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Sorry to tell you lads but I'm not gonna spend my saturday listening to a guy that plays children's games
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looks like the eastern european immigrant cashier women at the dollarama
have fun raising my son
me on the right
You came there as a nonce.
Honestly think preggo bellies are beautiful
conductor
what's your favorite thailad
Me doing an incrediblely painful poo
March 9th 2018
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why do forriners come to /brit/
this is a BRITISH general for BRITISH people, get the fuck out
Just finished this, was very fun.
good lad
only fit ones
when they give in to the junk food cravings they're gross
don't care, never will, send the bill
More
Thailad I am bored
Press F to pay respects
I was solving captcha on the street and almost hit a wall. Based hiroyuki. MAGA
incapable of sexualising pregnant women
gonna have to hire a bull to pleasure my wife for the later trimesters
>nz left out again
kek
and don't think canadians should be tied up
and only aus should be if you're going the convict angle
i was gonna call
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Thailad are you a proud BRIT
>those eye bags
She will age like a lit candle
any kate man in?
cunk
The latest choons lads. Are they jazzy as fuck or what?
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nassim call thailad
can't fathom why blind/deaf people don't kill themselves
especially ones who weren't born that way
need a deaf gf
God I feel so shit
Stuck in a grocery store trying to buy some eggs, spicy biscuit sticks and a bottle of Korean hangover cure to make my head stop wanting to explode
But the lines here are always so awful
Only two lines open and BOTH of them have people with a ton of bullshit
One guy had two carts completely filled with noodles and liquor trying to use a coupon and the other has some woman fighting with the cashier because her meme-bank issue credit card isn't being accepted
EDIT: they opened a new line and I pushed a pregnant woman out of the way to be first
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Umm sweaty this is a general for the discussion of British CULTURE. British culture belongs to the species, not to Brits.
Cho is too pure for this world!
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Adolf Hitler did NOTHING wrong
>Are they jazzy as fuck or what?
german gf required
I don't think I'd mind being deaf. I suddenly lost 95% of my hearing a couple years ago, and it lasted for almost a month. It was really peaceful. But fuck being blind.
state of you
gonna have a cigarette wait for you to get the voice working with bruce then i'll call xx
HEATHCLIFFE
ITS ME YOUR CATHY COME HOME NOW
lmao
Curious to hear what Thailad thinks about Emma Watson.
can tell just by his voice that thainonce's head would explode if I so much as slapped him
nassim I am such a loser
I have never had a gf help me
People whose one sense is blocked have other senses superpowered
Shit I have turned into the guy who randomly shares his music to people who are doing other things on the internet. I know how annoying it can be when I am on the other end lol.
Three universe is your cradle
see
too quiet
Can't hear shit.
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had jammy dodgers for the first time
they're alright i guess, IKEA ones are better.
was vibing to this aussie song now i found out he's a black
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didn't think this was possible now im disgusted
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AUTISMO IS CALLING AHAHHAHAHAH
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It's a long process lad. And your goal shouldn't be to get a GF in particular but to become a guy who gets GFs in general. Check out the free material at alexsocial.com for instance he is one of the very solid coaches and he is Australian too.
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Want to live in a country where only white people are allowed to live there.
cannot believe what thairunt is saying about alan
why is apu's mummy so mean
>PUA
HOWLING
argentina
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only in comic books
Barely.
*rubs your big yank tummy*
that's his sister
In here lads: youtube.com
Argentina has high amounts of amerindian and arab "people"
the BTK killer is particularly disturbing because he was just a normal family man, literally looked like any ordinary dad- but in secret he was raping and killing women
terrifying
no we can't
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stop ruining blackburn rovers
with his full name?
thailad is a nigger
no, argentina is white
official /brit/ candy bar
I saw Thailad at a grocery store in Nottingham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
ummmmmm no
you arrive in Victoria
You arrive in the yank grocery store
wrong
victoria mentioned
Venky's chicken is quality chicken according to my meat eating friends
I miss big yank bags of chips
By and far the worst major American beer. I'm stuck drinking this shit tonight.
which communist country would you like to have visited/lived in the most lads
cuba
>continental and yank candies are more official than one produced in slough
piss off
>listening to an illiterate man trying to read as he pretends to speak to suspiciously silent people over skype
He went to take a piss.
why is thailad being darth vader
USSR
Seemed comfy if not for the Cold War drama and being tortured by the CIA if I ever went West
Childhood