What's wrong with dipping french fries in mayonnaise? Why not both?

What's wrong with dipping french fries in mayonnaise? Why not both?

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There's nothing wrong with it. The Dutch invented fries. They should know.

>he's not into mixing mayo and ketchup to make his own fancy sauce

mayo has vinegar in it, so does ketchup. in parts of the UK they pour malt vinegar and just that.

It's to balance the greasiness with acidity. that's all it is.

Mayonnaise makes a perfectly fine dip. In n out special sauce is literally ketchup + mayo. He was just complaining for the sake of complaining

Pretty much
Tho as usual the uk finds the most disgusting solution

>not mixing mayo, ketchup, cheese sauce, and garlic sauce for the ultimate fries dressing

>He was just complaining for the sake of complaining
No, it's just something that Americans aren't familiar with. When most people encounter cultural practices that are unfamiliar, they automatically think they're wrong.

Best thread on Sup Forums right now

especially verbose grunts in a tarantino flick

>Americans have never went to Costco or Sam's club and ate pizza with mayo
This should not have been news to him

>eating saturated fats and carbs to begin with

Authentic pizza doesn't need anything but maybe some chili oil on it

American doughy pizza is good drunk food and great with ranch sauce or tabasco on it

try it, not bad - acquired taste though

not dipping french fries in caviar wrapped in dolphin skin. y'all plebs.

Unless you soak your "authentic" pizza in Gatorade it's still gonna be dry. You need ranch to moisten it you elitist

mayonnaise is fucking disgusting

who here utah/idaho mormon fry sauce master race? mayo + ketchup + salt. sometimes it's mayo + bbq sauce.

>dry pizza

where the fuck do you get your pizza? at a chinese restaurant?

enjoy your heart attack

the fuck you talking about

this is the best pizza i've ever had btw, in london

utah and idaho are among the healthiest (thinnest) states

>not gravy

KFC got it right.

of course. they only count those who are alive those who did not die of heart attack, you salty imbecile.

Price?
It's not just about taste it's about how much it fills you up per dollar spent

>thinks dry pizza is best pizza
>thinks dry pizza is not overcooked pizza
>thinks dry pizza is not sinfully-wrong-prepared pizza

you innocent and stupid child

the margherita was £6.50 iirc

it's not dry whatsoever, just isn't doughy at all fuck

what does vinegar content have to do with anything you fucking sourpuss

You should have told your transcriber to explain the picture to you. That pizza does not look dry at all

are you retarded

and is it fucking dry? can you faggots follow the conversation for 2 fucking seconds

then you're not the one i replied to initially then, aren't you? why are you replying to me? what are you doing? who the fucking hell are you? gina is that you?

it's not dry, why would pizza be dry???

>not drenching your pizza and fries in Daisy's wet, moist shit
Plebs

>interesting movie discussion thread
>devolves into pizza autism

>brings up vinegar out of nowhere
>gets sassy with others

>Americans having any opinion whatsoever on cuisine
Into the trash you go.

READ THE FUCKING POSTS YOU KRATOAKITALLY BLITHERING IMBECILE IF YOUR PIZZA IS NOT DRY THEN YOU ARE NOT THE IDIOT I'M TALKING TO STOP POSTING IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ FRAKAMAKAPTOOOIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Implying threads like these aren't the saving grace during arma/got/en

>A thread about dipping fries in mayo or ketchup
>Bringing up vinegar out of nowhere
Are you some kind of retard, son?

the guy literally explained why the vinegar content mattered you illiterate retard

>It's to balance the greasiness with acidity. that's all it is.

I'm
If you meant to reply to me. Please make a coherent argument

Peri Peri sauce + Mayonnaise = delicious chip dip

In fact I might get Nandos tonight

>travel to US
>ask for vinegar for my fries (there was none on the table)
>waiter looks at me like i am insane
>"uhm let me go ask"
>brings me vinegar in a portion cup
>ask for tea at the end of my meal
>brings me iced tea
>ask for hot tea
>brings me hot tea, no milk, no sugar, only lemons

What a sick, strange country.

>using vinegar
>using literally wasted wine as a condiment

Do people really do this unironically or is it like eating sushi and pretend is good?

>Brits take every possible step to dissolve their teeth as fast as possible
I can't even pity them anymore

>kfc gravy
tell me you don't seriously enjoy that

Specify what you want, retard.
It's like if I order a pizza
>order a pizza
>get served a personal pan plain cheese pizza
>WTF I WANTED AN. XXL PINEAPPLE, CANADIAN BACON STUFF CRUST PIZZA
That's you.

test

THEN READ THE REPLY TO YOUR POST YOU BLIND BABOON

Go to a local diner and ask for wet fries, bruh.

