ITT: Essential nigger technology

ITT: Essential nigger technology

>tfw big sign on my storefront that says "no hoverboards allowed in store"

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>hoverboards
Stop calling them that, fuckface.

what's the fucking point of hoverboards

they ride those things to avoid scuffing their jordans

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thats literally the name of the product

>Hoverboard
>Jordans

Dunno why the fuck those niggers are complaining about poverty. Here, only the upper class can afford that shit.

why do niggers bitch about poverty and dem programs when they waste their money on this shit?

Looks gay as fuck why would anyone ride that shit.

False advertising. It doesn't hover.

They should've called it 'Too lazy to walk boards'
Degenerate shit

I have yet to see someone who isn't black use these things

niggers gonna nig

>Implying they bought them

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Checked and KeK'd

top kek

It's the same here, niggers just don't understand how to use money

I fuckin lol'd.

When you say essential nigger technology do you mean technology niggers use or is technology that fills their role okay

>beats
>large "designer" branding
>dodge or Kia
>cheesecake factory

the same reason people wear fanny packs... convenience

Niggers can't go a day without smacking their lips on these.

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That's still it's common name and product designation you illiterate fucking Neanderthal.

Go get butthurt about something worthwhile.

people wear fanny packs to draw attention to their wieners.

>dodge or kia
>no escalade
baka

>nigger
>technology

t.bh i can't either

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT CHEETOES

maybe perverts. fanny packs are great for hikes and shit.

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No man can

so fucking true.
credit cards
its how us niggers eat.
white and black niggers alike.

>WORK HARDER
good goy

>doesn't connect to a printer

Checks out.

Roll it off a cliff and hover to safety you degenerate nigger

Niggers plz go. These things are disgusting and are absolutely garbage tier food.

Those aren't credit cards.

Blacks invented the hoverboard

>what's the fucking point of hoverboards
They blow up killing niggers.

You're really committed to demonstrating your ignorance of product names.

> It's not asprin you idiot it's acetylsalicylic acid, gosh!

Find a better hill to die on.

Pic related is the nigger's lifeforce and essential technology.

so advanced they skipped the wheel entirely
truly kangworthy

This guy gets it and i dont mean nigger in a racial way a nigger is an ignorant motherfucker, anyone can be an ignorant motherfucker.

Also thats not Oprah its maya angelou

Used to work at KFC, funnily enough not a lot of niggers came. They go to Popeye's because KFC is too expensive

A tax return? Niggers don't pay taxes

They go to Popeye's because it's better.

>only the upperclass can afford Jordans and hoverboards in America
You truly are autistic

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Haha sike

I believe it's pelled Netherlander

Here we have the traditional food of Haiti, the mud cake. It's literally just mud with a little bit of sugar that's left to dry in the sun.

Do these things actually explode?

They're still expensive products that only fairly well off people (middle-uppermiddle class) can casually afford without dipping into funds for non recreational expenses.

Niggers just spend every single cent they make with 0 planning for the future or saving.

When was the last time you saw a black in an actual bank vs going to the local check casher?

How much parasites does that give to a human?

>mfw this has spread to my 3rd world country

The batteries on cheaply made ones do. That's why Amazon eventually stopped selling them altogether because it was too hard to filter out good ones from Chinese crap that was a massive fire hazzard.

This is hilarious because white people literally invented both of these and are the biggest consumers of them.

keep on puttin down african technology u cave dwellin whitebois, just remember we were building pharohs and pyramids whilst you were barbarians

breathed air out my nose watching the webm, but lost my shit when I saw the file name to go along with it kek

Beat me to it.
It's a selection of EBT cards. That way they don't have to cash their welfare check to spend those racist crackers tax money.