What do you have nearby?

A wizard appears in front of you.

He tells you that you have 3 minutes to grab whatever you can nearby before he teleports you back in time to the streets of Berlin, 1933.

What would you be able to bring with you or wear?

I grab "Rise and Fall of the 3rd Reich" and "Rules for Radicals" off my shelf. Put on a shirt without cheeto dust, and get ready to change history.

some of my formal clothing so I dont look like a prick

I would bring all my Hitler memes , on my phone or printed copies. Then I'd meet the man and convince him not to attack Russia for in the future he will be worshipped

Fpbp

I always carry my bag:

-Laptop
-Phone
-Mein Kampf
-PPP (Pinochet portable Photography

Can I ever go back to the current day?

My luger, a chronical of the 20th century and my dog. Hitler loved dogs

Vandal Savage pretty much did this and took over the world.

1. Some decent clothes that won't stick out

2. Something with a transistor

3. Rosetta Stone for Deutsch

No. Basically you can only take whatever you can wear or hold with you in 3 minutes.

You only have 3 minutes to do this. And how would you charge your phone once it died ?

I'm sure there are 5v power sources in 1933

Kraut engineering can solve anything

If I was home I'd start screenshoting the ww2 page on Wikipedia and grab my pelican case with my sks and ammo
But I'm out rn so I'd run into the bookstore I'm at and grab a book on nazi Germany and ww2
I already speak conversational German and have a German dictionary on my phone. Charger in my backpack

Maybe

My desk top, lap top, monitor , wireless router, cz 75b , phone,charger.

Wtf is your router gonna do. There's no internet dummy

fucking MEME faggot

>implying electicity wasn't around.

Just grab your charger and modify it as required on the other end.

Take your laptop too.

Show the tech to the nazis so they can replicate it.

Also, download a bunch of books that might help in the 3 minutes and a few videos that show hitler doing speaches to prove you are from the future.

Shove it all in a backpack. Find the man, and save the world.

Anyone who isn't taking their phone and a charger is a fool. It's really simple to change the adapter on your charger.

Thanks to his decision there will be wireless internet in 1933. Think about it you dummy.

>Show the tech to the nazis so they can replicate it.

I wonder what nazis can do with a Core i7

tell hitler to straight up occupy italy

>my laptop and smartphone so scientists can analyze them and improve their technology
>a decent suit so I don't draw too much attention and don't look like a bum when meeting someone important
>valuables (gold/jewels) to trade for money and food in order to survive in the first days
>my survival kit in case everything goes to shit

Even just little things like your phone battery would be priceless.

>Grab modern machine gun
>Wait until 1942
>become german soldier
>fight in stalingrad
>tell officer that the russians want to encircle us
>win ww2

Bring my phone,give it to the Nazis and in exchange they have to cleanse Croatia of non-Croats,and make the Independent State of Croatia

>survive in the first days

Just show a cellphone to someone and you will be the most important person in the world

Laptop, screencap articles on Hitler, the third reich, and the Nuclear Bomb

You could influence the entire future of the country and you just prepare for the end-battle. Are you retarded?

It's all i could think of alright?

Just a few simple pictures could change everything...

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>What would you be able to bring with you or wear?

ghurka, laptop, remington shotgun with speedrail, albums, production gear, will officially take over global society

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>What would you be able to bring with you or wear?

(around my desk right this moment)

1. Bag consisting of: Kobalt 3 blade knife, Sig Sauer P938, Pelican 7100 rechargable flashlight , 97OZ of silver bars/coins

2. Prescription Oakley Sunglasses

3. Black rain jacket, Jeans, Waterproof boots.

Laptop, charger, and my shitty ak clone.

I honestly don't know what they can do with my laptop; I don't think they have the expertise to reverse engineer it or anything like that, but at least I won't have to go without HIGH DEFINITION TRANNY KEK porn.

they can copy it and start spreading the internet faster, he really should being several cellphones laptops and routers so they can be reverse engineered

Nothing, the principles behind it would seem like nonsense to people even 50 years ago

However the alloys and certain other things would be very useful.

I'd use the 3 minutes deactivating facial recognition software on my laptop, grabbing a bag and a power cord, and then bringing as many electronics as I could back.

Not how time travel works, if you significantly the past you'll cease to exist, undoing your efforts.

I swear humans in this era are so fucking retarded.

A knife is a good idea. I guess load up whatever canned food I have lying around, instant noodles and some matches. I have all those things, somewhere. There was supposed to be matches in my shirt pocket but I guess I went to bed in my shirt so they are over there now.

The rest of my sherry bottle, obvs. My favourite hat.

1. Sun Jack portable solar panel + power pack
2. Several cases of my 48 count AA batteries
3. Tablet filled with e book collections that I have acquired from Sup Forums spots like /k/, /lit/, Sup Forums, /fit/, /sci/, /diy/, /tg/, and some *personal* videos.
4. Bottle of antibiotics
5. My TI-89 calculator
6. A nice suit
7. A slide rule
8. Some jewelry to pawn off.

Past and present are different temporal lines faggot

I grab my phone,solar charger and sell it to fucking Panasonic or something and live rich.

You forgot to bring your designated LOO

Run to wal mart and grab some miniguns

That's only if time travel works according to the Grandfather Paradox.

