Watching LOTR with bf

>watching LOTR with bf
>he cries when Boromir dies
>my vagina when

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wet vaginas are gross

actually, vaginas in general are gross

True. I prefer my women to have a nice feminine penis.

this
womyn should have 2 assholes

user I don't care what year it is, it's not okay to be gay.

You know that OP is a man baiting because women prefer emotional, effeminate men because emotional and effeminate men are easier to cheat on

the main reason i hang with ladyboys now. all of the femininity none of the gross feminine shit

this 2bh

Tits or gtfo should be the first reply to this.

So, tits or gtfo.

It's pretty telling about the current state of affairs here that everyone immediately started talking about fucking guys.

Hot women don't Know lord of the rings so it doesn't. Matter

within the past two years or so, /r9k/ went from "prison gay" to just gay gay.

>women prefer emotional men

They really don't

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It's a bait post you nitwits. This meme is old as fuck.

its pretty telling that you're a woman

ugh... its 2017 sweetie

Unless they're 2D.

haha yeah I was just memeing haha

same

I CANT TAKE THESE ROASTIES ANYMOOOORE

>women existing on Sup Forums

lol

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this isnt a secret club anymore user

>I'm not gay though

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I don't care how mainstream Sup Forums gets. It's will always be 99.9% male.

Theres tons and has been for longer than you've been on the site lad

roasties OUT

>tfw no qt gf to give me footjobs

See . Pretty much every board on Sup Forums is /r9k/ + topic.

How can you not be at least on the verge of manly tiers in that scene

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>this meme again

i'm a girl

(male)

Same reaction when you watch lost in translation with him and he laughs hysterically at the ching chong stuff but realizes the rest of the movie is dogshit?

Is this the /feet/ thread?

That just looks uncomfortable

yes

One of the annoying things about Sup Forums's obsession with transgenderism is that now whenever someone claims to be a girl, it's assumed they mean a trans girl instead of a cis one.

soles are beautiful and feel good

Hackson, like the retard he is and has always been, made Boromir out to be a bad egg from the start of the movie so why would anyone care about his death?

He's truly noble in the book, which is why his fall is all the more poignant.

>my vagina when
Why would your mutilated penis lubricate itself?

That's fine, it makes it feel nice and non-consensual.

>wet vaginas are gross
What do you mean by 'wet vagina'?

Do women really wet themselves when they get turned on?

tfw no hubby

>you've already seen this movie, so how about i relax and you service my soles during the film?

To be fair, this is an /r9k/ thread.

Duh. Didn't you pay attention in sex ed?

sometimes i feel like anyone who isn't a little bit of a footfag must be gay.

dont women also bleed profusely out of their disgusting holes? Isn't that how you get aids

>tfw no feet gf

You get aids from eating too many nuggets from chick-fil-a

>having a vagina in 2017

Stop pretending to be a woman, we all know you have a dick and male feet.

why even live :`(

>you're gay and that offends my masculinity
Protip: that means you're secretly gay

Never read it but I never saw Boromir as a bad egg in the film. Initially he doesn't understand the danger of using the ring and then the way I interpret it, the ring clouds his mind in it's presence.

>she didn't tear up when frodo awoken in rivendell the first time
>she didn't tear up when gandalf told the fellowship to fly
>she didn't cry because of the scene after
>she didn't cry when boromir died
>she didn't tear up when sam nearly drowned so he could follow frodo
>she didn't tear up when gandalf the white was revealed
>she didn't feel the need to kill the armies of mordor after gandalf freed theoden from saruman's curse
>she doesn't think faramir and boromir are literally /ourguys/ after the flashback to osgiliath
>she didn't tear up when theoden was being suited for the battle of helms deep
>she didn't feel motivated when theoden and aragorn decide to ride out towards the sieging orcs
>she didn't care for the charge of the rohirrim at the battle of helsm deep
>she didn't tear up during the monolgue sam delivers to frodo at osgiliath
>she didn't tear up when pippin swore fealty to gondor
>she felt nothing for the lighting of the pyres scenes
>she literally didnt cum in her pants when theoden answers gondor's call for help and the scenes after
>she thought faramir was an idiot for wanting to die for his """king""" and kingdom
>she didn't tear up when pippin was singing over the suicide charge towards osgiliath
>she didn't tear up when theoden gave his speech before the rohirrim charge
>she didn't cry when sam carried frodo to mount doom
>she didn't cry when sam and frodo were stuck on a rock after they destroyed the ring

fucking women i swear

That's why I find women into being mouth fucked.

