putting it out there. I guess I cunts won't listen to it cause some of the yappers as brown including me.

Pussy patrol

Gotta keep da brownos down

NZ is going to get ALOHA'D

Mass immigration to New Zealand from ALL Pacific Islander countries because of rising sea levels/climate change, Leftist Government and Maori Sympathizers with their Island Bretheren.

>pic related

Yeah totally, give it 50 years and I bet you'll see a right-wing keep-the-bloody-samoans-out movement

It'll be the new refugee crisis

Rather fellow pacific lads, than chinks and arabs.

They have already tried and no one here gives a shit.

I believe an over stayer from Tuvalu tried to use that as an excuse for asylum and they deported his ass.

Poly's cause to much crime here and we have enough as it is. The average poly female probably has on average 5 kids as well.

National government wants Pajeet and Chang over dumb coconuts.

As if we don't already have enough islanders here
>Maori Sympathizers with their Island Bretheren.
lel

Maoris are going to be the ones fighting the chink invasion while this pathetic cuck generation of whites stay in their basements and play with pixels. Ya know, the ones in this thread.

Why would you want to replace an anti immigrant candidate you fuck. Vote for him

My area is in the early stages of getting gentrified. Coons and horis will be long gone in 5 years.

Id beg to differ. I dunno about you but I'm pretty working class, and openly conservative.

My uncle lives out Pukekohe ways and says all the South Auckland islanders are being pushed out to his area.

I see him probably once every 6 months and every time I do he is slowly getting more and more racist.

Maoris only want gibs

He's implying hes getting too old and might step down in the near future

My old man is back and forth between hear and the west coast.

Their economy is literally weed and stealing from the guy who stole your shit.

Winston is high energy, the best leaders only become more powerful

Who else is actually glad we get a holiday to commemorate the land wars?

I wanna make sure to commemorate all the white soldiers who died fighting savages.

>tfw never got to fight Maori's in land war

Fukin fite cunt

definitely needed, the land wars get so overlooked

We're not getting an extra day off.

It'll end up being just another day of moaning about how Maori wuz robbed. We already have one of those.

I'm indifferent 2bh. It's not going to be a public holiday so it's no different than AIDS awareness day as far as i'm concerned.

I wish I could claim an ancestor who did, but all my ancestors were micks and paddies who came to work the land that the crown bought.

Awesome painting famalam. Saved

Same.

Think mine came over around 1880. I know my great grand dad fought in the Boer War.

No, I intend on making the point that it commemorates the battles and conflicts between our two peoples, not the red earth raids that happened after or the crown land confiscations.

We won those wars, and make no mistake, they were hard fought. We got the first VC to be awarded to colonial troops, paving the way for the rest of our wartime history.

tuesdays could be a good night for a second thread but we need more fresh content to help keep them going

We actually reference that shitty video and completely ignore it as it is being played in the back in one of the casts, the bit completely derails into something unrelated.

We also bash aussies and their ridiculous internet prices, their hot women who end up aging like milk and the disgusting melanoma they are so proud to show off. Then we bash the chinks and jews, then jesse ventura and his conspiracies, kid touchers in Lower Hutt, afghani boy touching and its historical origin, nature of democracy and its weakness as opposed to autocracy and its weakness.

We will be doing one about Freedom and Liberty along with what it means as opposed to what the public thinks it means.

And nobody is making memes. There are calls for a Chong Ki face edit but I can't use Photoshop

Kia Ora, Maozzie from Rotorua here AMA.

i will not grace questions regarding the higher testosterone of the maori male and superior aesthetic physique and subsequent caucasian attraction towards us with a response as they objectify the maori form.

>Bi-weekly
>Bi
Degenerates pls go

>"We"
my iwi (te arawa) fought for the crown; without us you'd never have captured te kooti deep in the ureweras.

Maoris are all obese and high on P these days. Wouldn't be much of a battle

Link??

Guy Williams is an unfunny, talentless faggot and the biggest cuck in NZ.

ill make all your pakeha wahine lick my patu.

So its real bad production cause I started it like two weeks ago. I have like 5 hours of material some are funny some arent.

This is the first one.
vocaroo.com/i/s1L4UJ90SV6R

Kupapa are all good senpai, I don't hate all Maoris, just uppity ones that hate pakehas for civilizing this here free land.

I had a friend who worked at Mediaworks and had a couple of run-in's with him. Apparently he's as annoying in real life as he is on TV. Such a smug asshole.

Dank you

This.
Africans and Polynesians seem less cruel than Asians.

wow
A thread full of irrelevant comments by irrelevant people from an irrelevant country

me too... there are a lot of greedy maoris/iwi who are intent on trying to steal land from other maori or make up fake grievances to spread within their own whanau as opposed to uplifting the iwi. It's sad because there is now a perpetual victimhood complex which has taken root within te arawa which threatens 200 years of cordial relationships with which we and our ancestors enjoyed.

I will also be posting famous maoris to keep this thread alive.

pic related: te muera morrison; famous maori actor of ngati whakaue descent and my fourth cousin.

Just did a poo in a fancy restaurant lads

the fairest maiden of polynesia, megan gale; also a fellow member of the maori diaspora in Australia.