FUTURE HOLY KEK HAPPENING THREAD

Last time a thread like this came we had good happenings, Kek will give us even better happenings this time. POST A LOCATION ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD:

>singles: nothing happens
>dubs: 50% chance of happening
>trips: happening
>quads+: end of days confirmed

OP starts: Washington

You've had hundreds of these threads and thousands of gets that didn't come true, but of course the 0.01% that do are the work of ancient gods and not of pure coincidence.

Kekfags are the worst

Moscow, Russia. October 15th.

shut up fag, your city is next

Let's go with GERMANY for $200 Alex.

Antarctica: Nov 8th

California

France

North Korea

i get laid.

San Diego, September 23rd

In Kek we trust; hear our prayer and deliver unto us content farmers a fresh meme.

Germany

Ankara

London. Novembet 5th.

Germany

slide threads like this will forever be instant bans

D. C

OH SHIT

Brussels, next summer. Muslim hunting season will begin. Around 500 of them will be executed live on TV.

Florida

digits

winrar

This.

or

Jew York

trump wins

Soros will die

Ankara

south china sea

hillary wins in a landslide

France

Checked

massive happening
Toronto ontario
100+ SJWs, and darkies exploded (in gay neighbourhood)
muslim attacker.

Kek condemns your soul

South China sea.

Western New York State

soros will die PAINFULLY

OY VEY!

Absolutely happening in Turkey, the happening central. Get your happening fix with your 50% more casualties coupon.

this faggots city for doubting our mighty Kek

ye

Kek works in mysterious ways.

Liechtenstein

so 50% chance of happening in germany or ankara, and 50% happening of soros kicking the bucket. any gets for the type of happening in germany or ankara?

YES

San Fran

OY SO MANY SINGLES

LETS GO BABY

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check'd my holy 7 dubs

>Barcelona sees a bomb in the next two months

Mass deaths in turkey during a foreign invasion

SWEDEN YES!

Clinton dies this year from health issues.

>77

Magical numbers, guise. I'll even help.

He will die within 7 months.

PARIS

She commits suicide

Plz kek make russia invade canada or somethin

Bill Clinton will die of "natural causes" before election day

...

France 1 week from now

>almost digits

She'll die violently in prison?

india

50% + 50% = 100%

Witnessed

Mecca

oy vey, hope this really happens.

St. Petersburg

thank you
kek fags irrevocably BTFO

North Korea nukes Japan

Portland, Oregon

praise lord kek

Trump will win

L O N D O N
O N D O N L
N D O N L O
D O N L O N
O N L O N D
N L O N D O

trump is kill

KEK SHALL TAKE REVENGE FOR EGYPT

Berlin

Sometimes I think people take that joke a bit too seriously.

Ottawa

USA

Amsterdam

My dick

L O N D O N
O N D O N L
N D O N L O
D O N L O N
O N L O N D
N L O N D O

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LONDON

The Jews Try to control everywhere they go.

Donald Trump will build the wall regardless of presidential election

Hitler actually didn't do anything wrong.

some jews were killed in the holocaust but the number has been grossly inflated.

A grassy knoll.

Not yet but soon

Isreal

this is why keke abounded us .

...

france

fucking off by 2, im rerolling for that non country.
PRAISE KEK

Sadly. The next happening will probably be in america.

San Francisco, California on labor day in 2016

FRENCH CIVIL WAR

Chicago

kek will not show his hand until this board is purged of the non believers. we must remove the heretics if we are ever to divine the happenings through kek's will.

Hillary will be arrested after october surprise

Michigan

I don't think we should wake Kek up right now, not many digits in this thread I believe he is still resting. Let Father Kek sleep,

And im rolling again, im gonna keep rolling until kek smites the kikes