ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at abos and the rest of the world in general Joshies allowed on the condition of posting a rare pepe
THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=_bnCN1bEEEI >White Lines, a song by Dunedin band Six60 and featuring clips submitted by fans
NEWS >18 total medals won at the Olympics, 19th in total medal standing and 4th by medals per capita
DISCUSSION POINTS >Making this a weekly thing >More community >Make memes (Chong Ki photoshop when?!?!?!?) >Start having more media presence- >More frequent threads in run-up to elections >New Bi-Weekly setup
>Is Lab going to die No, they will just be largely irrelevant
Wyatt Stewart
chch reporting in
>>Who should replace Winston Peters? Not necessary yet. He can lead NZ First for the next election. >>How do we destroy David Seymour's credibility? Remind me, is he ACT? >>Is Labour going to die? Already dead in the water. >>How can we fix Auckland? No easy solutions there. >>Thoughts on alternative NZ news/media? Not many options. Whaleoil but its not ideal.
Nicholas Walker
How's your weekend going guys?
Isaiah Mitchell
Please comment on my thread guys, NZ isn't that irrelevant :(
Lucas Cooper
Hey fellas, just wanted to let you know I appreciate your country. You don't get enough respect on these boards. Take care fellas.
Austin Jackson
Breddy gud, uni holidays are on now and I'm off skiing soon
Dylan Torres
Are you a CHCH unifag????? I wanted to go so bad but $420.......
Oliver Baker
Thanks bro. Some of you yanks are alright
Landon Price
Thanks ameribro
Xavier Bailey
Nah dude, Otagofag here. Skiing is truly the rich man's sport. >At least it's not AU
Adam Cooper
>How can we fix Auckland? Although it'd work better in Wellington. Honestly if you do the fix on a decent scale for Auckland or Wellington, it helps both a little bit since Wellington is getting some spillover from Auckland overcrowding.
Crying to the media with their side of the story is what shitlibs do best
Jack Brooks
I've seen Americans using 'bi-weekly' to mean 'fortnightly', because they don't use 'fortnight'.
NZ First flyer and a bottle of milk.
Juan Taylor
One on tuesday, one friday
Adam Morales
Share your Based Winnies lads.
Brayden Jenkins
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT!
Jaxson Taylor
How anyone can subscribe to the NZ Herald or watch television media in this country now is beyond me.
John Taylor
Grabbed a box from the piss shop half way through already. Long dry spells.
Asher Cox
God I hate that Guy fucking Williams.
Mega cuck Nu-male SJW who shouts and yells to get his point across.
Id seriously deck him if he came running up to me with a camera in the street.
Landon Thompson
Went to the pub with some mate earlier, played some pool, sunk a jug and went home. Everyone's off early tomorrow, so cant be a pisshead tonight.
Pic related, my beer of origin.
Nicholas Cox
>nz first flyer
Actually not a bad idea
Tyler Ross
I visit the Herald website because it's not as fucking awful as Stuff. I wouldn't bother to pay for it if it wasn't free.
NZ TV news/current affairs is complete shit. Even when they talk about actual problems like housing prices they avoid discussing the real causes because it doesn't fit their Chong Ki-approved worldview.
Ayden Sanders
I reckon his next article will be on cyberbullying
Cooper Sanchez
Half of the Herald (or even worse, stuff) reads like it was lifted straight out of a lgbt student's blog
Adam Ortiz
neo-racist? that a thing over the ditch?
Gavin Lopez
Are you that chick that sent that twitter message to that faggot?
Luis Barnes
Is $BW an ISIS sympathizer?
John Watson
Yeah the socialist movement is pushed so hard here in NZ but nobody wants a bar of it I'm forever tearing down International Socialist posters in my travels round Otago Uni
Jace Kelly
Why are there so few 4channers from Wellington?
Logan Parker
He's a Muslim. He is always going on about how we MUST take more Syrians in.
>Be SBW >Claim to be devout Muslim. >Goes to night clubs and drinks alcohol.
Camden Allen
So I heard Australia is going to win tomorrow and that the all blacks are finished. Thoughts?
Chase Perez
Winnie was accused of being it, for telling the truth. Its an SJW weasel word.
Ethan Thompson
All the NZ socialists I've talked to are all fucking retarded, didn't have a good argument for socialism just "this is what it should be"
Adam Morris
Are there any good alternative media in this country? The only one I can remotely stomach is RNZ
Elijah Allen
Based SBW inspiring the lads to become respectable muslim men and slap our degenerate, promiscuous whores back in line.
Islam is the real mans religion.
Elijah Allen
Aussies already got their lower intestines ripped out of their destroyed buttholes m8. They got rammed so hard, it became completely uninteresting to watch. You cunts better put up more of a fight.
Daniel Allen
Dumb Maori detected.
Jordan Price
ahahaha nice sign
Tyler Rogers
lol australian rugby is shit. They are the most pathetic colonial stock in existence.
Jaxon Barnes
I don't know of any. The right-wing sites are too heavily aligned with National's policies, and the left-wing sites are a bunch of SJW trash.
Lincoln Wood
Personally I quite like the spinoff
Josiah Martin
Neckworthy
Asher Davis
Newstalk ZB - Leighton Smith in the mornings
He drops red pills all the time, despises lefties and seems to like Trump.
Warning tho. He plays an autistic level of ads when he is on but when he actually talks its great.
Jacob Myers
Constable on the right is salty.
Nolan Ward
How can New Zealand women even compete?
Caleb Harris
Welp i am making podcasts and putting it out there. I guess I cunts won't listen to it cause some of the yappers as brown including me.
