Brit/pol/ - Make Britain a flying castle with robot army and giant lazer again Edition

>Thread theme
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>A TRIBUTE TO ARE NIGE
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>INTERVIEW WITH NIGEL ABOUT SPEAKING AT TRUMP RALLY
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>NIGELS AMAZING SPEECH, LITERALLY BTFO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE
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>Norn Iron btfo you lot again
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>Royal Marine arrested over NI terrorism
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>Corbyn angered by train row questions
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>Israel sold weapons to Argentina at height of Falklands War, reveal declassified Foreign Office files
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>British Woman dead and man fighting for his life after a French tourist shouting Allahu Akbar 'went on stabbing rampage' in Queensland backpackers hostel
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>Brexit: Owen Smith opposes Article 50 move without new vote
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>Hijab approved as uniform option by Scotland Police
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>Ex-Rugby player uses assault tea cup on robbers
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Other urls found in this thread:

nationalyemen.com/2013/08/25/mental-illness-in-yemen-ascribed-to-qat-poverty-and-inbreeding/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14989534
bbc.com/news/magazine-37021991
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760598/Terrifying-new-ISIS-video-shows-British-boy-executing-prisoners-Syria.html
spiked-online.com/free-speech-university-rankings/results#.V8CBbJMrLdQ
poal.me/sajtz8
theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/sep/02/theresa-may-political-correctness-rotherham-abuse
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for Freddo

Daily reminder: Yemenis are inbred subhumans like other Arabs and kurds. Stop being ULTRA-OMEGA orbiters and purge the inbred filth outta here.
nationalyemen.com/2013/08/25/mental-illness-in-yemen-ascribed-to-qat-poverty-and-inbreeding/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14989534

Go back to your boat, Ivan.

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OMEGA ORBITER. When you reply to a wog, you reply to someone like pic relatf

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ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

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are you ever offline?

Does THAT look like a human to you?

Apparently with my A level results I should be going to Oxford, Cambridge, LSE, or Imperial College. From a working class background

What can I expect if I study Economics and Politics, or PPE, at one of these Unis?

>Sup Forums
>Stop being ULTRA-OMEGA

Literal GENETIC THREAT

Just fapped twice with a 10 min break inbetween sessions and i'm about to fap again
This ever happen to anyone else?

>I fund this

little bit too much of scotland and not enough wales

DELETE THIS

DON'T DO THAT

>What can I expect if I study Economics and Politics, or PPE, at one of these Unis?
Marxist indoctrination. By very intelligent and eloquent people.

Yeah if I supplement zinc or just have an unusually energetic day

apparently some foods contribute to your libido.

also I once had sex with a girl 4 times in the same night wew that was tiring

A Fucking LEAF

Throwback Friday lads

What's your ethnicity? LSE is Marxist to the bone, Kings College Cambridge - same story. Oxford is rather mixed with Marxist leanings.

How do we kill the blairites?

>he kicks Tory butt
>by making his party as centrist as possible

White British. Seeing as Oxford has a big Conservative background, would that be the best?

Allow non-party members to pay £3 to vote in the leadership election

W-would people laugh at me if I went to the swimming pool with a swim-shirt?

analbuttdevestated

By letting Comrade Corbyn initiate his Glorious Five Year Plan

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760598/Terrifying-new-ISIS-video-shows-British-boy-executing-prisoners-Syria.html

>The beauty of pol is the freedom to express yourself and your political/racial/social opinions as you like. If the more hardline/less articulate of us start thinking being called alt right on tv gives us legitemacy and start spewing vitriol all over the net then we are all gonna lose something important.

I agree and that's what I like about this place. There is freedom and hardly any restrictions, you can have conversations that wouldn't immediately ostracise you irl.

Yes you fucking autist

how assburgers do you have to be to ask that

>White British
That's not a SJW bullshit test. Can you give a normal answer? English? Scottish? Welsh? Oxford is by far your best option, as PolSci outside of Kings is not relevant or any good and Kings is pozzed, same with LSE.

>tfw nearly in september and i've done nothing complete and utter fuck all for the whole year but its okay because winter is soon and the own brand all butter mince pies start going on the shelves at waitrose making for a comfy christmas

Ostracise this

Sorry mate, English. Any more you need to know?

