I'D TRADE IT ALL FOR A GF

I WOULD LET CLINTON WIN AND LET EU HAVE BRITAIN IF I COULD JUST HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ;_;

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Kill yourself pathetic sharter and no I'm not saying this because you said you would vote for Clinton.

Those digits...

Norway you would have been able to get t rips without a script, there is just norway!

And that's why you will never have an actual girlfriend, because you have no solid convictions and as such aren't a real man.
Enjoy our memes and pretending to be one of us while we make America great again, faggot.

You sound like P. Diddy, faggot!

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You can have one, but you have to watch me break her in first and you need to raise the little half-latino baby I will put in her.

When I'm done filling her tight 2D pussy up, then you can have her. And not a moment fucking sooner.

>Rem
You will never get a gf with taste shitty as this one

Dude...At times I would LOVE to not have one. Believe me, the grass isn't always greener.

>Girlfriend
>Anime degeneracy
Pick One

FUCK OFF

>I would do anything for a gf

>except work on myself to make myself a more likable and interesting human being

>white woman
>Spic manlet
Nice fantasy Juan.

>All for a gf
>No specifications
>Just a gf
so if someone gave you a 1/10 "women" who has the same personality as a rock and will cheat on you for every second she can get would you still want a gf?

Seriously it sounds more like.
>I WOULD LET CLINTON WIN AND LET EU HAVE BRITAIN IF I COULD JUST HAVE A MY WAIFU TO BE REAL
Sounds a lot better,

Kill yourself.

>Jus B yourslf bruh

k

>this

Out

A gf won't magically fix your problems, OP. You might feel like she did for the first few months but then you will realize you're still the same loser you were before and if you're unlucky, your gf turns out to be a psycho bitch who will bring you even MORE problems.

>Improve as a human being and individual
>b yourself

It's literally the opposite.

>my countryman is pedo weebshit
JUST

I want a gf, how to get one?

>it's another "hurr i wunna have a gf without doin anything" amerifat episode
Go shart in a mart cuck

I'm not a robot, i've had gfs, but for awhile it seems like I just can't pick them up anymore, or at least the ones I find attractive, I even got rejected by a girl I found myself to be way more attractive than.

1.Be attractive or atleast average.
2.Be good at speaking/lying

It's that simple really.

well its 2016, no woman wants white dick, all go for big black cock, you can have them in their 30ties or 40ties

>1.Be attractive or atleast average.
most people on this planet have gf or wife and believe me, they are not attractive

>pedo
she's like 17 dude chill the fuck out

I am neither of those.

I'd trade it all for a decent job, I know why I don't have a gf and it's got little to do with understanding how brexit was a sovereignty issue or that Marxists in academia are teaching journalists to promote unequal treatment based on race or gender.

Meanwhile, by trying to help end that unequal treatment in my meanial way by ensuring every argument against them is out there, in some way I'm a little closer to my goal of being gainfully employed.

Because whilst women don't like weebs, they definitely don't like NEETs.

That's why I said average.

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Try online dating?

Calm your nerves by realizing that we're all going to end up decaying organic matter.

Then be Reddit incarnate.

It should get you some cute, quirky type.

>Be 6'10
>Getting good money
>Girls are usually interested
>All I want is a cute feminine twink with a bubble butt to be my gurl
>Still can't find the one that looks girly and big assed enough
kill me

>manlet

I'm 6'1 but nice try.

And I clearly said 2D, you dumb fuck.

>LET EU HAVE BRITAIN

No thanks, we don't do damaged goods :^)

are you mentaly handicaped? every ugly fuck have gf.

I'm not fem but I'm kinda cute :^)

Yes. Even a Muslim girl, though I don't think they're allowed to marry men like me because of their religious oppression.

I have tried before, girls tend to not reply to me. I talked with one before for a week but I messed that up in spaghetti mode.

What does it mean to be reddit incarnate?

What is wrong with Turks?

I don't think many self respecting women would date men who watch Chinese cartoons.

fahrst halt in tscheschei wie die anderen ösis auch
wenn noch dazu kein kohle hast, macht halt an hero

Oh I remember you, I want something pretty and slim with a big bubble butt and pretty face

I'd trade you for a terrible Canadian shitpost.

Where are you from, user?

Why have a girlfriend when you can have four years of taking Hillary's cock down your throat?

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I have tried before, girls tend to not reply to me. I talked with one before for a week but I messed that up in spaghetti mode.
>What is wrong with Turks?
kek

My butt is bubbly but not big and I am not a bottom but we can still be friends :^)

Anime is pretty normie mainstream actually, I got a few gfs in the past by talking anime, sure they like mainstream shit anime, but it still works.

their shitpost is so much better and sophisticated then yours you sociopath

I am Norwegian, I'm not used to seeing ugly people you stupid product of Versailles.