>ask for dumb 3rd world country trash
>get treated like trash

I don't see the problem here

to be honest Americans are sort of fascinated by these kind of things because so rarely does the average american even consider the idea that there are other people in the western world who live a similar lifestyle, but with minor cultural differences

whereas in Europe you would naturally have a pretty good grasp on how they do things in france, belgium, germany, etc

Sorry I don't want lasagna on a slab of bread

test complete
initiating nuclear holocaust
releasing zombie apocalypse virus
good-bye stupid humans

THIS

Looks like there's nothing on the cunt.

>not throwing up

>this is food in the (((first world)))

you're one of those southerny'allcattle who think steak is undercooked if it's not so dry and burnt you're actually eating charcoal ash, aren't you? primitive barbaric philistines.

mayonnaise tastes so bland only white people could like it

not the user you replied to but dat pic what's not to like? pancake. yum. sausage. yum. chocolate. yum. chip. yum. stick. yum.

only true for american mayonnaise

>eats raw meat
>calls others primitive
Loving every laugh

It's assumed, at least in civilised countries that if someone has not been drinking iced tea for their whole meal and all of a sudde at the end of the meal asked for tea. When typically coffee or dessert would be served, if this person was to ask for tea, they will always recieve hot tea.

Where are the complaints about off-topic, anti Sup Forums liberal cancer from Sup Forums?

>If your pizza isn't served in a bowl ready-to-drink that means you have no taste
And well done steak can be perfectly fine with nice steak sauce and drink

Mayo with french fries or pizza is fucking disgusting. What is wrong with you fucking people?

I guess its yuro Sup Forums time. I need to go to bed.

>eating food
tell me you don't seriously do this

then you've only tasted cheap poorfag china-made mayo, tostado macaroon

This isn't that political aside from the Brit who can't imagine someone not serving him tea every 15 minutes

>British "cuisine"

OI M8 BIN THAT H8 SPEECH

>steak so burnt dry needs sauce and drink to eat it

stupid freak

>implying no-cook is only alternative to burnt-to-ash-overcooked

imbecilic ignoramus

...

That's why he was asking tardomatic.

the chocolate ones suck but the blueberry ones are fucking delicious

Used to think this idea was so gross and then I worked in a kitchen and realize that french fries and mayo is fucking divine.

I always find it amazing how highly discussed this scene is all these years later, something about Tarantino food scenes (Jack Rabbit Diner and the tipping scene in Reservoir Dogs) really get people worked up.

Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting. And really unhealthy, I'm glad I don't have a taste for it.

Asking for no mayo knocks off like 300-500 calories off of whatever its on

enjoy your prions, cuck

On another topic, Why does murrican mustard smells and tastes so fucking horrible? It's like eating sulfuric acid.

>knocks off like 300-500
that would be 3 to 5 tablespoons of mayo
what place puts that much on your food? that's absurd

but i'm murican and i love mayo with ketchup on fries. or just mayo. been eating them that way for years. which is probably cus i was a landwhale too, but w/e. shit was cash and delicious.

i want to stop but it's pretty difficult

Get better mustard, America has plenty of good mustard here.

>When typically coffee or dessert would be served,
Americans don't drink coffee after meals like Euros do.

Maybe euro mayo is healthier. I've seen menus where it lists calories for with and without mayo

>eating Heinz instead of nice deli dijon mustard
My friend you need to look around here some more.

That's a Marie Rose sauce user.

Americans don't drink coffee, period.
I laugh every time I watch Twin Peaks and they drink that black/brown water and all go "MHHH SO GOOD!"

enjoy your neons, cunt

cold pizza goes excellent with good coffee. if i ever open up a restaurant, i'd serve that shit everyday for breakfast

Shit's gross, glad I don't have a taste for it

>coffee snobs
you realize theres a place called starbucks on every corner in America that serves it in any conceivable fashion and they probably gross more money than your country's entire GDP

americans do starbucks now

>inb4 starbucks not coffee it's gay faggot drink
that's another whole new debate

>Maybe euro mayo is healthier.
The stuff Dutchies put on fries is. It was way less fat in it than normal mayonnaise.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritessaus

Starbucks is not coffee it's gay faggot drink

>It is similar to mayonnaise, but with at most 25% fat, is leaner and usually sweeter than mayonnaise.

Any time you see "less fat, but sweeter" you can take it at face value that it either has the same or higher calories.

>having standards about food is bad!!