ITT: Trash/Weird couples

>Be alpha as fuck
>Have shit load of money
>Every girl is dripping wet for you
>Your wife's daughter is hot as fuck and closer to your age
>Still banging this crack whore

What the fuck is Jason's problem? even Amber Heard want his donger.

>has never been in anything good
Unless you count SG Atlantis. His agent's a fucking baller

when you've interacted with enough women you'll learn looks aren't everything

>Justice League
>Aquaman
?????

closet fag

They had children a decade ago. Not everyone is a fucking disloyal degenerate

>unreleased movies
Like I said, an amazing agent considering everything before that he was in is trash.

>when you've interacted with enough women you'll learn looks aren't everything
>a Sup Forums poster saying this

Oh the irony, the only woman you've ever interacted is your mother faggot.

Also when your wife looks like pic related, you become gay. That's what hugh did.

You'll see when you get a bit older little one.

when you interact with enough pretty women you'll learn looks aren't all they all have

Why he didn't just hit it and quit it, get that older woman box checked andd move on?
>adopting two kids
Come on, what is this though, you're telling there are no ovaries in there?!

didnt imply that. just saying you dont need a physical 10/10 to be happy.

The nigga is gay and he slammed lots of boipucci out there. Just check how Taron Egerton gets his asshole wet every time he watch Hugh.

Women are meant for reproduction. Nothing but their genetic material matters.

it's still weird that he'd be this super-handsome , buff , successful model and you'd want to settle down and have kids with a woman 12 years older than you.

Maybe he just always wanted to be Lenny Kravitz

You keep telling yourself that and you're going to end up alone and shitting yourself in your deathbed with no children and a fat old ugly wife that you married 2 weeks before so you aren't alone in your final hour

He married his older waifu he had as a teenager. Living the dream, basically. also I don't think she looks bad and Zoe is his stepdaughter so yeah

Hugh has always been a 100% gay musical guy.

Maybe they just get along really well. I know it sounds cliche but looks aren't everything

fun fact that sounds like it's made up but is actually true and commonly reported: women have lost 90% of their eggs at the age of 30

Sure thing, roastie.

yeah i bet you're a real adonis too

To be fair Lisa Bonet used to be the most beautiful black girl in existence.

have you seen her in Cosby or Angel heart?

MAybe they have sex while watching tapes of the cosby show and her movies, the same way natalie portman has sex while watching herself in Leon.

Is projecting the best way you've come to cope with your own problems?

>drinking IPA """beer"""
yeah that guy has a serious problem.

cool patented Sup Forums response bro

The guy fucked and married his 90s waifu

Roman emperors did that sort of stuff

yes you did

nah. the statement implies attraction isn't solely bound to the physical.

he has a mother/daughter fetish

She looks like she'd be insane in the sack.

...

He should no better than to fuck with anyone in this family.

there havent been roman emperors around for centuries let alone the 90s you stupid fuck

This fucking match. How is this guy so fucking lucky?

>He should no better
bix nood

Why do the Kardashians only date black guys?

>women have lost 90% of their eggs at the age of 30
what the fuck is this First Wave shenanigans

>2017 model Lisa Bonet

Oh god, the humanity. Why?

Is he that much of a pothead?!

Sup Forums is the most normie place you fucking idiot, this was never your special club

All jokes aside, he's probably decently hung.

Fuck you, i'm high.

>I am a big 20 yo beta full of spooks

he married her like 10 years ago

lisa bonet is basically white.

All jokes aside, I bet he's smuggling salami.

why is her face always so shiny

sad but true

Beat this.

I dare you.

Are we really now at the point where people are claiming lisa bonet isn't hot?

but to be serious, he's definitely stacking a lot of tuna cans

Henry Cavill!
At least she's a normal weight and doesn't have the face of a collapsing star like

it's made of polished plastic

I love his smirk in that one webm

yes

I hate this pairing

Rocky deserves better

Hugh fucks younger pussy on the side, stop this gay meme.

