A Socialist, a Communist and a Progressive Democrat walk into a bar

Which one pays for the drinks?

The capitalist at work.

>a socialist, a communist, and a progressive Democrat
I would expect him to pay for himself

The government.

The democrat.

The other two our under privileged in his eyes but he also earns to feel just like them and is the reason he has so much white guilt.

I payed 5k in taxes last year so fuck you! This shit is not funny

what do you mean, "the other two?"

The socialist and communist. Can you read?

poor faggot

Came here to post this

But this is also a good answer.

the barkeeper, because he is working

I guess the joke is that the democrat is the progressive, communist and socialist since there is no difference.

The bar.

water is free...right?

...

The bar is a gay bar. All three of them get cum shots because they're free.

>end of the month, payday in germany
>2k sallary splits into 350 income tax, 150, healthcare, 120 unemployment money, 50 to build eastern germany back up again, 70 for disability/care money and finally 120 for the pension I might get at age 70.
>since I have no kids, and too high net income I dont get any more government help
>today is a good day at work, my gubbermant took half of my cash
>go to schnitzelrestaurant, 20% of the price is due to taxes.
>decide to buy a pack of cigarettes, since I want to die asap, half the price comes from taxes

Come to Alaska if you can afford it, lowest taxes anywhere

How is the internet in Alaska, just wondering

I've got 10M/768K, my understanding is that's a good deal this far out in the boonies. My ISP offers gigabit in the city though.

Says the pleb who is not familiar with making bank while only paying 5k in taxes.

>progressive democrat
thinks that they should split the bill proportionally according to what everyone has in their wallet but should make the guy with the most money pay a higher proportion
>socialist thinks that he should be given all of the money and buy and allocate all the drinks (((evenly)))
>communist thinks that "money" and "buying" drinks are bourgeoisie and thinks they should go home and brew their own beer (also he has no money)

Suddenly the communist starts to fade from existence because real communism has never been tried :^) and has never existed. Then the socialist declares that the progressive is a capitalist shitlord for not giving the socialist all his sheckles. A barfight ensues when the drunken socialist punches the progressive. It escalates until both men black out. The progressive wakes up bloodied at his house with 30 sleeping syrians there and a case of AIDS wondering what the fuck went wrong, he was only trying to be nice. The socialist wakes up in the back of the bar with the owner screaming about how he owes a shit ton of money for destroying the bar. The socialist is forced to work for the capitalist bartender to repay his denbts. Turns out the communist was just a figment of karl marx's imagination the whole time and could never have possibly existed because of human nature.

She'd get a man to pay for her drinks while complaining about sexism and the Patriarchy.

fpbp

did someone say

free?

good one stonia