I applied to study HSPS at Cambridge twice

I got shafted because you had to declare all UMS scores, mine were relatively average

Interviews were good fun though

Ask me anything if you're curious desu (to be honest) lad

I`ll anal buttdevestate you, fag.

Yes, yes they would.

Cambridge

spiked-online.com/free-speech-university-rankings/results#.V8CBbJMrLdQ

Open Uni

live the NEET LYF

>Make Britain a flying castle with robot army and giant lazer again
Thinking of all the children playing Pokemon Go or a game of tag. Then falling off in the end.

Got the video lad?

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You know how uppity second gen spaniards dare to call themselves White British on census this day. Yeah, Oxford is your best option. Stay away from Tories - they are cancer. Same cancer like Labour or LibDems.

Highlight of my year has been moving into my own, albeit council, flat. Gonna be fucked with money till Chrimbo though.

>tfw spent the whole year working at a pub, getting drunk and participating in Brexit hype
What a time to be alive.

Think I'll take a break from Reddit, I just get angry. Can't be good for my health.

Yeah you know all cultures are equal, bro. It's the ambition less white working class which is problematic indeed, not the wogs. Trust me bro

I don't think Imperial has a strong Politics course? Have you done research.

LSE is full of orientals and Imperial is asians.

I would go with Oxford if you want to go into conservative politics after.

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Yeah, seriously don't waste your time. Reddit are the worst sort of people, I have infinitely more respect for a useless NEET who does nothing, than for a reddit cringe halfnormie.

Its just a waste of time as a website, unless you're specifically looking something up about a certain topic. Even then people get shit wrong and devolve into hundreds comment-long cringe pun threads. It's an awful place

Delete your account.

What happened m8.

Arab, fuck off outta here

It was fun going on salty subreddits after Brexit and winding people up by being smug but not smug enough to get banned so you could be smug for as long as you like.

What did you lot first do when the Brexit vote came in?

Look at this fucking place. Brit/pol/ is reddit 2.0 just yesterday self admited half caste negro, flip monkey nonce, curry muncher that considers himself English, curry muncher that considers himself Scottish, half kike that calls himself a Brit posted here. It's a fucking mess

Sent abuse to remainer m8s

Brit/pol/ has always been awful

cranked God Save the Queen then Rule Britannia

Got drunker.

I will never not enjoy the super gay orgasm of fapping to sissy porn

Lit my Dunhill Aged Condado, opened my bottle of William's Chase Gin, poured a gin and tonic and basked in the glory of taking the first step to becoming a proud nation.

I didn't believe it.

I blasted Chì mi na mòrbheanna and proceed to burn EU flag followed by the Union flag.

I heard something about a "British" child being involved in ISIS, I didn't realize it was an actual British child.

I smashed a cheeky I vow to Thee My Country while crying in my bedroom

pretty standard

Got really drunk on hobgolin and vomited on my record player with a meatloaf vinyl on it.
Then proceeded to shitpost on Sup Forums for 15 hours straight.

I sang men of Harlech and then got drunk on ale listening to Elgars Crown of India

I also met my dad just outside the loo at 6am told him we'd won and he went to wake mum up to also tell her.

How the fuck does that kid end up in that situation?

Are we assuming it's a convert dad giving his son to them as a 'I ALLAH TOO'?

Or maybe they stole him. But we'd have heard about that. Unless he's not actually British and is just one of them really white looking Syrians (there actually are quite a lot, blue eyes too), and ISIS are pretending for propaganda

I forgot to mention I was counting the votes for one district, so I was up all night. It was tiring as fuck. I got halfway through the next day at work before they told me dont worry about it get the fuck home and sleep. Slept for 9 hours kek when I woke up cameron had resigned

It is probably the latter lad, they do this shit with kids for attention and also showcase their more exotic converts to try and make more people defect to them from all sorts of places. Its actually pretty clever tactics.

step inside brit/pol/

It doesent hurt

What does Sup Forums think of Theresa May?

She seems alright in my book, better than corbyn or smith.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/sep/02/theresa-may-political-correctness-rotherham-abuse

Their propaganda is pretty good. I can see why disenfranchised, weak-minded Allah lovers would be tempted. The video quality is incredible.

