>Australia
>Eat snail
>Get handicapped
Australia
>Earth
>Be snail
>Get stepped on
weak a*glo metabolism, we FRENCH eat snails every day of the week and we're fine
I wonder if it was tasty
Cannibalism doesnt count
en.wikipedia.org
ah yes tell me about it
proofs?
He got rat lungworm from eating a slug and became paralyzed.
I wonder if he ever regrets it.
classic stitchup
In Finland it was brainworm.
It was rat lungworm but the thing that caused the paralyzation was encephalitis wich they didn't detect for a couple of days and when they went to the ER i guess the brain had taken too much damage
Evolution in action
the finnish article you linked the other day was clickbait trash.
>Born Australian
>Born handicapped
>Eat snails
hahaha what a fuckhead
>tfw scared of doing something Like this when drunk
>tfw drunk I smash glass bottles over my head and try once bit an iphone in half
>tfw took a bite of a garden snake and ripped it in half one year
>tfw gotta cool it or could be bad
Holy shit, I think sluts use cream made out of snails for skin care products.
sound like a bit of a dickhead lad
>tfw took a bite of a garden snake and ripped it in half one year
nice
HAHAHHAHAHAHA australians are so weak
don't forget to mention he was drunk and he did it on a dare
lol you're crazy dude
It's fine with cultivated snails, the snails only get the parasite when eating rat feces
its only around my mates at the bar Ill go up to girls and pick them up and shoulder press them or curl them and suprisingly works
I went up to some girl at the house party and grabbed her iphone 8 and bit it as hard as i could and bent it and said an apple a day keeps the doc away and headbutted my friend and went upstairs
>I went up to some girl at the house party and grabbed her iphone 8 and bit it as hard as i could and bent it and said an apple a day keeps the doc away and headbutted my friend and went upstairs
why though
that doesn't make you any less of a dickhead
God i wish that were me
Because Idk maybe its me sober, when Im sober Im calm and dont say shit but when Im drunk i go crazy fun. Im also 6'3 275 and play college football. But once we went to a resturant to pre drink and i went in the bathroom and gave the hand drying machine a right hook and ripped it off the wall and headbutted the mirror so it cracked and punched holes in the wall at one goth club and got banned but the bouncers were so small and shitty the posted on their facebook i wasnt allowed back
t. zhang
he sounds like a great lad
at last
after years of searching
i have found a cool leaf poster
>that doesn't make you any less of a dickhead
who gives a fuck you poofter, you cunts are supposed to be fun, youre a little soggy one
btfo
>i went in the bathroom and gave the hand drying machine a right hook and ripped it off the wall and headbutted the mirror so it cracked and punched holes in the wall at one goth club and got banned but the bouncers were so small and shitty the posted on their facebook i wasnt allowed back
good fucking lord
thanks m8 i love drinking with aussies, one day we found some aussies at a bar and we went flipping smart cars over in my town like little ones we were all over 6'3 and 275+ and had a blast. we also had a real life fist fight in the mcdonalds ball pin with eachother that got bloody
I would pay you in beer to fuck up my house
>eating snails makes you retarded
hmmm is this why France is in shambles
yeah its bad, Im known for being strong too. I was at this club outside wearing a pink fur coat and some thicc girl comes and talks to me and blah blah blah muscles big arms blah blah blah. and asks if i can pick her up and kiss her stocmach. mind you i just drank 2 bottles of wine and about 10 rum and coke doubles so i pick her up and she slipped and she slamed on the ground and got knocked out and we ran away fast haha
would love too m8. at house parties we all smash cans on our head and see who can touch their nose with a sledge hammer with a straight arm, I broke my nose twice doing that and one day I wrestled these three girls who said women were as strong as men ebcause theywere black belts in bjj and I scooped on up and threw her into the fence but tore my rotator cuff before football season
>ripping apart animals and destroying other's property is fun
You sound like a Chad you fucking faggot, GET OUT.
man im fucking up restuarants owned by scumbags and taking bits out of snakes mind you i get punishment from it too after I tried to catch a frozen trukey i threw up in the air and catch it with my teeth
You guys also do one, do not you?
Do not laugh.
Looks off his fucking head. Maybe I should down a few snails as well.
What the other user said. Exceedingly good posts, lad.
You sound like a right fuckwit and an awful person to be around.
t. zhang
t.melborne
Thanks man turns out women love that shit even ones with bfs
fuck off dog
>japanese posters
based aussies love go hard with you . Especially in fights with or against
>Tfw i got absolutley bottled by one for jokinly called him a white dog and grabbed his drink and blew it like a digeridoo and said to give the land back
The leaf who will save canada
if you dont go hard go home, i once challanged my grandfather and uncle to a boxing match because they took my seat and ate the last dry ribs.
>tfw my grandpa is a retired ex engineer professor and uncle is a car engineer and fightlets who would have got rock
>tfw all the uptight white collar family members who looked on at awe as i jokingly bobbed and weave my granpa peppering him with light jabs
Fuck off idiot it was brainworm.
did his mum also eat a snail
Imagine starting out like this and having all the opportunities of a fit and decent looking bloke who could bang all manner of pussy on a whim
Then pissing it all away to wind up an ugly, unrecognizable potato who will never so much as scratch his own nose for as long as he lives, which shouldn't be very long.
No, you fucking inbred mongoloid russian rapebaby piece of human shit. He got Angiostrongylus cantonensis from eating a slug wich lead to encephalitis wich in turn caused his paralyzation.
Sorry, I made this tread.
bullying Jap ~thanks.
>grabbed her iphone 8 and bit it as hard as i could and bent it and said an apple a day keeps the doc away and headbutted my friend
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
HE GOT PARASITE FROM SNAIL
it wasn't a parasite you fucking nong, learn to read. it was a virus, that the slug got from rat shit, that was then passed onto the human
you sound like you have mental problems tbqh
Snail -> Worm -> Virus -> Brain gets ow ow -> no more walk
Simple enough for your genghis khan brain to process?
In my grandmother's village there was a legend that there was a plant whose sap increased the size of the penis. I put that on my penis and It grew to become something monstrous. I was very scared and the penis was deformed a couple of days, but I did not tell anyone because of shame and finally the third day the penis began to return to its normal size.
This is the plant, if someone are interested...
Yeah a brainworm end of discussion.
thankyou for sharing this tale with us, brave spaniard
I had same when horse ants got in my penis.
Idiot deserved.
>Australian healthcare
>First world
dailymail.co.uk
It was painful? Sun spurge was really painful.