>he can't speak french!!!!
He can't speak french!!!!
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So what?
Y nada se perdió.
>look mom i posted it again!
>Speaking dirt-poor black African language
I'm pretty sure English is more spoken by niggers than French.
>il ne parle pas français
Eeeeh? Really!? He can't speak french?
It's unforgivable to speak only english unless you're an elementary school kid, right?
I can sort of understand French but can't speak it.
Who /giving wrong directions to English speakers/ here?
present!!
Just answer them in spanish
>he speaks french
English is spoken more by everyone because French is irrelevant.
That's easy to fix, I just have to suck enough cocks until I become fluent
Bien sûr
au contraire mon frere
silly brit
They actually speak much better french in Africa than we do here.
>He can't speak italian and spanish
>Spanish: the language of poverty, the language of Tacos and violence
>Italians: The language of too much hair gel, the language of corruption
No thanks
>France: the language of african niggers who sell watches in the street.
France isn't Argentina though
Learning french would be useless
>french
>They dont speak macedonian
English is French Creole. Donc ferme ta gueule de consanguin.
That's a language? I thought you Balkan shits just adopted Turkish or Greek or whatever the fuck
What is that??
>English is French Creole.
Oh Yeah?
>Donc ferme ta gueule de consanguin.
Don't understand a word of this
>The combination of a largely French-speaking aristocracy and a largely English-speaking peasantry gave rise to many pairs of words with a Latinate word in the higher register and a Germanic word in the lower register (e.g., French poultry vs Germanic chicken).
lol kinda pathetic
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Hmm I wonder who's behind this
Oui
>I don't think this article is original research. While there is not much published on the topic it is a lively subject among specialists - people are talking about it. Graemedavis 21:46, 30 August 2007 (UTC) Follow-up - I'm told this idea was around in the 1970s, but did not gain general acceptance. It is now being looked at again. Critics point out that it is possible to have a mixed language which is not a Creole, and that a less contentious approach would be to speak of a Middel English as a mixed language (which may or may not be a creole). I agree with writer above that this area is surprisingly difficult to reference and that google doesn't seem to turn up much, but nonetheless it is an established idea. Graemedavis 22:33, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
>Say English is just a version of French
>I can't understand any French
>You wiki article me
damn
Woah it's almost like he didn't speak to you in Middle French.
Middle Chinese loanwords make up for 70% of Japanese vocabulary too, but guess how well the Japanese can understand Mandarin.
So I'd have a grasp at middle French?
D I E U E T M O N D R O I T
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
Maybe. English was actually more conservative than French on the spelling of certain words, like hospital or most words related to law and politics.
>he doesn't speak american
Ah right, some unsourced comment on a talk page full of bullshit conjecture. Guess that's settled then!
>some unsourced comment on a talk page full of bullshit conjecture
That's precisely what you linked. I'm just playing by the same rules as you, so stop whining.
You sound like an African
The Brit ego will never cease to amaze me. Accept your inferiorité.
Thanks for speaking in ENGLISH, you French swine
How would you understand me if I didn't speak your abominable excuse for a language?
Thank you for using a byproduct of French culture and perpetuating our gorgeous culture
I wouldn't. As God himself intended than we shouldn't speak to the F*ench. Monolingual Anglo master race.
I'm learning you cartoon cunts
Vive le Québec libre !
Long live free Brittany!
Frogs arr French btw. So you can leave Pepe where it belongs. Bye bitch
>Long live free Brittany!
There isn't even a separatist movement anymore.
Aren't monkeys HongKouverites ?
Why is your impression of an African French speaker so good? Where did you learn French?
Jej, does it sound convincing at all?
I learned some French on my own, I just make a generic African impersonation the same way I'd do it in English (think Ugandan Knuckles) or Portuguese (Angolan dialect).
Tbh I've never spoken with an African French speaker but yeah that's how I imagine it would sound.
Why would you learn French on your own ?
The actual Wiki page is abject nonsense that I can almost guarantee was edited by someone with an agenda. The comment I linked simply points out that it is original research, because it is. To give an example, the page cites three papers in the bibliography section, one of which is Manfred Görlach. Except that Görlach never wrote on the Norman conquest and his paper postulated that Middle English was hybridised between Old English and Norse. Oops. Or where it notes that Old English lost most of its vocabulary by the Middle English period and spuriously ties this to the Normans, or claims that English has "one pattern of regular plural formation", which is simply wrong. The whole page is like this.
>why are us peaceful islanders being oppressed by people with agendas!!! our language totally didn't evolve from a french creole!!!
>*proceeds to make a post full of french words because it's the only way for him to not sound like a caveman*
This. The F*nch propaganda machine is being exposed.
I dunno, seemed like a low effort task, and indeed it's piss easy to get to a conversational level (I think I still have to practice some more for that).
Getting really fluent is another story, years of immersion and consuming French culture, not sure if I'll ever get there, although I do enjoy some music, cinema and cartoons made in France.
Explain why educated anglophones automatically use French words in their phrases than peasants ?
Besides I don't envy your anglo position, watching your language get butchered by countless foreigners on the internet.
Le'ts wait for the French revival with the African boom of the 2020s
@86704885
French lies and bile
>speaking in surrender
though I've had lessons before
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>I don't know anything about your language but please take all the credulous shit I have to say about it at face value, also I'm totally not a French nationalist durr
Woah, are you saying that 29% of your vocabulary doesn't come from French?
>Butter is bad for your health
Why do *Nglos keep projecting? No one is that obsessed with eating healthy in France, it's purely an Anglo-American obsession.
>29% is a majority
Not my pic Matthieu just a rando from the Fr*Nch folder
>he has a French folder
>He's Fr*Nch
L'anglais pathétique
>his language has more lexical influence from French than Germanic
Also you LITERALLY need to use French words if you want to sound uneducated. How pitiful is that?
>never seen a man with a beret
>never seen/heard someone making "honhonhon" noises
>never heard someone talking like in the weird video turning on this site
Anglos love these stereotypes. I don't even know where it comes from, but it's funny to think that some of you believe that it could be a reality.
he doesn't speak low land German the official language of the white man
Yes this one.
kek
Qué estás hablando por qué?
Tenemos una idioma segunda que es más bella.
bump
Since you're an anglo, that will be easy
*Spits up a fresh load of semen*
Woah I can feel my French improving
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