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really dont understand this nintendo cardboard rubbish

where the FUCK is Jeffrey!?

chin shorter than the six day war

*adds this to the long list of things you don't understand*

hat

fedoro

It takes a death
And only God can allow it
And you couldn't do it if you're not the seed of God
And so the path through the great corridors
These are corridors unto his perfection
That is which the prophet and the Urim and Thummim has penetrated
That through this great sea of blackness
That I penetrated through these corridors
And I went through that last segment
Where I went through these dark serpentines

Told a group of foreigners to leave the country last night. Is that a hate crime? Could I have been arrested?

wanked and probably going to sleep now

chin more recessed than the dow after black tuesday

dry sex is fucking awful if you have an above average willy

yes

they'll probably get 2 weeks in lanzarote

rt.com/news/420925-australia-qantas-words-rules/

>Australian airline Qantas has instructed staff to no longer use phrases like “guys,” “mum and dad,” “husband” and “wife.” The new rules also advise male crew members not to "manterrupt.”

>Male employees were also told not to “manterrupt” women and speak over them, nor refer to colleagues as “abrasive” or “bubbly” as the terms are generally only used to describe women. When speaking of men, staff were encouraged to favor “humanity” instead of “mankind”, and when addressing a group they were advised to forgo “guys” for terms like “team,” “folks,” “people” or “you all.”

>The instructions even included historical terms like “settlement,” when speaking of the 1700 arrival of the British down under, staffers were asked to use “invasion” or “occupation” to accurately describe the colonization of Aboriginal people.

The lefty word police at it again. Telling everyone what noises they are and aren't allowed to make with their mouth. The absolute state of modern western society

soyboyo

She gets wet straight away. You're not one of them condom/circumcised dipshits yeh?

"guys" is gender neutral tbqh

>rt.com

very credible

was once called a mong by an aussie poster
still cry myself to sleep over it

No hate, only love for your country and fellow Brits.
Plot twist :- they are tourists and will tell everyone back home never to go to the UK.

did the man say the word

yes if they report you to the police and then they check cctv of the area u could be arrested and sent to jail for up to 3 months

Australians are core SJW. Everyone seems to forget that

how do you even have dry sex

Where is the Janny?

>told not to “manterrupt”

Thanks Julie

this

would u get with a transexual? har dot say no to kim petras desu

did the sunburnt man make the wacky post

nothing wrong with respecting women and minorities bigot

who gives a shit? the same story is in loads of major newspapers. people who attack the source instead of the content are always dribbling brainlets.

i wasn't manterrupting i was BANTERRUPTING

WAHEY

>SJW

Put it in when she isn't ready. It's only dry for a short time cause she'll get wet quick
Unless you're talking about anal which is always drier. Being a swede he probably is

I manterupt female colleagues at work every day and they fucking hate me lmao

had two girls ask me this the other day
said "depends how the night goes"

i wasn't manterrupting i was BANTERRUPTING

WAHEY

really don't know how I'd react if someone ever used this term of "mainsplain", etc, in front of me

thankfully I've only ever seen it on the internet

>respecting women and minorities bigot
>women and minorities bigot
What does that have to do with anything? Treat people as individuals.

WAHHHEY LAD THATS CREATIVE

Dead from alcohol poisoning.

going to bum a lad later

kek
thick as pigshite

He's right. A computer struggles to have a truly random number. That's why the best random number generators use multiple sources to derive randomness

carl

constantly got accused of mansplaning by a qt korean in my class last semester because I'd go into too much detail about something or know something that no reasonable person should know, like the purpose of a bezel on a diving watch (apparently)

this i dont think it actually exists just a false flag meme

hope it's me

people who quote the daily mail or rt expecting to garner some kind of outrage are actually the brainlets lad

>reads RT
>calls other dribbling brainlets

Thanks lad

Wow rude

it isn't lad sorry

are you literally 12 or 13 years old
BASED yank does it again!

That's me.

>you should treat people as individuals

100% for sure i'd burst out laughing, right in their face

no one ever gave me their opinions on the song i linked

first /brit/ post of the day

any #SWAG man in

kys bender

dont think i listened to it

he's here

hat

I've never seen insane radfem shit in real life, only ever online. I've never seen o heard anyone say "mansplain" or "Manspread" or "manterrupt" and to be honest i'm starting to beleive this is only a very small fringe faction coming out with this shit in Toronto, Sydney and San Francisco.

It's all kicking off

>being French.

u're here

excellent post

wtf is wrong with you

@7695
hat

youtube.com/watch?v=SbD_yGOhSb4

didnt want to

*negs you*

there is nothing wrong with having sex with 16 year olds.

everybody secretly loves a riot

absolute fucking sate of pool 2 down in 26 minutes

Me on the right

unable to confirm, haven't been outside in a few years

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hello nigger

have actually seen ads about "manspreading" on the bordeaux tram
couldn't believe my eyes
they didn't even bother translating the term either

Have you ever seen any alt-right in real life?

What are you on about mate?

same for 99.9% of the stuff Sup Forums types obsess and wind themselves up about

hello leftypol

boring poll dont bother

fUCK
oFF
jOHNNY
fOREIGNER

Nah. People who attack the source instead of the content are brainlets. It is literally impossible to be further devoid of an argument. Especially when said content is covered by multiple media sources.

pretty weird that /brit/ has created this tbqh

so by linking it from Russia Today, despite multiple other news sources covering the story, you have confirmed yourself to be a brainlet
very sad :(

Wogs from all around the world performing feats of athleticism for the entertainment of human detritus

threatened to glass my mum because she wouldn't cook a sausage sarnie

here

the 18 year old is trying to convince me of the merit of younger women

>the source doesn't effect the contents
brainlet.m4a

Not the shopkeepers and car owners involved i bet.

But I'd enjoy an annual riot in a designated place, where it's like a localised version of The Purge. Everyone shifts their cars out the way and shopkeepers fortify their premises and everyone gets tear gassed.

>A civil war in Europe between the far-right, far-left and Islam

*quotes the bible as historical fact*
don't even bother attacking the source, brainlets

women love manspreading as they can see the outline of the will

Do you not work? Have you never had an HR manager? Not been to uni? Anywhere they are able to enforce it, they do. Obviously you don't hear it down your local boozer.