Be me, 31yr old Ameriburger

>Be me, 31yr old Ameriburger
>Be adopted with sealed records
>Have pale green eyes and blonde hair, assume strictly NW Euro heritage
>Decide to to DNA test to confirm
>Get results

W-why...

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Not even French/German heritage

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Considering offing myself senpai

Come back home, my English brother.

You should thanks the gods for the MED blood running through you

how much does it cost?
you people make me curious about this

I am Greek

Right now the site has a sale I think.

myheritage.com/

la abominacion

I know how you feel OP. I unfortunately found out I was 1/32nd injun the other day and it caused me to immediately spiraled in alcoholism and I gambled away my life savings. My whole life I thought I was white.

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I know. Now I have to quit my job and spend my days pestering Germans to plz gib.

They have sales every other week it seems

TAINTED

Which of these sites are the best? And do they also tell you about your haplomeme and neanderthal genes?

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>implying there is anything wrong with this
greek genes are ancient senpai, older than turkic steppe mongols that invaded anatolia.

>greek

I'd rather be 1% sub saharan african desu

you're 100% greek

>*nglo
>n*rdick
>gr*ek
kys famm.

OOOPPAA

They add the Greek because the Big Ouzo wants more people to buy their crap.
Wake the fuck up people, it's all about money.

my parents did a test like this and between the two of them i have dna from everywhere in europe

So you're...

3/4 British Islander
1/8 Greek
1/8 Scandinavian

Interesting.

So, you're American too?

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whats the best website to get this done on
i'm actually super interested

I regretted Ancestry.
OP's looks much better.

23andMe is a fucking scam.

didint some firm added african admixture to fuck with racist?

23andme is the one literally owned by a jew and the one that added african ancestry for no reason

if you want a reliable laboratory, try this one finnbro

livingdna.com/en

Same here. I just want something that isn’t crazy expensive or a scam. What’s the best website for this?

>like 99.8% French
>had to live in America with cajun father
>don't live in a big house in the french countryside
>don't have a fancy accent
>will die as the example of the family, never have children out of wedlock

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thats terrific cupcake, whats the other 0,2

...

la atrocidad...

someone from lorraine so maybe German or something

meant for
(you)

>Have pale green eyes a
> assume strictly NW Euro heritage

Retard

Also assuming any strictly region heritage in Europe is laughable.

I was 86.7% right on the money, tho

So what you're saying is, you weren't right ?

This is not subject to degrees.

Either you're right or you're wrong.

You were wrong.

Point, I suppose.

Why the venom, Srbja-kun?

Just annoyed at the people who believe they come from one region or one part of the world.

Genetically impossible. And even if there was a miracle of it, that would simply mean you were inbred as fuck.

pseudo-geneticists here are cancer desu.

You are greek.

I wanna take on of these tests but I'm scared to find out how much baltic subhumanity is in me because my fathers family is from Königsberg.

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Your Greek ancestry must make you so hot.

>eternal Anglo
i wish that were me

there was an Italian user here who posted a 100% Italian gene profile

I'm probably 100% Anglo despite my family being here for 340 years, but that's only because I can list at least 7 cases of direct inbreeding and a few more cousin marriages

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