Darth Bane?

Darth Bane?

crashing this planet

>posts the objectively trash version of Darth Bane
fag

I'm currently reading the third book. shits good.

i think darth bane books are most darkest star wars books

And I'm loving every bit of it. Especially his apprentice. she's a bad bitch

Because this retard looks so much better.

HONKA HONKA

yoshimitsu?

>Sith character
>always has breathing problems and face mask

why are SW writers such hacks

They don't always wear masks.

And I think that the breathing problems stem from the Dark side being taxing on your body, hence the yellow eyes, pale skin and overall sicklyness of most of the Sith Lord's.

*breathes heavily in your direction*

Shouldn't have been such a cunt. Now enjoy your nojaw.

Star wars was always rehashed shit. Thats what you get with fanfiction.
Light side always wins dark side always looses, its the same story told million times over

why does every character called bane wear some sort of mask

Wait whats going on?

Darth Bane will always look like that guy on the right from "Soultaker".

Otherwise the bugs will eat his face and it'll be extremely painful.

Because the word "bane" literally means something that harms you or causes distress. It's a synonym for villain, and if a writer is enough of a hack to name a character "villain," then they're also enough of a hack to do cliched shit like have them wear a mask.

Darth Bane isn't even the worst example of Star Wars villains having goofy, too-literal evil names.

I'M BANE

Hey, remember that time Mace Windo, Obi-Wan and Anakin collectively mind raped Banefor information?

They were good friends

was it extremely painful?

yes

for them?

No

Oh
Good to know

For you

God I hate Sup Forums

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Because of some light topical conversation?
Well that's a shame.

Why are sith always such edgelords?

Why does the SW universe lack any nuisance? It would make sense that the NuSith founded by Bane would want order and stability but the original plan would be usurped by a powermonger like Palpatine.

Ruling something like the Galactic Empire makes no sense from a sith perspective unless you are not a complete egdelord and want peace and stability for the galaxy.

>nuisance
Nuance?

I fucking love it you can always go back you know where

Aye

More like Sick lords

are you enjoying your quite abnormally high cranial temperature or is it...

extremely painful perhaps?