What do you think he's thinking?
What do you think he's thinking?
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Why is this pretentious delusional quasimodo harassing me on the train? She thinks she's hot.
>i wonder where is the designated shitting car on this train
>I could teleport behind you, pajeet
>i could be on Sup Forums right now
>I could be on Sup Forums right now
anyone else thought this was the webm with the girl fingering herself on public transport and tried to use the guy sitting next to her's hand?
>why is this person taking a photo of me?
>just spent 24 hours driving drunk sluts like this around london leave me alone
>Maisie will never finger herself with your hand
jesus
>Good grief, they're recording me.
>her skin looks really bad up close
>I am haunted nightly by a vision of terror. I am laid out on a mortuary slab, naked as the day God made me. I am in a dreary haze, fixing my gaze on the ceiling above and the dancing shadows from a nearby flickering flame. Suddenly, I hear a rustle in the room in the vicinity of my feet. Before I can process my shock, a figure mounts the end of the slab by my legs and stands upright. I struggle to make out the identity of the figure, but, almost as if aware of my internal thought processes in my confusion, the figure speaks "I'm Maisie Williams from Game of Thrones..."
>my feet hurt
>why is this skeleton so happy to see me
>why is her psychotic friend filming this
>i wish i was at home shitting in the street
>No sooner have these words left her lips than she crouches forward, allowing me to glimpse her face and confirm that it is indeed her. Almost immediately I notice that she is naked; I can feel a violent twinge in my bollockpipe as it stands erect. She says mischievously, "you want me, but you can't have me!" She turns around while standing and crouches until her peachy British bottom is inches from my face. She takes her hands, places one on each buttock and spreads widely so I can see her dark grey shitnozzle. She moves even closer, close enough that I can smell the strong musky aroma of her hole, which is sweaty and throbbing. I am so enticed by the sight of her turdcrimper that I resolve to accept whatever punishment will follow from an imminent sexual assault. To taste this pleasure will mean straddling multiple pleasure dimensions and so, the fear of any earthly punishment is insignificant to me. I vow to take hold of my prize and slobber ravenously at her vinegar pungent shitfolds... I attempt to reach out and secure my prey but, alas, how could this be, I am completely paralysed? I cannot move closer to the hanging fruits of the Goblin-faced girl-ogre. The burning in my cock extends all the way down to my blunderbarse, but still, I cannot move my limbs. Only then do I hear her laugh. She laughs with girlish glee at my plight, to exist in eternity in a torturous state of blueballs. I lie hear in agonies indescribably for what seems like a millennium, all the while watching her rub her dripping quim and dance coquettishly. Eventually I wake. This nightmare is a friend to me now, for it is bound with my soul, a symbolic holding-to-the-mirror of my own mortality and fruitless struggle against the night. Sometimes in a darkened room, I hear her laugh. I turn around, but nobody is there. I am always the only one there. I suffer, yet I persist. Perhaps this is the worst fate of all.
>i forgot my bomb vest
>Maisie Williams looks like *THAT*?
>Maybe if I sit really still I won't become one of those internet memes
>>i wish i was at home shitting in the street
You ever think how comfy it is to be a girl? If you sat with your legs posed like her's or dressed like her's you'd get a fucking broken jaw.
Damn, quasimodo looks like that!?
I would totally smash dat pusy, both as a passenger and as the poo in the loo that i am
She's such a butterface.
Also,
>Adidas
Confirmed for slavslut. She probably is on her way to her weekly squatting class.
Please someone post the pasta about the user who takes her to a fancy restaurant. I never saved it.
Does this girl think she's cool now? She has 1 season left and then her show is over.
After that she'll drop like a fucking rock.
Hell she was only in GOT because she used to look cute, but now she's evolved into a troglodyte. Her acting might be the weakest part of the entire show.
Confirmed more for trendslut, no identity of her own.
It's a special kind of sad when grown people are dressing like memes, just to get attention and fit in
Such a great bod. I'd fuck her brains out an coat her feet in cum.
