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Drunk edition

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First for 2D is not important.

2nd for bad first posts

>the best time in NZ
>Cali is 4 am

You guys are close in time, which makes you prime to wage war on one another

We're a day ahead, which gives us a clear advantage.
Can't beat the future.

Yep
When we nuke the Y*nks it'll take a whole day before they realize we did it.
The element of surprise is ours.

I shouldn't have had that nap...
I'm fucking awake now.
They'll never see it coming...

I think I'm off to bed

good noight benjamin "thundercock" westy

I'm not Westy...

Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

riii extraflags isnt working
okay,
then good night dunedin "buttblaster" lanklet

rude

Hey i was drinkin too

Hi bois

i go shopping.
anyone need something?

a switch

I'm running out of cigarettes, so....

i dont know if they have that there
sure, any preferred brand?

nibbles

Marlboro gold or red.

>hecking r*sshitianoid has invaded your thread

IM NOT R*SSOID
LIAR

okay im back
i bought your cigs.

dont know if two different people or shizophrenia

Thanks, sweetie

What are you?

Please don't fight.
Try to get along.

>me
>being a sm*ker
What the heck liechtoid, don't think so ill of me

maybe they will turn lewd while they fight.

Hmmm.. true.

In that case, they can fight it out!

I'm half TATAR so shut up

>he's only HALF tatar
Lmaoing@your life, I'm around 56% tatar, and live in tatar capital of Russia (SPB), so I'm obviously superior

Please let me be stay, I beg you

>putins playing the le 56% game

I can play that too liechty c;

At least you're no russoid

Rly like this image

me rn

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Arhhh i need to get ready for a field trip today

What is a field trip? Sounds like heck

Good morning everyone

Morning sure is heck today

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Cut myself while shaving, haven't done that in years

Okay I'm off to work

I bet as soon as I leave the thread will come alive again

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Just got sent up the street to buy a paper, it's a nice morning out here

see chu lateru

Water resource and catchmemt assessment

Another new girl is starting today, hopefully it won't be hella awkward because I can't make conversation to save my life

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Just b urself

Oh boy we just went past an effluent storage pond *gags*

Where I wish I was

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how so

Out in the woop woops atm

but I want a job working with cute maid Chalmers!
What about me!

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Would you be able to not creep on others while you worked?

I keep my perversion out of my work.
I'd creep on you after my shift is done.

i wanna sleep but i dont have anyone to share my bed with

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I'll share it with you ;)

good. im gonna tape a animegirl on your face and then you can be my bedwarmer

Rude my face is cute enough for you liechty

tfw no qt kiwigirl/boi harem

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*kidnaps you*

im no sub anymore
*breaks free and kidnaps you in return*

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hey liechty

GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING EVERYONE DESU!

HOW IS EVERYONE DESU?

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hey conway

alright me bed now. good night

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sweet dreams qt

You can kidnap me into part of it c:
Morning- on a field trip

Goodnight desu!
UwU where are you going?

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Good morning gang.

ohayo lazybones

Sleep well qt
We are looking at the Selwyn river catchment so we are going all over
Morning

...hey buddy.
How are ya today?
Hows your day treating ya?

You know I can't really remember my dream but I do know Chalmers was a big part of it.

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It's Good, I was up early today
Got any plans for the day m80?

Looks fun desu. Please take pictures :3

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>I was up early today
Did you have a little more sleep from when you woke up last night?
I fell dead asleep right after my shower.
No plans today, lazy Sunday for me.

>How are ya today?
Alright I guess.
I think I'm off to the gym now tho

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Oh, well bye for now.
I'll see you later.

No I didn't, but that was ok.
Will do

Just bought a sandwich c:

Whats in the sammy?
I'm getting a bit hungry might make something up myself.

Fuck it's hella busy, and the new dishes girl can't keep up, luckily the new new coffee girl is super easy to work with and really fast

How's everyone else's Sunday going?

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Gods speed desu!

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My Sundays going good, have only been up for about an hour...
Hope it dies off soon for ya.
Also you were in my dream last night, I don't know remember much but I know you had something to do with it.

Why are there no australians and newzealanders in Boston? The only *Australians/New Zealanders* I met here are Chinese anchor babies

Chicken, tomato, relish,lettuce c:

Why would they go to Boston...?
Frickin' yummy.

Lunchtime, it's gotten a lot quieter

Thanks, only 2 hours to go
That's cool, dreams are weird sometimes

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Because America is a shithole that nobody except for someone with a deathwish would want to visit?

I have also returned
welcome me

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I really shouldn't because of the way you said it....
But welcome back buddy!

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this pleases me immensely

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How was your gym session?
Also did ya decide on what you're taking to the BBQ?

*Welcomes*

Ahahaha

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>How was your gym session?
Alright I guess...
I stalled on one my lifts which wasn't ideal, I need to eat more I think.

>Also did ya decide on what you're taking to the BBQ?
I think I'll just take a crate of beer and be done with it, better than me fucking around with food plus it looks like there will be plenty anyway.

I went out to do some watering and found a rainbow desu.

Please enjoy desu uwu.

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>I think I'll just take a crate of beer and be done with it
Ahh yeah, you'll enjoy yourself matey.
Also don't get too pissed up, and if you do come back here and post your feet.
>Please enjoy
*Enjoyed*

cute arm

>Also don't get too pissed up
Shant
>and if you do come back here and post your feet.
desu I probably will

Thanks desu.
Th-Th-thanks you.

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>melbourne

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I wish I was having a bbq with Westy instead

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