>Implying he's not fucking every girl he wants and his wife is not ok with that
>Implying he's not a closeted fag
>Implying his wife doesn't let him piss in her mouth and shit on her chest
>Implying his wife doesn't do the best rimjobs you can imagine
>...
There are a lot of information we don't know m8. It could be a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

I say this not in jest, he's packing the provolone

>Lisa Bonet
>"crack whore"
Yeah, maybe you should go back fapping to 2D lolis

One day your mother is going to see over your shoulder what you are writing on the internet.

shes still very pretty

he's not handsome except to roasties and niggers who want their "real man"

No joke, big penis.

all these cases where the guy way better looking than the chick it's usually guys that date women who are bigger celebs than they are and then accidentally got more famous than their wives as time went on.

in quicksilvers case she was his boss
hugh jackman she was a famous actress he used to idolize and he was nobody
aquaman basically is barely getting famous now, and his movie isn't even out yet, DC has just been hyping him up for what feels like 3 years or so. he was only in game of thrones for a minute and got killed off, now that the show is huge he's attached to the fame but he didn't do shit. all his movies suck. but she was famous and beautiful in the 90's and held status when he started dating her like a decade ago.

i think guys tend to have longer shelf life as actors and sometimes don't hit their stride until later in life. it's not like they can always back out of a relationship, sometimes they're already used to it and sometimes they probably feel guilty leaving.

look at chris pratt, she was way more famous than him until he lucked out on guardians of the galaxy. he was just the fat guy from parks and rec.

...

i hear norm macdonald's wife's a real battle axe

What's up with the weird line above her lip?

Maybe she's a witch and cursed him to see her as a beautiful young woman.

>implying intelligence and personality have no genetic component

Are you implying IPA is not beer with those quotes?

He's a poof

Attractiveness and intelligence are correlated because of intelligent successful people mixing with attractive successful people

>"bu.. but you'll miss out!!"
No one falls for your tricks anymore roastie.

I need a quick rundown on the lady on the left

they have mommy issues

Someone post that gif of his gay co-star doing lustful ahego eyes at him

>On July 23, 2007, Bonet gave birth to her second child, Lola Iolani Momoa, her first with Momoa. On December 15, 2008, the couple had a son named Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

That second kids name what the fuck

Get a job alimony queen

SNOZZBERRIES

They're on the rocks apparently. Always thought Portia could do a lot better, but she's old now, too.

Severe mommy issues
Doesn't want to put up with vapid immature sluts around his age

There's no way to not get shit for that name. It's either furfaggotry with wolf or "Mana Nama" crap.

She was probably his waifu when he was a young kid and watching the Cosby show every week

Could be an aussie thing

they met on set for her movie she was directing and obviously she showed him some things and now they've been a couple ever since pretty sure he was underage when they met as well

>this is a 10/10 in burgerwood

>no one posted this yet

Nothing wrong with this, he loves her big, this is full on orchestrated, not to mention how brutal his last marriage ended
>wife gets cancer
>dies
>daughter of same wife gets same cancer and dies

Let him have his large lassie

what do you think he feeds here

Not weird, man knows exactly what he likes.

>have a trophy wife during your spotlight
>have a thicc fuck machine as you are settling down
absolutely patrician
look at that smug fucking face he knows what he's done

Anyone got the compilation that shows him happier as she gets fatter?

Almost all women cheat. Most men are fine with it at this point. Most men even accept open relationships. It's generally accepted that girlfriends and wives will sleep around a little.

>The Cuckold Manifesto
Fuck outta here

Literally my fantasy

back to pleddit cuck

>Your wife's daughter is hot as fuck and closer to your age
tbqh, lisa i shotter than zoe. I don't get why you faggots think she's hot.

This bastard knows exactly what he's doing and he loves it.

She was a teacher of his in highshool. He was ducking that when he was 18 and she was 42