Mommy forgot to wake me up early again

>mommy forgot to wake me up early again
I'm going to lose the job again you stupid whore!!

just buy an alarm clock

It’s Saturday. What job do you have?

>working on saturday
do you work for the American clown?

Trains don't stop on saturday

Get your lazy ass up on your own. Jesus, all southern Europeans are lazy

what the fuck you generalising bitch?

sexist cunt

why are you even working on a saturday?

And your mother has to wake you up? Aren’t you ashamed? I have a feeling you’re a terrone

>mommy forgets to call your boss to say you're sick
>again

>tfw no job to wake up to

>ask mommy to make an appointment for me with the teeth medic
>she forgets
Holy shit I said I'm busy!! I'm busy!!!

>ask mommy to bring pasteries from bakery for me
>she brings them

t. 30h a week country

>again

they dont sell clocks in Naples anymore?

>come home from work
>immediately start yelling at my dog and punching the wall
living the dream guys.

average working day is 8 hours (which includes 30min lunch break)
so shaddap lazy nigger

>Work 12h
>Ask mommy make dinner
>Beat your mother because work stress and alcohol

>mommy didn't went to Mcdonald's drive thru
>also don't want to buy Mcdonald's burger for me

FUCK YOU BITCH THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU

>Come home from friends house
>Kick my sisters cat because she hid the remote
>The cat doesn't move the same

Wtf dude!!!!!!!??????????

>tfw mommy doesn't bring all the groceries I listed

Lazy bitch what about going in more than one supermarket

>come back from work
>drink two cans of beer
>try to play vidya
>lose motivation
>lie in bed watchin streams
>fall to sleep

calm down bro, i gave him a ton of treats later, i was just getting back at my sister i love cats.

Hurting animals just because you're angry at their owners doesn't check out as normal behavior.

Kek

>works only 75% as much as normal people

You’re only allowed to work 40h/week here.

>come home from work
>does nice things
>be nice human being
>feels good

Fuck you

>wake up, turn alarm off and lie down just five minutes
>fall asleep and mommy doesn't wake up me again
Fucking bitch, she knew I had to get up.

>Accidentally press the alarm off button rather than snooze
>Mummy doesn't check in on me until a few minutes before I was meant to leave

Fucks sake Toilstein's gonna freak

Overnight and connected to the Sup Forums?

You can work 12h with minium pay 6 days a row in a week.