Samuel Hughes
Pussy patrol
Austin Wright
Gotta keep da brownos down
Juan Martinez
NZ is going to get ALOHA'D
Mass immigration to New Zealand from ALL Pacific Islander countries because of rising sea levels/climate change, Leftist Government and Maori Sympathizers with their Island Bretheren.
>pic related
Parker Carter
Yeah totally, give it 50 years and I bet you'll see a right-wing keep-the-bloody-samoans-out movement
It'll be the new refugee crisis
Noah Moore
Rather fellow pacific lads, than chinks and arabs.
Wyatt Allen
They have already tried and no one here gives a shit.
I believe an over stayer from Tuvalu tried to use that as an excuse for asylum and they deported his ass.
Poly's cause to much crime here and we have enough as it is. The average poly female probably has on average 5 kids as well.
National government wants Pajeet and Chang over dumb coconuts.
Josiah Bennett
As if we don't already have enough islanders here >Maori Sympathizers with their Island Bretheren. lel
Isaiah Morales
Maoris are going to be the ones fighting the chink invasion while this pathetic cuck generation of whites stay in their basements and play with pixels. Ya know, the ones in this thread.
Noah White
Why would you want to replace an anti immigrant candidate you fuck. Vote for him
Mason Mitchell
My area is in the early stages of getting gentrified. Coons and horis will be long gone in 5 years.
John Johnson
Id beg to differ. I dunno about you but I'm pretty working class, and openly conservative.
Benjamin Howard
My uncle lives out Pukekohe ways and says all the South Auckland islanders are being pushed out to his area.
I see him probably once every 6 months and every time I do he is slowly getting more and more racist.
Josiah Campbell
Maoris only want gibs
Lucas Taylor
He's implying hes getting too old and might step down in the near future
Daniel Brown
My old man is back and forth between hear and the west coast.
Their economy is literally weed and stealing from the guy who stole your shit.
Connor White
Winston is high energy, the best leaders only become more powerful
Isaiah Howard
Who else is actually glad we get a holiday to commemorate the land wars?
I wanna make sure to commemorate all the white soldiers who died fighting savages.
Xavier Hughes
>tfw never got to fight Maori's in land war
Noah Hughes
Fukin fite cunt
Luke Nguyen
definitely needed, the land wars get so overlooked
Jacob Hernandez
We're not getting an extra day off.
It'll end up being just another day of moaning about how Maori wuz robbed. We already have one of those.
Connor Price
I'm indifferent 2bh. It's not going to be a public holiday so it's no different than AIDS awareness day as far as i'm concerned.
Nathan Lee
I wish I could claim an ancestor who did, but all my ancestors were micks and paddies who came to work the land that the crown bought.
Sebastian Cooper
Awesome painting famalam. Saved
Jason Rivera
Same.
Think mine came over around 1880. I know my great grand dad fought in the Boer War.
Chase Morgan
No, I intend on making the point that it commemorates the battles and conflicts between our two peoples, not the red earth raids that happened after or the crown land confiscations.
We won those wars, and make no mistake, they were hard fought. We got the first VC to be awarded to colonial troops, paving the way for the rest of our wartime history.
Connor King
tuesdays could be a good night for a second thread but we need more fresh content to help keep them going
Jose Smith
We actually reference that shitty video and completely ignore it as it is being played in the back in one of the casts, the bit completely derails into something unrelated.
We also bash aussies and their ridiculous internet prices, their hot women who end up aging like milk and the disgusting melanoma they are so proud to show off. Then we bash the chinks and jews, then jesse ventura and his conspiracies, kid touchers in Lower Hutt, afghani boy touching and its historical origin, nature of democracy and its weakness as opposed to autocracy and its weakness.
We will be doing one about Freedom and Liberty along with what it means as opposed to what the public thinks it means.
William Hughes
And nobody is making memes. There are calls for a Chong Ki face edit but I can't use Photoshop
Camden Lee
Kia Ora, Maozzie from Rotorua here AMA.
i will not grace questions regarding the higher testosterone of the maori male and superior aesthetic physique and subsequent caucasian attraction towards us with a response as they objectify the maori form.
Levi Reyes
>Bi-weekly >Bi Degenerates pls go
Jose Taylor
>"We" my iwi (te arawa) fought for the crown; without us you'd never have captured te kooti deep in the ureweras.
Jeremiah Thompson
Maoris are all obese and high on P these days. Wouldn't be much of a battle
Robert Turner
Link??
Landon Johnson
Guy Williams is an unfunny, talentless faggot and the biggest cuck in NZ.
Connor Martin
ill make all your pakeha wahine lick my patu.
Bentley Clark
So its real bad production cause I started it like two weeks ago. I have like 5 hours of material some are funny some arent.
Kupapa are all good senpai, I don't hate all Maoris, just uppity ones that hate pakehas for civilizing this here free land.
Charles Green
I had a friend who worked at Mediaworks and had a couple of run-in's with him. Apparently he's as annoying in real life as he is on TV. Such a smug asshole.
Ryan Adams
Dank you
Brayden Rodriguez
This. Africans and Polynesians seem less cruel than Asians.
Chase Cooper
wow A thread full of irrelevant comments by irrelevant people from an irrelevant country
Nicholas Hernandez
me too... there are a lot of greedy maoris/iwi who are intent on trying to steal land from other maori or make up fake grievances to spread within their own whanau as opposed to uplifting the iwi. It's sad because there is now a perpetual victimhood complex which has taken root within te arawa which threatens 200 years of cordial relationships with which we and our ancestors enjoyed.
I will also be posting famous maoris to keep this thread alive.
pic related: te muera morrison; famous maori actor of ngati whakaue descent and my fourth cousin.
Bentley Miller
Just did a poo in a fancy restaurant lads
Ian Adams
the fairest maiden of polynesia, megan gale; also a fellow member of the maori diaspora in Australia.