Turns out the guy got up and left and Sophie appeared
Rumor is that a sex tape exists between the 2 and many anons have been trying to find it
>shoes on the furniture
>"I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"
Looks like she's having some kind of psychotic episode
>when the warp finally takes full control
Is she actually famous in bongland where they'd have to pay for both a tv license and cable license and hbo license to watch her awful show?
this
what in the fuck
kek
>Chillin' out, eating Pringles in the tube.
>Redhead at your side gets possessed by a dark entity out of the blue.
>Can't do shit because you are too caught up eating.
ONCE YOU POP
YOU CAN'T STOP
what does this bitch have against chips that come in a can??
>hearing people eating pringles in the cinema
That gurn. Someone can't handle drugs.
source
I always knew he was a faggot
>I wish this little racist chav boy would stop bullying me
What the fuck is happening here?
Is this for a movie.
Why is Sophie dressed like a Nazi?
Will Ms. Potato Head ever get naked before it loses it's novelty value and her tits begin to sag?
My favorite bit about this video is that the Hispanic guy tries to run away but gets arrested and a random female passenger yells "He's Assaulting Her!"
He literally hits her in the face.
Bath salts
so what? i would have knocked all her teeth out if that were me
chav and slav fashion is nearly identical
>oi m8 u got a fag on u innit?
HeLLLLLLLLLLooooooooOOOOOOO
>He literally hits her in the face
She literally hit him in the face first
>That guy in the middle
Is he a UFC fighter? Nigga what I'm bigger than that and I do nothing but play Persona all day
>what are weight classes
Nah, he's just whipped
...
>size>skill
Mighty Mouse would take your 300lbs lardass any day of the week
>Just looked it up
>Light Heavyweight
Why are they on a train like a bunch of degenerate poorfags? Even at my poorest, when I had like 32p in the bank I still drove everywhere.
Drunk and making fun of Pakis like good slags
>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>my butt hurts
>i want to poo
>why is someone recording me?
>pls go i want to poo
>driving in london
Ever tried driving on manhattan mate?
Because it takes about 3 times longer to drive anywhere in London than it does to take the tube. I don't know how things are up in Grimsby central but down here we actually have fucking infrastructure as well as a cuck toll for bringing vehicles through the centre of town
> I hope my rental truck is ready
underrated
>ONCE YOU POP
>YOU CAN'T STOP
>punching an asian man
this made me laugh harder
>show bobs an vagene ples
US subway is literally the worst subway in the world. Most countries have decent subway system that every normal person uses.
...
Well she is a female that's about to enter her 20's. All downhill from there.
BJJ is literally designed to make physical strength irrelevant, and the biggest ass kicking I've ever received was from a crackhead physiqued shortarse
i can't decide if paris or US subway is worse. both are full of fucking niggers
>dressed like a nazi
millenials everyone.
look at this rural peasant over here. damn these city folks and their stupid train machines.
what? i've sat like that on a train before
obviously not when it's really full because that's rude and people need space
That's why you were poor, you retard
i pirate it like a normal person
because you live in the middle of nowhere?
>I'm sure to win because I'm a bit heavier, even though I've never been in a fight in my entire life and my opponent has 20 years of mma training.
>walk down the street
>suddenly a car drives by really close to the sidewalk
>window is open
>"eyoo, you got some chaaaaaange?"
>fucking drive by beggars
>ywn have a redheaded chaos cultist dominate you while you eat pringles
>white """"""""""people"""""""""""
severely underrated
Trips make it true
>“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
>also poo in loo lol
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This is modern feminism
>Own a car that cost £300 with £350 insurance
>Train tickets cost £25 every time you look at a train
lmao@urlife
I wouldn't have lent my hand also.
Was it autism?
That's a cute doggo.
>I am stupid
I have no mouth and I must kek
I would've lent my dick and sperm
...
>When you take a girl out for a date and you have to catch a train everywhere like a Japanese schoolgirl
hahah
>wh*te women
Not even once.