/Seinfeld/ general

I recently had unprotected sex with a girl from tinder. I'm well aware of how retarded this is. She messaged me a few weeks later saying "she thinks she was pregnant and pretty sure she just miscarried."

Am I evil for feeling incredibly relieved that she miscarried?

I'm also feeling some grief, shock, and have been checking up on how she's doing both physically and mentally, but I'm honestly extremely relieved that she miscarried.

Is this a disgusting way to feel right now in my situation? Am I a horrible person?

Fucking Newman amirite

She's lying. Obviously.

Don't use tinder if you have autism.

Block her you dipshit

you should stop pretending this thread is suitable for Sup Forums

so what happened to Joe De Vola? Last we hear is him going to the Opera

Did you not see season 6?

hes back in season 6?

Yes.

dont lie

He's in season 6 both in person and referenced by the other characters.

Where do you guys watch seinfeld?

on my television

In my bedroom

>Am I evil for feeling incredibly relieved that she miscarried?

No but you are a faggot who bought into the feminization of society for even contemplating that it's evil to be grateful not to be locked in as a father to a tinder sluts spawn

Hulu.

NIGGERS JERRY

>sienfeld general
lol this is great op. we should just make every new thread a general. you want to talk about a show? general. you want to talk about a particular episode of that show? then make a general for THAT episode only. make generals for everything. everything is a general now

a miscarriage is almost always a good thing

we don't really need more whores that can't even raise children getting pregnant. your little kid will just grow up to be a criminal. based womb goof

Both of you sound like morons. Women don't just go "I think I miscarried. Had a big toot xD. Lol." She would KNOW if she miscarried.

What does a vagina feel like OP?

Like sticking your dick in a bag of sand.

If a woman has a miscarriage in the early stages of getting knocked up it's basically like getting a chunky period. You don't shit out a dead baby and it's very possible to not be sure if you had a miscarriage

>it's very possible to not be sure if you had a miscarriage
except that you went weeks without getting a period and then got one out of no where you fucking retard

holy fuck girls are gross can we just send them to saudi arabia and let them figure it out

rubbish compared to a hairy arsehole.

Do you realise women aren't constantly bleeding? They ALWAYS go weeks without getting a period.

>a few weeks later saying "she thinks she was pregnant and pretty sure she just miscarried."
You can't know you're pregnant after mere weeks. At that stage a miscarriage will be exactly the same as a pregnancy.

She's bullshitting you for pity points and you're falling for it. Coincidentally, did she ask you for something?

You don't have a thing to feel sorry for.

women do go weeks without getting their period you silly fuck. OP said "a few weeks later" aka early stage miscarriage that could be confused with a heavy flow period

meant to say "exactly the same as her period" obviously

>fucking this girl and she said she missed her period so i told her to take the pill and a week later she got her period

>Do you realise women aren't constantly bleeding?
N-no...

is this retarded blog supposed to shock me shittit?

I did the same a week ago but since I don't fuck retards the girl had birth control so nothing happened.

>since I don't fuck retards the girl had birth control so nothing happened.
Because women have never lied about taking birth control before.

You poor sap.

let em learn the hard way

its around 28+ when girls start forgetting to take the pill and have abortions

so many fucking retards paying for baby fucking retards

>I don't fuck retards
>only girls that have unprotected sex with random people on tinder
enjoy your aids

>you taking in the pill?
>uh, yeah, sure.

>believing a succubus

There's a name for people like you: Daddy.

>*ba dow byewpty byow*

Why aren't you losers talking about Seinfeld?

>Of course user, I hate kids! lol!

Fast forward 1 year later

>So uhh... you a... finna try pay child support or what nigga? What you say nigga you broke? Bitch I let you hit this and now you got to pay the toll OH YES BABY you gotta pay up imma get the sheriff on yo ass put that shit in my account mmmph dont be playing with me ill send yo ass to alkatraz ya hear? MMM

My friend was chadding for a year fucking all these tinder hoes and I kept telling him to wrap his dick up, but hes one of those YOLO types, sure enough he fucking impregnates an african american girl and she has his kid. Now hes bankrupt and hiding overseas so she cant get his money (which he spent just incase she could get it)

What does your retarded blogpost have to do with Seinfeld you fucking fuck

>talking about a show about nothing
how

Retard.