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CHAD STAG edition

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Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

STANNIS

WHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEE

Is a faggot

explain this meme

JONSA WILL HAPPEN!!!

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

AWHOREA BOREALIS?

LEAKS WHEN

All Baratheons are unfit to lead

BOW, YA SHITS!
BOW TO YOUR KING!

whens jondei

Qyburn

first for littlefinger

GOD DAMNIT NED, WHERE ARE THE LEAKS

I WAS PROMISED A GOLDEN SHOWER RRREEEEEE

AN INSPIRING SIGHT FOR BRIENNE EH

LET'S

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THEY WILL NOT COME

BROS

>JONSA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*blocks your wine*

We never really talked about how tan Varys was.

BLOW IT OUT YER MOTHER'S FAT ARSE

GET

DON'T

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p i n k

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There are no more leaks, my grace.

first

Why are Baratheons so alpha? Even Renly who was a known fag was loved by the common folk so much so many wanted him to be the net King

muh realm

FUCK

based titcow

Please stop posting my wife.

DANGEROUS

What is the realm?

is that the chick from the reddit bar?

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Definitely a landwhale I'd harpoon

Writing then:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mv6JSQcww-E

Writing now:
youtube.com/watch?v=mk1DXwb-XbM

What happened?

Queen of /got/

THEN GO FETCH THE LEAK STRETCHER

Why didn't Jon's party bring a single archer with dragonglass arrows? What the fuck were they thinking?

HNNNNGHHH
I DEMAND MOAR OF THIS SEMEN DEMON

times you acted like bobby b

>go up to new hampshire with my family
>our summer camp is very small and communal
>another family that is social with mine has a daughter
>all our parents try to encourage the two of us to get together
>she starts flirting with me a little
>few days later of this she we have sex
>was a virgin so i didnt pull out in time
>make nothing of it
>parents seem to know we had sex, I think she told her parents or they found out somehow
>"user did you enjoy spending time with [girl] ;^)"
>"heh, yeah. I just hope sow any seeds."
>few months later, we're back home
>get a call from the girl, apparently she tested positive on a pregnancy test
>she tells me it would be better if my parents heard it from me and not her
Later
>get called down to dinner that night
>family is already seated, mom is just finishing setting the table with a roast pork dinner
>"THE WHOOOOOREE IS PREGNANT"
>"Um what?"
>"Son please don't use that kind of la-"
>"I WARNED YOU BACK IN THE NORTH BUT YOU DIDNT CARE TO HEAR IT"
>"WELL, HEAR IT NOW"
>"Who are you even talking about? Why are you doing this now when we're trying to sit down and eat?"
>sit down
>turn to my dad
>"PASS ME THE BOAR STRETCHER, NOW"
>"I'm not going to pass you shit if you don't tell me why you're acting like this"
>"BOW YOU SHITS, COME KNEEL BEFORE BESSY'S TITS"
>dad slaps me in the back of the head
>mom gasps and tries to restrain him
>"Why did you have to ruin our family dinner?!"
>"I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES WITHOUT SEEING YOUR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES"
>run upstairs so dad can't beat me with his shoe
>call child protective services (I'm 16 years old, average Game of thrones audience member age)

how did the burlingtonians react this time?

i missed the drama

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They stopped being able to cherry pick the best parts from the books and build on them. Now they're out on the high seas alone and its all gone to shit.

Their archer was busy with his qt wife.

BESSIE!!! IS THAT YOU.
COME BURY YOU GRET BIG TITS IN MY FACE

Jonerys is real, it's always been real

>So it's true — all of the characters have such big arcs and he's got them so mapped out in his head that the story is functioning moment to moment but also in these grand story gestures over several seasons, and that's what makes it so rich.

>We were in Malta shooting episode ten of the first season, and the show wasn't a big deal yet and we weren't being very secretive because nobody cared yet, and [Martin] just sort of mentioned in passing, "Oh well it's all about Dany and Jon Snow" and at the time I thought, "Really? I thought it was about Sean Bean and Robb Stark?"