And now they all seem to have drones we'll get some amazing footage of battles and stuff.

It's probably a 'white' Syrian like you said, the media wouldn't have shut up about a white British family going to Syria to join ISIS.

I've always wanted to do that.

How easy is it to cheat? The US is one of the most corrupt systems in the world. Is ours safe? Could vote cheating work?

I ran down the street cheering, and threw a rock through my neighbors window. Then I got shitfaced with some Kiwis, and texted my English ex.

10/10 night m8s, would celebrate again

Where can I find the video of that kid killing some captives? Liveleak a shit.

She seems like a tough woman. I hate her privacy stance but she's going for Brexit and is anti mass immigration. She also seems that she isn't big on spending (which is good).

Perfect candidate bar the snooper's law. I would still vote UKIP but where I live, it doesn't matter. Labour win all the time jej

also there's now a Union Jack, sharing the pole with my stars and stripes in my front yard.

Ours is honestly extremely fair. Everything is basically checked, I was moderating counters as a Leave representative, and I never saw anybody cheat all night. They do it with actual people, and these actual people do it as their part time job - it is their job and they get paid to not fuck it up or cheat.

The remain rep next to me was a little bitch but I ingored him all night and chatted up this canadian qt who was counting.

Also loads, and loads of people scribble stuff all over their ballot. Dicks and even quite detailed arseholes are common on ballots.

So how does it work? Is it honestly just you adding them up and then handing over your data?

If so - can't you just add an extra 10 votes to your side?

After looking at a lot of photos of these 'white' Syrians I'm pretty sure he's one of them.

They all seem to have a rather round shaped face and bright blue eyes with defined limbal rings, he seems to have that too.

Picture related.

Burn that shit. I burned EU flag while playing Chì mi na mòrbheanna, Union Flag was burned under the sweet sound of Alba an Àigh. Union flag is inherently anti-White crap. Under that garbage flag countless Scots, Welshmen and even filthy Anglos died just to make some inbred German cunts and corporatists richer. One day Scotland will become a Free Country with elected King, firearms for loyal citizens, eugenics, nuclear deterrent, Scottish silver backed pound, darkies, anglos and jews would be banned and expelled. While England and degenerate Anglo race would be no more. Maybe Wales and Northern Ireland would get the Scottish compassion, if they are to pledge loyalty to Alba!

DM says his dad could be British convert of the same name, but that name seems pretty common for British Jihadis.

No not at all.

You get massive boxes of paper slips, on these slips are written the votes.

You get two boxes in front of you - leave/remain.

You put the corresponding ones in the corresponding boxes, while being checked to see if you're cheating.

Then, from those two boxes, you put them into stacks of 100.

The stacks of 100 are then counted, and then stacks of 20 which are if you have leftovers.

Then, the overspill is counted, overspill being usually just the odd 70 or whatever that are after the last 100 batch.

So the counting is very accurate because you can't really manipulate it unless you put ballots in the wrong boxes, and that doesn't really happen because you have people like me who check and make sure it's legit.

If there's a serious discrepancy (like someone colouring in both boxes, ticking both, whatever) then it's put into a spoiled box which is counted seperately.

Also, there is a tertiary system in place for if there's a debate on which box has been ticked. We got one where someone had drawn a spiral in remain, and played miniature noughts and crosses in leave. We didn't know wtf to do so we put it to the desk and they spend like 40 minutes trying to figure it out lel


it was proper interesting desu

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Al-Britanni?

nowhere as badass as Germanicus or Africanus where it's saved for the actial conquerer

>Is a Remainer
>Oversaw a fucking huge increase in migration to unparalleled levels, lots of it from the third world

> We didn't know wtf to do so we put it to the desk and they spend like 40 minutes trying to figure it out lel

jej. What happened?

Also:

1) Does this happen for all votes like the GE?
2) How did you get the job?
3) How much were you paid?

Do you honestly think any of the potential UKIP leaders can do better than May? (serious question)

okay russia calm down for fuck's sake

>Is a Remainer
a listless one, she kept a low profile during the ref and Cameron was not happy about that
Also she is a politician with a thirst for power
She knows she's fucked if fucks us over

she's doing a good job at the moment