I'm feeling German today. What should I watch?

I'm feeling German today. What should I watch?

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Triumph of the Will

Dark

I want a sausage so bad now.

Run Lola Run

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fpbp

a donner mein freund

What's the best sausage? bratwurst?

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die hard 1 or 3

Das Boot

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scat porn

Forklift safety videos

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was it kino?

Not sure what the best German sausage is but hot Italian sausage is my favorite overall. I may check out a place called Wvrst today as I'll be going downtown. Should I try Bratwurst of Oktoberfest?

23 nichts ist so wie es scheint

very good movie about karl koch who hacked western computers in the 80s and sold data to kgb so he can sustain his drugaddiction.

>I'm feeling German today.
>What should I watch?
Watch yourself in the mirror and have a good long think about what you've done to this world.

I can highly recommend Blutwurst and Leberwurst on Sauerkraut my friend

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danke

Revanche

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also karl koch is played by august diehl. one of the best german actors, you probably know him from the inglourious basterds bar scene.

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kitts. Kitts, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

just the 1 person telling the story.

la creatura....

world on a wire

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nuernberger
just put all organs into it, see if it tastes then

>Blutwurst
>Leberwurst
see pic

Bratwurst is entry level wurst. The higher classes eat Schinkenkrakauer or Mettwurst

Yeah I found the nuernberger the best sausages, followed by bratwurst.

Watch something that reminds mordern Germans of their homeland. Lawerence of Arabia.

forgot pic

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Essential /bore/core

as far as my feet will carry me

Das Experiment
Das Leben der Anderen (The Lives of Others)
Who Am I
Fitzcarraldo
Aguirre
Nosferatu (1922)
Metropolis
(Fritz Lang's) M

pretty much 10% of german cinema not being about WW2

then you have basically a Schlachtplatte which is even better

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fucking Kino

Philosophy, engineering, music?
germans were based before all the good stock was sacrificed

This.

do you own a nintendo switch by any chance

A movie you like, dubbed in German.

00 Schneider

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too bad their leadership was retarded, getting into a war with the US, UK, France, and USSR simultaneously. The South had more chance of victory in the Civil War.

Any Holocaust documentary or a WW2 flick about the evil deeds of Nazi Germany.

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German food looks like actual shit, its no wonder they're into scat

pureed bull balls make a good milkshake
might be something for you

Kings of the Road
The American Friend

>get rid of the aristocracy
>BECOME the aristocracy

t. butthurt pole or deported turk

>deported turk

These exist?

Turkey isn't in the EU

The Greatest Story Never Told

persepolis

Nah I mean I didn't realize Turks were ever deported what with 90% of German schoolkids being Turkish

Haneke or Seidl.

Look Who's Back

I like German food:
Königsberger Klopse
Tellerfleisch
Kasseler
Lapskaus
Schweinshaxe
Schäuferla
I like Leberwurst from Pommern
Ostfriesentee is nice
Now of course this is all meat but they're not bad in the veggie department either.
>t. your favourite neighbouring country

>hackeke

Master race coming through.

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this teebeeache

fake news

What's wrong with Haneke?

pictured: My shits before during and after a night out

Babylon berlin

He's a television-tier hack whose violence is cheap and laughable and his politics are extremely shallow

>Tellerfleisch

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Care to elaborate the second point? I haven't seen his latest film yet, the one about that middle-class family, is that what you're referring to?

Blacked.

Or if you're not in a mood for a documentary The Lives Of Others is a really well done movie.

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Mainly his shit is a sort of lecture on immigration and the exploitation of the third world by europeans and a dismissal of national identity/ethnicity
I haven't seen his recent movie but I doubt it'll be any good

>all these wurstfags
>not being part of the frikadellen master race

truly you lot are plebs

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Where can I even buy German sausage? I’ve been meaning to try some.

>Frikadellen
Unterschicht bitte

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germany

based

>no rouladen posts
you're missing out

I admit I'm a traitor to my country but Worst > Frikadellen

fuck off Sup Forums

The absolute state of Sup Forums mods, lmao.

Fucking faggot mod

fried cabbage > sauerkraut

Schindler´s list

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welcome to our shitty board

Nice. I regulary imitate Kinski among my friends and they absolutely love it!

la television..

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Bad Banks

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