Hey, psst.
You a cop? No? Okay. I got some really good shit here to sell, you interested?
Hey, psst
Thomas Sanders
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Ethan Sullivan
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Parker Foster
classic, but I think you'll trigger more americans with shart in mart, bro.
Literally no one here ever cared about kinder eggs.
Michael White
overrated as fuck
Jordan Gonzalez
That's not funny. I know someone who's kid died from those.
Mason Diaz
nah senpai i got one myself you can keep your shit toy
John Cook
>Be American
>Can't buy chocolate eggs with a cheery toy in the middle
>get shot
>60%
>shart in mart
Aaron Ramirez
SHART
Zachary Hall
I never understood why that's something to rip on us for. They taste like shit. Your better off following
Grayson Myers
Is it because he was too fucking dumb to open it and take the toy away before eating the chocolate egg?
Christopher Roberts
Jokes on you. I buy adult diapers at the mart so I can shart and people thinks it's just a fart cause I'm so smart.
Ian Stewart
>eating carcinogenic chocolate that tastes like shit
Get a Lindt or something you piece of shit,
Aaron Nguyen
We rip in it because you can own guns yet you can't own a chocolate egg.
Luke Martinez
But those are legal to sell in the US.
Isaac Gray
What's wrong with owning guns lad?
William Smith
And you own a chocolate egg but can't own a butter knife without a permit, fatty
Anthony Brown
we call them buttertooths
Henry Rodriguez
Come and bump my thread.
Dominic Morgan
What kinda stuff comes in these? Preferably something I can just chew up and eat with the egg, cause I know it is going to be shit either way.
Nathaniel Watson
Juan Brooks
>READ MORE: WHO researchers claim very hot drinks ‘probably’ cause cancer, coffee OK though
Really gives me faith in the article.
Joshua James
This. They're legal now shitheads
Alexander Scott
See
Oliver Allen
>American
>calling someone fatty
Wew lad
>CHOCOLATE EGGS CAN KILL YOU BUT GUNS ON THE OTHER HAND WOAH HO HO
Adrian Myers
>Buying German sweets
KYS