Well you have girls liking you, but then you choose to pursue men. Why?

>I WOULD LET CLINTON WIN AND LET EU HAVE BRITAIN IF I COULD JUST HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ;_;
Looks like omega got lost again.
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This is weeb board Pepo

Sure, but you're getting a fucking huge landwhale feminist to balance out your low energy.

yea right you pig faced nord. all your men llooks like mental health clinic cases with their pigy faces.

LOL and when you get through with your LTR with your gf you will realize that you got the shit end of the stick m8

>1 extra sheep given to this ID

slovakian child rapist presenting ausies shitpost arguments
hmm that wont make me think

r8 muh waifu.

Better than you misplaced slav dog.

I disagree, Scandinavians look awesome, especially Swedes and Danes. Norwegians, not so much, and Finns are downright ugly :^)

I got enough friends, thanks anyway
Because it's more hotter, I don't know how to explain, dominating and owning a pretty feminine male is much more rewarding than a woman

Leftist women are selfish materialistic whores. You'll never find happiness on the other side bro. Stay red-pilled and find a red-pilled conservative wife. Find a church that is not degenerate and marry a virgin. Also, get /fit/ and /lit/. Lift weights, study books, go to church. I'm a turbo autist and I've managed to do this. We're all gonna make it!

>1 extra ficki given to kraut cuck

>wanting a gf when you could have a waifu instead

0/10

Are those scars/burns?

(you)

>What does it mean to be reddit incarnate?
Just quote nostalgic pop culture shit that everyone remembers and universally enjoys. Like Fresh Prince or Duck Tales.

The more normie type people like absolute garbage television shows like Friends and How I Met Your Mother. So maybe get familiar with those if that's the kind of person you're trying to attract. You can also use this tactic to make friends with males that are perceived to be higher value than yourself and improve your own status by associating with them.

>ausies shitpost arguments
No user, lurk more before posting.

Vote Tokyo Okamura you faggot

lmao the perma-virgins complains about other people having sex

Be calm and put yourself out there.
Also, be a bit father-like.

>haha i called him newfag that means i have higher ground
you have like 1 year here right, big guy already

she a slut

thats some dedication, sure m8, ill be gf

>haha i called him newfag
I only called you Pepa.

>television shows like Friends

lmao how old are you grandpa, 30?

yea lurk more surely wasnt eufemism for calling me newfag. fuck off and stuck your throat with dicks and halšky ty madar

I will give that a go.

if i could be gf to redpill the world i will

Again Pepíku, I only told you to lurk more.

>he doesn't know petting simulator 2015

I'm not sure how well it works with girls that aren't looking for long-term or don't have daddy issues.
Don't know why you'd date someone who's not looking for long-term though.

I only look for long term, I am not interested in short term things.

weeeeeeew laddie

shh thank me later ;^)

Traitor.

...and that's why you're never going to have either with that willingness to sell out so easily.

We win first then you get a qt gf later on. Serious delayed gratification shit. You'll never get that because you'll never truly be one of us or in the RWDS or alternative world order by having a pricetag.

The first thing they'll offer you if we get the enemy on the ropes is a qt gf to go away and leave them alone. They'll do the same offering money to anyone weak enough to be corrupted by material gains.

The incorruptible ones will go on to win and change everything because they have nothing that can be brought off. Then we get the rewards after changing the world to suit us again.

OP is a cuck, pic related.

t-they'll really offer us gfs if we fuck off? ..

I .. I think i' ready for hillary

There is this magical liquid called alcohol. Try it. The one called "white wine" worked well for me when I was young. Also, try acting like you are not interested, invite the girl out to do something other than "want to go to my house". You do that once they've had a few drinks.
Finally, you'll never hit a homerun if you don't swing at the ball.
Again, don't forget the magical liquid.

Nah, if she wins and it's only a poor revolt against her you'll get legalised AI sexbot waifus at best if you're lucky.

Under Trump or other controlled nationalist then probably some reverting to traditional values and the old status quo/full or partial reversal of sexual revolution so at least a prospect of buying you off with a gf.

Full 1848 style nationalist revolution and definitely getting paid off with women or money if the globalists end up on the ropes at any point.

Full blown, successful revolution and successful merchant removal then pretty much everything above and some. Mandatory wife likely too to help replenish and expand white populations. Baby boom era on steroids basically. Maybe legalised polygamy for white males too for extra white baby boom.

31, actually. GO FUCK YOURSELF