If it works on the basis that for everybody decision made, a parallel timeline is created, in essence creating a multiverse, then yes, time travel is possible with no adverse effects, considering all options would have already been mapped out.

As for what I would wear/take back? Steel capped boots, cargo pants, and comfortable t shirt + jacket.

Also phone, with as many encyclopaedias/schematics for current day tech as possible, + charger.

Anything else would be irrelevant, since all the info on my phone would make me a billionaire, and get me so far up on the power structure, that I would have access to anything I wanted/needed.

>there is only one way how timetravel works
can you proove it :^)

Shart in cart faget

My phone and sleeping wife. And undies.

>can fix the whole fucking world
>Thinks about money

gee...

My AR15 and AK74 with all my mags and ammo. Introduce the AK to the Germans and Axis powers (considering it's technically a German's design) and the AR to the US and allies. When WWII fully breaks out the results would be interesting with reliable, much higher capacity infantry rifles

This. Probably a magazine or two to read. Idunno how to speak german, lol.

My portable studio (Macbook + Maschine and a small modular rack)
My Les Paul
Every condom in my house

Gonna make music history and fuck bitches

>implying I brought back schematics and encyclopaedias for nothing

Way to have great reading comprehension you dumb fuck.

>taking your fat feminist slut wife when you could have a qt pure aryan waifu

stay malay faggot

>B-b-b-but muh mudslime waifu that looks like a letterbox

Nobody ever accused the Malays of being too bright.....

Ok, you stay Australian then I guess?

Love, flagposter.

My computer, my phone, alot of medicine and science books.

Download as much information as possible on silicon transistors and production.
My computer + monitor, tablet and about 20 mcu development boards. Electric unicycle and any li-ion batteries I can grab. Might as well take my pet monitor lizard as well, I will wear my motorcycle armor a knife and a 3ft staff.

Atleast we dont lost wars against birds

Your entire country is just a fruit.

i need nothing my knowledge will suffice. i will tech the germans how to make thermite, H.E.A.T rounds and radar. knowledge is power

How'd the Malayan Emergency turn out for you, faggot? I'll wait.

I'm a physicist and also have some history books around covering the relevant things from 1500 till today. The physics and technology books also cover the basics of everything relevant until around 2000-2010.

In addition, a Laptop (charging it won't be a problem, power grid is already there and building the right transformer is not really difficult) with thousands of ebooks covering covering basically everything of any kind of science.

I will bring the history and technological knowledge so that Hitler can win in 1-2 years even crushing the US (i.e. removing the jews and their banking system). After they win in ~1940-1942, they'll continue to improve their technology to have in the 1970s what we have today.

Shove a laptop and a smartphone (to prove I'm from the future) and my entire relevant history book collection from the shelf. Put on the most neutral, old fashioned clothes on (leather shoes, beige trouwers and a plain dress shirt), pack my small gold collection (€s would of course be worthless) and if there's time left, my desktop pc. That should be enough to be able to lead the Reich to victory.

Once arrived, I would walk into the nearest government/police office and explain that I am from the future (luckily I speak German). Of course, I'd show some modern technology first, so I'm not gassed on the spot for being mentally ill. I'd ask to be put into contact with the superior of the one I'm talking to and explain the future of the Reich and the entire western civilisation is at risk (if they believe I'm from the future, this shouldn't be too hard to swallow either) all the way up until I have an audience with the Führer. I'd explain the situation and propose plans on how to win ww2. From there, it's basically irl Hearts of Iron 3, hopefully

A razor
Some shaving cream
And a Luger

I WILL BECOME THE MAN AND WEAR HIS SKIN. ALL NORMIES MUST BE PURIFIED

My socom 16, flak, kevelar,main back full of mre, sleeping system, ammo, water ect, a nazi flag and a picture if adolf so I can leave with an autograph.

Faggot. Even Peru is a better nation then you're shitty ass country. I can wipe my ass with your country and my ass will come out darker than a nigger at night

Bring a history book of 1930 Germany, show it to Hindeburg, tell him to choose Ernst Thallman instead of Hitler as Chancellor.

The Schuko (Schutzkontakt) standard was adopted in 1925 in Germany and they used 220VAC. You would literally be able to charge your phone in basically every normal power outlet, provided you're not American or anything. Even then, conversion would be very simple and for such exotic technology, a solution would probably be very quickly made available

Kek. Showing a history book like that to hindenburg would make him go "full reich" by himself. You'd get 1939 a few years earlier when the other nations are not prepared.

A portable oven and some charcoal.

-puukko
-my money collection
-a history book about winter war
-bottle of coca cola
I would travel to Finland, and convince finnish leaders to put more money on military. Then we would win winter war, and conquer karelia. After that Hitler would be very impressed, and would invade to russia and mayby, mayby win the war on eastern front.
Greater Finland ftw!

Get out you fucking jew

>my money collection
Kike detected.

Don't forget a Navajo language reference. Just in case. Though hopefully things wouldn't get that far.

I grab a knife and stab the bastard, I don't fucking want to go there.

my cellphone to prove im a time traveler and quickly printed out stats on red army capabilities

Hah, no. I collect old finnish coins and paper money.

>stabbing a time wizard with a level 1 iron knife
What are you, stupid?