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Breakfast edition

I can't believe everyone is asleep on a Saturday morning, what lazybones

I'm off to work, this thread better be here next time I check

*sits heavily on the thread so it doesn't blow away*

*sharts a bit*

I WAS OUTSIDE

mentioned

I heard aussies are pretty fucking racist, is it true?

They can be, depends on the area I guess. Id expect rural communities to be more racist tho

I've been here less than an hour and I've smashed a plate

*pulls up*

We're full so fuck off.

you klutz!

Slow day, it's only 11
Shut up, I'm not normally this bad

Good morning gang.

Good morning, feeling hung over after last night?

morning westieeee

Yes, I think I'll stay in bed all day...
Could you bring a coffee to me?
Hows work?
Good morning chch!
Hows things treating you?

things are good. I left the house to pick up a package and now im just lazing around my room

I'd live to bring you a coffee, but it's a bit of a hike
Work is slow but alright

Just stole a freshly cooked falafel while no one was looking, it was really good

nice nice, falafel is really nice

What was the package?
> lazing around my room
Nothing wrong with that, any plans for the day or are you gonna lay about all day like me.
I suppose it is a bit of a trek, I'll just make one myself.
Thanks anyway
Little shit, I hope it tasted good, because you'll have to live with the guilt.

I think i'll do some study later maybe. But bed is cosy

Yes it is
>What was the package?
You don't want to know
>I suppose it is a bit of a trek, I'll just make one myself.
Sounds good
>Little shit, I hope it tasted good, because you'll have to live with the guilt.
I'm fully prepared to have nightmares over this

Just had a flat white because otherwise it'd be poured down the sink, it's really yuck, I don't know how people drink coffee with m*lk

I-I actually like milk in coffee sometimes

hello
yes
hello
I have awoken

Good morning, sleep well?

Good "morning"
I actual slept rather soundly for some reason.

>I'm fully prepared to have nightmares over this
You're a monster.
I drink my coffee with milk....
Good afternoon buddy.

I respect your opinion but I do not agree
That's good to hear

hiya dunners

and a good afternoon to you westy

Whatcha up to today buddy?
You got any special plan or we just chilling?

I might try do some uni work... but I'll probably just relax on my Saturday.

Dammit, I stabbed myself in the wrist and now have yo wear a dumb bandaid

Sounds like a good plan.
Get ya bloody work done.
>I stabbed myself in the wrist
Now why did you do that?

ow, howd that happen?

I didn't do it on purpose
I was wiping a table and I accidentally hit my wrist with the thumbnail of my other hand

Good.

Kiwis, more specifically Maoris are arguably more racist than the average aussie

Almost lunchtime

No it's not good

Yeah, it is. It's a good thing when a kiwi is harmed!

Hello lads. Just had some peanut butter on toast.

Whats for lunch?
Are you gonna steal some more food?
You bandit.

Lunchtime, it's a beautiful day outside

No it's not
Nah there was a toastie that was mistaken so I repurposed that into lunch

Hello matey.
Sounds like a treat.
Whats it stuffed with?

show us on the doll where the kiwi hurt you
nicee

Cheese. Onion, feta sundries tomato and I put some salad in afterwards

Alright back to work, I'll see you all later

Closed sign is up, time to clean

that's a good little maid!

My internet finally turned back on again

My kilt style skirt arrived yay

What happened?
Are you okay?
Yay!
Is it like you hoped?

wait, is this chalmers?

I donnu
the uni said they were sending some dude from telecom or whatever to maintain the internet even thought its working fine and when he arrived it went down for like 2 hours whilst he was here, he is still here drilling shit so I have no idea whats happening.
I might go down and ask him actually.

...Yes

nevermind it's some Indian guy speaking broken english, I doubt I'll get anything useful out of him/

Excellent
Hurry up and take some some photos of you wearing it.
I'm surprised it arrived so fast, did you pay for expedited shipping of something?

No photos for you lanklet

is this some kind of sick joke?

Stop calling me a highschooler and I'll reconsider it

ok ok
I won't call you a highschooler

Ok I have reconsidered it, the answer is still no

Listen here you baka highschooler!
I'm either going to get those photos! Or take them myself!
Don't make me strip you and make you crossdress!

>mfw the lanklet is a baka loser

I AM NOT

>mfw the dumb baka loser doesnt get it

STOP THIS AT ONCE
I WILL GET WESTY TO PUNISH YOU!

ooo I'll trade some brand new skirt photos for some kiltskirt pics!

>mfw the dumb lanklet is upset

I mean I could post them, but they are girl legs so not what you are actually hoping for

I'm going to beat you up chch

girl legs are just as good too :o

this

>get tights
>stick nails through them and ladder them
Ree

...

That was fun, I just spent half an hour on my hands and knees wiping where people put their feet, at least work is over for today

ahhhh that's so frustrating!! someone needs to invent a better fabric or something :s

I like that skirt a lot though :o very cute!

BACK FROM TENNIS AND AM RELAXING ON MY BED DESU

I HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE AAAAAAAAAAAAH

CUTE CUTE

drink some water

meanwhile, in china

Hit your head on the wall, that'll scare away the headache

I DID DESU AAAAAAAH
B-but then i'd get a bruise on my head desu.

skirts for everyone in auznz!! a cute!

VERY cute.

Have you had panadol and are you lying down
I like this plan!!

thanks

oh my :o

the cutest general on all of Sup Forums!

Put ya feet up buddy, it's time to relax and chill out for the rest of the day.
Hey, no worries buddy.

Now it's time for Westy to share a skirt picture!
Cmon!

hey montana

hi conway :D
I somehow doubt he has a skirt

Yep, I've got work tomorrow, but I might have a beer or two tonight

I'm lying down in bed right now desu. And no I havent uwu.
Stop making her send pics desu uwu
N-no you're cute.

>the mutts are multiplying

hello Christchurch!

Maybe I will, maybe I won't...
I don't even have a skirt though.