>If you believe in anything then you must secretly believe the opposite
Woah

He literally punks out Aragorn. So people are in the verge of dislike or outright dislike. Even when he talks about the hobbits dying on the mountain. It's implied that he don't want the ring falling off the edge.

Pass by and live and let live. How is them being gay AF an affront to you? You see something in them that you see in yourself and you hate it.

>having 50kg+ pressing against your head
Isn't that bad for you?

>DUUUUUDE YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT SOMETHING? WOAH MAN NOT COOL STOP THINKING AND JUST GOOOO WITH THE FLOOOOOWWWW IF YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING THEN YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FREUDIAN NEUROTIC. BRUH CMON JUST LIVE AND LET LIVE LMAO XDDDD SHUT UP SIT DOWN AND TURN OFF THAT BRAIN THINKING IS BAD HAHA JUST GO WITH THE FLOW DUUUUUDE

Aragorn grabs the hilt of his sword when confronting him at one point. He's menacing towards Frodo and disrespectful to Aragorn right up until he dies.

In the book he's the very embodiment of knightly virtue.

How's it feel to know that you're not going to win?

I got teary eyed at the end of Band of Brothers and my gf at the time gave me a handy. I hope ya'll enjoyed this true story.

>vaginas

I'm gay but I would totally eat that.

Yum

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I just watched the film recently so it's fresh for me.
There is undoubtedly a tension between the characters. Boromir sees Aragorn as being a bit haughty and thinks he doesn't have the same love for his people, which Aragorn doesn't at this stage desu. He thinks men are weak and he no better. There was a moment of tension when Boromir briefly had possession of the ring. The only time he menaced anyone was Frodo before his death and he quickly redeemed himself protecting the hobbits while fighting against overwhelming odds. His death scene gets me everytime.
I think they made a smart decision the way Sean Bean played it. Instead of being some inanimate token, the ring itself is a player in the events.

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>Nine percent of Americans said holding neo-Nazi or white supremacist views is acceptable, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll released Monday
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Women's mouths are gross. If they don't have a nice muscular jaw, with a big, burly beard to cum on then I'm limp as a worm

It's always nice to see your contributions, Krager.

>watching naruto with gf
>she doesnt cry when asuma dies
>my penis when

feet or gtfo

>when she invites you over for netflix and chill but is wearing feet panties

>Watching Twin Peaks with my sister
>She doesn't turn her brain off and let the atmosphere wash over her
>She is constantly asking plot questions like it fucking matters
>Audrey scene comes on and she starts screaming with joy
>She says that she hates "the midget guy" and puts him down for doing his allotted duty in life

A-Astrid is that you?

ctd.
The way he played it fleshes out Boromir and Aragorn making them more interesting and complex characters and also shows the audience the power of the ring to influence people.

> He didn't cry at "you bow to no one"

Nice try fitting in, claudette.

File under "Things Men Pretending to Be Women" Will Never Understand"

That's acceptable. If he cried during the scene where Frodo gets on the boat and leaves the Fellowship behind, then you're a cold-hearted shrew.

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Nah Boromir dying was 100x as sad. He dies telling Aragorn that he would have followed him to the depths of hell and you're left thinking this noble man died too young. Frodo leaving was just saying goodbye to a friend.

> He didn't cry at "you bow to no one"

Khaleesi would have torched Frodo

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yes they are gross, but they feel nice to put your hand lotion and doritos smelling dick into.

I think the taste of dirty pussy should be descried in detail.

Post-pubescent vaginas are gross you mean

>ywn roll over and wake up to this every morning

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>hurrduur, vaginas are disgusting so being a fag is ok
No. Men who want to maintain their mental health keep their eyes, noses and mouths away from vaginas. They're not so bad if you can't see, smell or taste them.

Hey faggot.

before Sup Forums i always though footfags were retarded and that it made no sense to be attracted to them

but now i get boners from cute feet and think about kissing/sucking soles