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Joffrey edition
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The rape, Sansa...

COME 'ERE YOU FUCKER

A PREGNANT TARGERYAN WHOOOOOOOORE AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRRRRRAKI HOOOOOOORDE USING KINGSWOOD BOOOOAAAAAAAAAARS TO PILLAGE RENLY'S MASQUERADES AND BAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS WHILE THAT HONOURABLE FOOL IS HEADING TO THE NOOOOOOOOORTH, LANCEL GIVE ME WINE I WANT MOOOOOOOOOOORE, GODS I WAS STROOOOOOOOONG.

it was so hot

YOU GOT FAT.

N-NED

I feel sorry for Jack Gleeson :(
He is so cute

MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE BOOOOOOOOOAR ITS REAL

...

I want Joffrey to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

NO, YOU WHOAREEEEEEE!

dany

Did he have the right idea?

>establish royal army
>centralize kingdom
>end feudalism

SOMEONE START LANCELPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MESELF

WHERE DO BOARS GO?

And Sunspear?

Isn't he a priest now or something

The two guards who told Arya to fuck off are banging Sansa

First for Rhaegar, filler of Northern whores, Chadprince of Westeros, Breaker of Hymens and Cucker of Stags

More wine, your grapes?

off the table

??

...

I want Bronn to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

>Season 7
>The Night King arrives in Kings Landing
>Raises Joffrey from the dead
>Joffrey kills Cersei

Screencap this

I GOT THE BOOAAAAAAARRRRR PREGNANT!

who was in the wrong here?

.....

agghh...

>ChadPrince
>Gets Obliterated by BBW (BIG BOBBY WARHAMMER)
IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YUR KING HUH?

I want Bobby to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

CAT THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR

>Bran is Night King
>Bran is younger brother
>Bran is V A L O N Q A R

>Aegon: Just came here to give my best wishes to my cousin, Bran
>Catenig: REEEEEEE

>rekt in 1v1 combat by robert "the booooar" baratheon

>Your husband brings home a bastard
>You're supposed to raise it and love it

*cums inside Lyanna*

QI want Ned to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

Catelyn easily.

this is now an aggh threAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

AGGHH, UNPLUG ME
IT HURTS, DAVOS
SAVE ME...

SHE BELONGED WITH ME IN THE FIIIEEEEEELDS


NEEEEEEEEED

>BLOCKS YOUR PATH

BRING ME MOOOOOOOOOOORE WINE STRETCHER

Ned, you have a daughter, I have a cock, let's join our houses.

I WILL SAVE YOU UNCLE

I want CIA to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

Catelyn.

I VILL DRINK FROM UR SKULL TARGARYEN WHORE

*blocks your wine*

aggh, it hurts!

I want Tywin to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

>rekt bobbys wifes vagina in their 1v1 with his massive dragon dick

I think we need the episode 7 before we lose our minds

I like how now that the show is fucking mindless brainless garbage that Sup Forums is treating this show like it should be, spamming useless and arguably hilarious shitposts with no meaningful discourse

she loves her husband and hated the bastard, where is the logic in that? also its common knowledge ned and robert were lovers, and she didnt hate robert either

It's called making the 8.

I want Sansa to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

HE WAS A BIG BOAR

...

So you're saying you need episode 7 before you piss yourself?

Why don't they use White Walker weapons? Would they work against them?

AGHH
SAVE ME BOBBY

I want Stannis to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

The leaks have taken all suspense out of the show. /got/ has nothing to look forward to so it turns on itself and allows itself to be consumed by the Bobby.

UNNNCLLLLLLEEEEEE

>episode 2
>"fuck yeah hahaha go euron fuck Dany lmao great season!!"

>episode 6
>"G...garbage show!! Fuck this!!"

/got/, take a bump

I want him to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

GODS I WAS STRONG

Arggghhh! Too soon! You have awoken me too soon, Davos! What is the meaning of this intrusion?
>These wight infidels m'lord, they have invaded your kingdom and seek to steal your subjects!
Fool! You have allowed these zombies to run rampant through the hallowed fields of my kingdom? Now you lead them to my very smithy? You have failed me, Onion Knight! Justice shall be mete, indeed.
>Ahhhh save me Jon!
Now for YOU, wights. Boldly you sought the power of Baratheon. Now you shall see it... first hand!

>Sup Forums is one person

Did Margaery have sex with her crown on?

What would Jon Snow name be if Rhaegar named him?

I want Margaery to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

DAMN BASTARD AGGGGH

quiet woman

>Sup Forums

So Aerys didn't object at all to having the youngest, least experienced kingsguard left solo to protect him? He was fine with Based Barry and Dayne?! fucking off elsewhwere? I get that Jaime was supposed to be his hostage but it's pretty fucking dumb to agree to being guarded by a man who's dad now probably hates you.

How can people believe in the Seven when they haven't performed anything of note but R'hllor time and time again has proven his existence?

yes, it's all me

Jeff.

DABID!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

I want Jon to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

>also its common knowledge ned and robert were lovers


BRING ME THE NED STRETCHER

THE SHOOOOOOOOOW IS SHIT

>flaming swords are proof a god exists

what a simpleton

LET THE BODIES HIT THE...

He was off his head by that point, I doubt he even knew where he was.

He was mad at the time, he thought that burning lords from the biggest and most powerful houses was a good idea.

there probably wont be leak right :( ?

The lord of light literally resurrects people nigga there's hardly any power higher than that

Aerys requested Jaime himself.

Boar.

BOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

I want Aerys to take a big, steamy dump straight on my face.

>show is shit!!
>b...but please leak the episode already!! :3