Grand Master Putin wants you to follow commando order 69 immediately. Bravo-3.4.82 has been merged with Delta-5.0.11.
>THIS IS NO EXERCICE!
>THIS IS NO EXERCICE!
>THIS IS NO EXERCICE!
There is no time to waste. You know what you have to do. I whish you good luck Sup Forums, and all the best, Godspeed.
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SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.
SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.
SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.
SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT ANSWER.
To all bases: Operation Dirty Socks is a go. I repeat: Operation Dirty Socks is a go.
Oh Shit! I'll start calling people it's early in Canada.
Charlie 4!
There is a Tango in the basement.
I repeat.
There is a Tango in the basement!
Initiate offensive memeaneuver Seabass Foxtrot and engage.
so it begins...
Waffles SS 1488 division moving out!
Copy that.
it is time
...
Mandelbrot set is in motion. Echo Choir has been breached.
Drop Kick Message
Authentication code KEK1488KEK
Kilo India Lima Lima
Alpha Lima Lima
November India Golf Golf Echo Romeo Sierra
...
Approaching target now. ETA:60 seconds
Message received and authenticated, Kilo-3, cutting the tall trees now.
>This
chanology 2.0 incoming
You all have your targets. Best of luck lads.
Let's make Her Majesty proud.
Affirmative, am waiting at tertiary rendezvous with dismounted elements from Graveyard 2-2
situation in sweden is a no-go, callsign juliet, uniform, sierra, tango
i repeat
juliet
uniform
sierra
tango
zulu 9 all ready
the bear showed his fangs this morning the hablogroup 7 is ready
Rerouting power to auxiliary meme generators. Memetic field at 88% and holding steady.
Roger OP, Operation TRMp-N1Gga 66.5a in effect, over
Roger, Engage Formation 6GOR-1-LLION14-88
SHART-1T/MRT Fully operational
Transmemetic Hyperfield turned up to 200.45 Niggawatts , t minus 4 minutes and 37 seconds
Whiskey Tango reporting in, we are Oscar Mike. Memesville is 30 klicks out. What's the ROE?
PP-REE Brigade confirming contact with 10-D's, GBP unit compromised. Repeat: GBP unit compromised
10-4 on the memetic0858 nat cat is still on channel 144.88
Preparing genetically modified tactical jewgoblins for field deployment, over
This is BEL 5 waiting for confirmation code.
This is BEL 5 waiting for confirmation code.
BRAVO ECHO LIMA, 5, waiting for confirmation code.
elements zulu zulu 56 tango 4 inbound.
This is BEL 5 waiting for confirmation code.
The two different sized fonts on the top of this badge really rustles my autism.
Please stop reposting this image.
REPORTING IN.
S4M-1321-HYD3 SPOTTED.
Sigma-7.1.96 at 100% combat readiness. Mobilizing. All other divisions in zone Mart report.
Seafoam 10-23. En route to Foxtrot-7.82.
Local branch of operation Pepe's Revenge will commence shortly.
Enemy has fired Hyper A.1Ds Encrusted BBC missiles, I repeat, we are under heavy fire - blackup requested.
I have no idea how the enemy got these , they must have robbed a swedish stockpile
DANK granted, I repeat, DANK granted. Be advised hostiles inbound. DANK granted.
BEL 5 online.
>S4M-1321-HYD3 SPOTTED.
I was hoping this day would never come, how many more innocent memes have to die
Take to joint ghost line deepweb 6.0 is online no more landline connections as of 6pm
the orders from up top are as follows
martha is safe, the allowance has been increased
the dew has not been harvested
stand by for further instructions, over
This is shuffled german, TRUMP granted POTUS by Kek.
I repeat granted by kek. TRUMP POTUS.
CHKN 10-D RESERVE LOW AT COORDINATES R9K-REE
REQUESTING GBP RESUPPLY AT COORDINATES R9K.REE - NRMIE-OUT
this board isnt for kids roleplaying around
Wafflebrothers awaiting steroids.
God help us all.
Bel 6 online, dank confirmed.
Praise Kek!
TARGET ACQUIRED
WARHOUND, BE ADVISED, TARGET IS HIGHLY AUTISTIC
Maple Echo 2-1, this is Burger XXX-Lima 2-1, Am en route with Graveyard 2-2 to reinforce your position. Be advised enemy has BU-11 armored combat vehicles. Say again, enemy has BU-11 armored combat vehicles.
Negative, NRMIE, only supports troups incoming are R0STY to R9K-REE, ETA 12:45
zeroing on his position via hackerline
satelites re-oriented
be advised
nuclear strike inbound
nuclear strike inbound
Eliot Roger that, over.
kek
(psst ROE means rules of engagement). What a mistake Sweden made in 2010 eliminating the mandatory military service of all citizens.
it..can't be..it was an honor to shitpost with you all
ALERT ALL UNITS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ALERT ALL UNITS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
DIRECT ORDERS FROM COMMANDER TRUMP HAVE BEEN RECEIVED AS FOLLOWS:
[Spoiler]UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED BY SENDING UNITS TO LOCATION TO IP ADDRESS 192.168.0.1
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
>NOT
>A
>DRILL
HIGH COMMANDER FARAGE HAS BEEN SHOT. THE NEETS ARE BEGINNING TO WEAKEN. THEY'RE NOT CHANNELING KEK AND MEME MAGIC.
I REPEAT
>NOT
>A
>DRILL
Don't forget the port :27015
The marmoset has been relocated to the opera house.
God help us all.
Gentlemen, you know what to do. XPN-303 out.
I summon thee Kekron, may our enemies develop cancer of the eyes.
Says the )))Mt. Jew(((
Mushroom sock-Lima 3.4.89 reading SKYKING.
The rover is in turnip patch, I repeat the rover is in the turnip patch.
God help us all, out.
This is why no one takes the "alt-right" seriously.
You are just a clear example of how society failed children with severe Autism-
This is why no one takes Sweden seriously. They are a clear example of how society failed citizens with severe cuckoldry.
>86666666
...
I am not the one sitting on a fucking anime imageboard roleplaying.
Charlie
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo
I repeat:
Charlie
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo
Over.
Wow never seen so many Wizards in one thread
>takes out Commando Code Booklet from breast pocket
>flips open furiously yet gently turning page
>bead of sweat forms on forehead
>re-read commando order 69
>bead of sweat falls on to 3rd from last word
>heart beings beating quickly
>take Luger from boot holster
>whisper gently into the wind "omw anons"
>Look at how superior I am by being the only normal person here, Am I right guys?
Really makes you think.
Got my bug out bag ready, is the U.S Nexus compromised or is it safe to meet there. If so I'll bring 'cake and punch.'
Any PA bros that need a lift let me know.
Enacting reserve power on vector 3.0145, 2.555, receiving at 2.56 htz. Juno Echo Whiskey Sierra---Bravo Uniform Romeo November. Mission 1488 is a go.
Shame on you for not memorizing the book.
I bet you don't even have your gas canisters filled or your 'goody bags' stocked.
Phi-alpha-bravo 3 on following up on mission 1488, seems to be in progress.