There is NOTHING wrong with being gay, feminist, or a marxist. #yesallwhitepeople
Ian Howard
>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Jonathan Cooper
>My father was a mailman
ugh...okay
Dylan Perry
>When you hate a "person" enough that you unironically pray for her death every single night without exception
Jace Stewart
>my father was a madman
wow... baka found the jfk shooter
Jordan Powell
THE FUCKING MADMAN JUST MADE FUN OF HILLARY'S MEMES
BUY A HILLARY CLINTON'S TERRIBLE MEMES SHIRT TODAY
Remember not to disclose more information than necessary in here, anything you say could be used against you or Trump, specially in a state like Michigan.
did everyone enter the drawing to have dinner with Mr Brexit?
Ryder Gutierrez
Kek, so many of my college friends had the "Feel the Bern" sticker that his "feeling Berned?" one is based off of.
Dylan Barnes
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Levi King
>that fucking tweet TOP FUCKING KEK
Nathaniel Martinez
SOMEONE GET TRUMP OUT OF AUSTRALIA
Julian Roberts
Trump campaign told me to say nigger and faggot
Grayson Reed
What would happen if I walked down the center of LA with this?
Josiah Lee
It wasnt incoherant. Remember slipped seamlessly from laughing about a humble water filter salesman right into le serious Sandy Hoax voice?
Jacob Morales
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Julian Watson
I love how at the end of Hillary's speech, she reacts with shock and surprise when the room starts to applause. It's funny because that shouldn't have affected her like that and because those cucks would have clapped at anything she said.
Julian Cruz
PEPE!!!!
Alexander Thomas
Can someone who knows shit about polls explain this? This is from the LA Times poll here: cesrusc.org/election/
Trump's african-american support jumped ten points the first day he gave a speech asking for the black vote. It stayed steady for a full week and then suddenly dropped ten points.
Is this just a fluke or did they correct the record? I know this poll has a strange polling method so that might be a factor but idk.
Grayson Rogers
Well, if they told you to they must be right.
Do it faggot!
Camden Brown
shes gone senile
Cameron Bennett
F
Dominic Hernandez
>Pabst Blue Ribbon I'm Mormon (no bully plz) and I know thats haram. I also know Hill cant pour a beer to save her life/campaign.
This is so fucking stupid. Isn't it readily apparent that when a nigger has a H shirt on, that is "Nigger for H"?
Why does the shirt need to say it?
Tyler Rodriguez
>the current year >Pat Caddell remains a Democrat
Landon Ortiz
You have to. Don't you even want to MAGA?
Andrew Jones
>Trump coffee mug >only holds 15 oz
I'm sorry guys, but this is the last straw, I can no longer support a candidate whose coffee mug cannot hold enough coffee to provide high energy
Nathan Carter
im about to hit checkout as well. that thing looks so nice
Jose Campbell
>asian americans and pacific islanders for H
that is laughably stupid
Anthony Phillips
They should've written this out like how Trump says it
"EL GEE, BEE TEE QUEUE"
Ryder Flores
>Is this just a fluke or did they correct the record? I know this poll has a strange polling method so that might be a factor but idk.
They rotate 1/7 of their sample everyday. African Americans, if they are sample in a proportional way, are a small minority of the sample (coincidentally around 1/7).
Any change at all in this small daily sample would be insignificant in the overall result but, isolated, would appear to be a massive change even if just 15 colored blokes changed their minds either way.
To summarize: it's fucking nothing and never were.
David Peterson
>have literally unlimited access to attractive liberals who would model for free >choose these people
the polls are rigged to make Hillary supporters think that they are winning
Austin Wood
Do Samoans like to be lumped in with Korans?
In my mind it's like saying "North African and Mediterranean"
Caleb Ortiz
Alex is so entertaining.
Thomas Allen
>Proudly made in the USA Check all the products. Do they all say that now? That really takes the wind out of the "He makes all his campaign shit in china" arguments.
Zachary Long
>Latinos voting for Trump >can't even fucking spell it right
No wonder Drumpf is losing
Camden Long
On phone, y'all welcome to make HQ version.
Camden Reyes
omg
Cooper Gomez
>Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders for H
Nolan Jones
I'm back. So I don't live in a good enough neighborhood to go door-to-door, but I might be able to do something at my campus
Charles Torres
No one cares what spic words mean
Michael Thomas
>lgbt >quer
lol
Aiden Hughes
watching hillary's speech from yesterday right now. trump says things are shit for niggers and now hillary is claiming everything is amazing for niggers. this shit is hilarious.
Brayden Parker
That makes sense, thanks.
Asher Perry
they've always said that since day one and he never made them anywhere else
Blake White
They've said it for as long as I've seen it.
Bentley Sullivan
All his campaign stuff has been, hence costing double what equivalent Chinese-manufactured products would.
Isaiah Walker
W H Y A R E T H E R E M O R E T H A N O N E T R U M P G E N E R A L / P O L / ?
Nathan Jones
voten = vote in Spanish. retard
Lincoln Anderson
I'd imagine of that fellow went out for a walk, he'd get his ass kicked by Trump supporters for making fun of their canidate or Hillary supporters who would be so overcomed with blind rage, they would mistake that for a Trump hat and also kick his ass.
Hell, I just want to beat up that guy even without the hat.
Zachary Long
First day of college class, professor hinted at talking about trump. This is going to be a fun year. I love debating and arguing
Gavin Campbell
he never did. I think there was an article like a year ago where they went to the factory where they make MAGA hats. A lot of knockoff ones are made in China though but you have to be dumb enough to buy one first.
Ayden Robinson
There's different dialects of spanish. I actually almost failed my high school spanish course because I speak south American spanish and the course was for Spain spanish.
Why in the fuck are we learning Spain spanish? Who gives a shit about spain? The fucking odds of running into a spaniard here compared to a spic are not even fucking remotely imaginable.
I'm getting mad now, that whole year is coming back to me.
Colton James
This. I'm honestly surprised she went out there straight faced and said this after flooding the DNC with all these black mothers asking for "change". If anything, this idea that "Black communitues are already great," combined with the BLM focus at the DNC REALLY makes her look like she hates cops. I would say I'm surprised that statement hasn't already generated backlash from the African American communities, but the MSM would never report it anyway.
Hunter Richardson
Where are you at? I have some family in Kiryat Bialik.
Adam Myers
Trump said he'll be going to a Black Church and hold a rally in Detroit soon.
Will niggaz join in?
Jackson Collins
hillary clinton quote >when someone shows you who they are you believe them the first time apparently she's forgetting her own super-predators line
Jaxson Foster
>having an image of Hillary that is physically difficult to look at
That sounds about right
Ryan Sanders
His stuff has always been made in the USA. the only ones that werent were knock offs of his hats on random websites that ship overseas.
Hudson Gomez
Holy fuck, Trump totally revamped his shop. I was just on there the other day and now its 5th dimension more based.
John Garcia
i live in a village in the Shfella. nowhere close mate.
Eli Flores
For the same reason you learn standard Arabic and not Syrian arabic or Iraqi arabic. Because that's the language all the good books are written in.
Jonathan Cox
No idea what ur talking about m8
;)
Jace Moore
>union printed
Samuel Ross
Which college, user? A few of my professors hinted at him too, with one explicitly railing on him (A couple classmates and I counterred effectively)
Ethan Allen
I don't know how you can even pretend Trump "fights for freedom" when he wants to "close up" parts of the Internet.
Thomas Reed
>using the same chink model for 4 different states
