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Will he show up when Cersei brings the Golden Company over?

SOMEONE LEAK THE EPISODE BEFORE I LEAK MYSELF

SO GET MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

The boar the boar and the maiden WWWHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARE

good ol boys

>Silver hair
Wasn't there a line in AGOT where Ned described Aegon as having Dornish black hair?

No. Euron is already filling the prettyboy-villain quota.

no i think that was rhaenys, the one that smelt dornish

i want to suckle on Melisandre's nipples

Jesus, bobby posting has really taken off from what I last saw a few days ago...

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See It's very likely when Euron shows up, he'll take over from Cersei. Whether he'll be the endboss or not depends.

>I'm not leaving our son in a world with the undead ;_;

>Euron

Fuck you, you fucking nigger

THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR IS DEAD

damn Charlottesville looked fun

That guy who kept posting some casting call that 'guaranteed' Aegon would be appearing in season 7 seems to have disappeared.

>Euron
>not cuck

PATRICIAN TIER:
BOBBY

FEDORA TIER:
NIGHT KING

NORMIE TIER:
EVERYONE ELSE

source?

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>and so i'll go fight for cuckerys

THE

FETCH THE LEAK STRETCHER, NAO!

HONOR? HONOR IS IT? DO YOU THINK ITS HONOR THATS HOLDING THE SEVEN KINGDOMS TOGETHER?

ITS WINE. WINE AND WHOOOOOOOOOREEEEES

>She didn't fly so good.™ (Dark Knight Rises - 2012, Warner Bros. All rights reserved)
Did they really had to put that line in?

>tfw I'm emotional for an unborn babby
I really am a faggot.

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I'd accept Jaime leaving to fight the WW but not joining the Danycuck squad. This is the same guy who said that people didn't matter and wanted to trebuchet a baby.

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SURROUNDED BY BOARS

MMMMAAAAAAADDDNNOOUUUUUSSSSSS

OOOONE BOOOOOAR, SEVEN WHOOOOOOORES

AAAGHHHHH

WHORES I WAS BOAR THEN

Reminder that film studios approached GRRM to adapt ASOIAF as a movie trilogy.

It's bad now but it could have been way worse.

off-season can't come soon enough

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

THEY SAID BOBBY POSTERS WILL STOP THEY SAID WE WERE WEAK

THEY ARE WHOOOOOORRRRRREEEESSSS

LONG LIVE THE BARATHEON BROS

hey boys. i just finished catching up with the series a few minutes ago, and i got a very important question here that needs some clarification -
who are /our guys/? right now some of my favorite guys are jaime, jorah, and CIA, are any of them /our guys/?

>ASOIAF is adapted into a book series
>Someone competent directs it
>ends up being better than GOT as a whole
If only GRRM had accepted those offers.

Reminder that GRRM gave the game rights to a shovelware Polack dev.

He's beyond retarded with his IP. It's a godsend it landed on HBO.

AAAAAAH SHIREEEEN SAVE ME

If you cunts don't know, season 8 will only run for 6 episodes and it's pretty obvious how S7E7 is going to play out. How in the mother FUCK are they suppose to tie everything up in a nice, clean knot in 6 fucking episodes?

The army of the dead is about to stampede into Westeros with the help of a freshly revived ice dragon and a billion foot soldiers that don't need food or drink to survive. You've also got the Greyjoy situation and the inevitable drawn out rescue mission orchestrated by our favorite heir-come-eunuch. Cersei will nose dive even further into insanity and Jaime will have to deal with that in some fucking stupid way. Dany will still be attempting to secure the Iron Throne while this is all happening as well because she doing do all this to come second.

Oh yeah, almost forgot. Jon is the rightful heir to the iron throne, which has yet to be dealt with at all. 6 episodes. Good fucking luck.

What was his endgame? Out of the designated villains, we know Joffrey had an actually good idea for the realm, like a royal army and ending feudalism (not sure why he was portrayed as a bad guy? What kind of message is trying to be sent here?) and Euron's just playing the Game of Thrones, but what about this guy? If he won the *tries not to cringe* Battle of the Bastards.. .what would he have done?

Euron, NK and Bronn

GOD TIER:
Euron Greyjoy

CHAD TIER:
Night's King

JOBBER TIER:
Sandor "the hound that rides" Clegane

cuck TIER:
Tyrion The Lannister

I VILL DRINK FROM UR SKULL!

>*tries not to cringe*
>cringe

PATRICIAN TIER:
BOBBY

FEDORA TIER:
NIGHT KING

NORMIE TIER:
EVERYONE ELSE

Why?

Why not?

FETCH ME MY STRETCH STRETCHER

They would just have to do extremely streamlined versions of Jon, Tyrion, and Dany's storylines and that's it.

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WIGHT POWER

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Actually naming it the Battle of the Bastards is cringeworthy as fuck. It'd be the Third Battle of Winterfell. Also only one of them is a bastard and it'll be revealed the second one wasn't a bastard either, so what then?

They've been making use of deus ex machinas for a while now. What makes you think they won't use one to reveal the weakness of the WW's and defeat them?

berlin 2017

good to hear, quite like bronn but didn't want my shortlist to get too long

GOD WE ARE STROOOONG MOOOOOOOOR WIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wha-

Is this shopped or can I get sauce

>ASOIAF is adapted into a book series

Woah..

Reminder this cunt was about to get kil by /ourguy/ until she got deus ex machinad by her memewolf

i suddenly have an urge to rewatch season 1 just for based bobby

Paris 2017

MOARRRR SWINEEEE

Press f to pay respect to the burntest bro

YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

First for no discussion and MEMES ONLY

TWENNY GOOD MEN

FOOKIN LEGEND

BOARS N WHORES

>deus ex machina is your pet saving you
Are you actually retarded?

mommy

More wine, M'lord?

>GOD TIER
reek

>SHIT TIER
everyone else

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ALSO HOUSE FARWYN

I want Bobby to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

Oysters, clams, and cuckolds!


Oysters, clams, and cuckolds!


Oysters, clams, and cuckolds!


Oysters, clams, and cuckolds!

>Dickless coward tier

I WANT TO SUCKY SUCKY ON THESE TITTIES MOMMYYYYYY

GO FETCH THE WHOOOOOOORE WINE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>reekfags
pathetic son of whores

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Argghhh posting
>r

>contrived plot device

Get her a dog ned

FIXED
FIXED
FIXED

>Dhorne is white
Lol Sup Forums is funny I admit

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Grow up

I want Reek to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

Don't get me wrong, I'm totally expecting Jon to kill the NK and the entire undead army in some miraculous last stand bullshit in Winterfell where he summons the strength to attack the NKs weak spot (His heart or some shit I dunno). Lazy bullshit.

AAAAAGGHHHHHH
RAMSAAYYYY SAVE MEEE!

Read the post again, tourist.

ASOIAF Cinematic Universe incoming

>2019
Eddard
Tyrion
Daenerys
Jon Snow

>2020
Tyrion 2
Daenerys 2
Jon Snow 2
and so on....

With the current movie climate they'd pull something like that

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