>But he knew from the very beginning where he was driving and now we're starting to see that come to fruition. We know that it's circling tighter and tighter on Dany and Jon and their partnership is starting to form, you know, "fire and ice."

>Renfro: Do you know if he was specific back then about them becoming romantically involved, since that's really only just become "official" in this latest season seven episode?

>Taylor: I think it's become more official but it's been coming for awhile, so much so that it's not only starting to happen but Tyrion sees it coming enough that he's making fun of her for it. He can see what's brewing.

>I can't say much more about what [Martin] said about where we're going with Dany and Jon because that leaps ahead into the next season, but to me the revelation was that, at the time, we had a hundred characters and yet he knew it's about these two.

They got bored with the show and want to make a 'How Few Remain' knockoff that annoys everyone

Ned, you have a daughter, I have a cock, let's join our houses

A THUMBNAIL NED? IS HTIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR KING?

checked for /ourguy/

Thank the gods for Bessie and her big tits

>mfw those tits

>pass me the boar stretcher, now

literally who?

*cums inside Lyanna*

THE BOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR IS PREGNANT!

>get called down to dinner that night
>family is already seated, mom is just finishing setting the table with a roast pork dinner
>"THE WHOOOOOREE IS PREGNANT"

Fucking kek

WITH A DOTHRAKKKII WHORREEE

kek

hey, how did dany get her dragons to stop eating kids again?

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It's called making the 8, Renly

TARG FUCKING SHIT

I KILL HIM IN MY DREAMS EVERY NIGHT NED

Locked them up in the basement like all disobedient children should be

fuck off with bobbyposting

the end result is people hating robert. good job dipshits

START THE DAMN LEAKS BEFORE I BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS MYSELF ON ME GREAT BIG TITS

WIIIINNNEE

I miss her desu

Shh, that's one of those things you don't think about along with her army of retarded rapist thieves, the fact she's no different than Cersei to the Westerosi, or her clearly ballooning chipmunk cheeks.

I thought the memes about Kit's height were just memes but he actually is a small guy

Ned can't help you, Bobby. He is literally a cuckhold taking care of my son.

I KNOW OF THIS ROBERT
I BECAME A REAL MAN AFTER I SUCKED THE COCKS OF A MAN FROM EACH OF THE 7 KINGDOMS, AND THE RIVERLANDS

Did you swallow the seed renly?

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>mfw jonsafags btfo by boatsex

MY BOAR TOOK AN ARROW, SO I WAS ON FOOT SLOGGING THROUGH THE MUD

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW ALL THE WHORES SHIT THEMSELVES, THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS

REALLY makes me think

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>not linking to previous thread
die OP

GODS I STILL REMEMBER MY FIRST

SOME TARLY BOOOOAAARRRR AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERWHOOOOOOOORE

MY WHOOOOOOORE TOOK AN ARROW

THIS DUMB HIGHBOOOOOAAAAARR LAD

THINKING HE COULD END THE REBELLION WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS WHOOOOOOOOOORE

I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

PROB'LY SHATTERED EVERY WHOOOOOOORE HE HAD

Lazy cunts some of these op's
I blame cersei and the state of the realm

That's not how cucking works, taking care of your sister's kid literally helps your own genes that's why people have an instinct to help their family members like nephews.

RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND BOOOOOOAAAARR MYSELF TO AN EARLY GRAVE

>A-unt Dany, why are you touching my pee pee?

NOH ROBERT

Shut up, faggot. Ned is taking care of a Targaryen BOOOAAARRR because his siter was a WHOOOOREE... I'll take care of him

>Shhh, just relax honey, you'll like this

what is this

Just do whatever your Auntie Dany tells you to, son. There's my boy.

BOAR THEM ALL

BOAR THEM ALL

BOAR THEM ALL

Left is Sean Bean in Sharpe, I think

I like listening to your little piss-ant Queensguard trying to talk tough, Cersei, they make me laugh. If Victarion was here, he'd laugh too.

KILLED BY A SMELLY FUCKING BOAR