/got/ general dream team edition

>You take part in Westerosi Olympics
>Choose your dream team


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GODS I WAS A BOAR

START THE DAMN BOBBYPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

>*aaghh transcends reality*

all you really need is gendry

It's called making the 8

Outta my way Baratheon fucking shits

WATCH IT BOARY

anyone have that oc where jaime says something about jon and dany and bronn says "don't fucking say it"

UNCLE HOLD ON

*cums inside Lyanna*

START THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

HURRY GENDRY, I CAN'T WAIT ANOTHER 3 SEASONS

>Choose your dream team
NK - Javelin
Gendry - running on any distance, rowing
Ramsey - archery
Bolton hounds - teleportation
Bronn - swimming
Grrm - speedwriting

Is this a version of Daenerys in a universe where fat went in the right places instead of her chin?

GENDRY IT'S GETTING DARKER AAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH

*wargs into boar*

NK for javelin
Gendry for hammer throw

>THE HOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT

*smashes every rib he had

The new Westerosi

How waves of immigration are reshaping a realm

UUUUNNNNNCCLLLLLEEEEEE

GOD I WAS FAT

what unit is that? Because 50 meters would be poor even among women

CALL MELISANDRE FOR HELAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHH

NOT ON MY WATCH

just this guy

*ribs collapse under force of warhammer*

>what unit is that?
km

>Lannsiter

LANNISTER FUCKING SHITS

what is a good light program for minor image editing

Careful, boar, careful now!

>minor image editing
BOOOOOOOW YA SHIT

First for Rhaegar. For every rib Bobby broke, he left a dozen creampies in Lyanna

gimp maybe

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Bobby - Hammer throw
Gregor Clegane - Olympic lifting
Barristan - fencing

>I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my number. Tell me, Turncloak, what battles has the Baaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

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Boars I was god then

So how many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?

GODS I WAS STRONG

WE CALLED IT MAKING THE PLATE

GETTING A BREASTPLATE STRETCHER FROM ALL THE SEVEN KINGDOMS PLUS THE RIVERLANDS

Will Dany actually fuck Jon or will she just sit on his face since the Brits call that "Queening"

YOU GOT FAT

>a glorified harp player

Is it just me or are the extras for westerosi soldiers more mediterranean than before?
i don't see any blonds. there were a lot in previous seasons

The time of wine is over.

>AND HARRENHAL AISHA BOAZATS OFF THE TABLE AS WELL
Who is Aisha and why does Littlefinger care if she's off the table?

ONE DORNISHMAN

SEVEN BOOOOOOOOOOARS

More leaks Your Grace?

CAREFUL NED

Genuinely completely forgiven Dany because it's cute that she's in love with Jon Snow

Ned, you have a daughter, I have a cock, let's join our houses.

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Hope she sits on his face


hope she sits on my face

Ban Bobby posting desu

"And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light. “Noh,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Noeitenz."

>He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands
>and held it with both hands
>with both hands

DABID

CAREFUL NOW CAREFUL

Lancel Lannister, Gods, What a stupid name

aren't the riverlands part of the seven?
If anything it should be all the seven kingdoms and Dorne since Dorne have traditionally been the ones who have the least to do with the rest of westeros.

G*ds i was thin

>implying Bobby didn't return the favour on his WHOOORE of a sister

god what a pig

>50% of the thread are shitty meme

FUCKING LIONS

Replace the Iron throne with a queening stool CONFIRMED

But Rhaegar's son is the one doing that

this is the best meme to grace Sup Forums in fucking months, treasure it you god damned faggot

Friendly reminder Jon is a cursed undead and got is ds fanfiction

>can't look at bobby posting without hearing bobby's voice

FUCCCK

>showfags can't into geography or counting

i just got here so make that 75%

quiet woman

JONERYS IS GAINING POWERRRRR!!!

RUN RUN BACK TO REDIT

I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE

What's this??

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no

north
iron islands
vale
stormlands
westerlands
reach
dorne

SOME DUMB HIGHLORD BOAR THINKING HE COULD END THE WHORE!!!

ENOUGH WITH THIS BABBLING

BRING ME THE BOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR

At the time of the unification of the seven kingdoms, the riverlands(a kingdom in their own right) were subjugated by Harren the Black, the king of the Ironborn. They pretty much are the 7th kingdom referred to in the 7 kingdoms, but technically it's actually the iron islands, or more specifically the iron islands+the riverlands.

NEEEEEEED

GET BACK HERE

Did Rickon really have to die

>Season 1
>characters use appropriate weapons, historically accurate wing spear for boar hunt

>Season 7
>I KNOW HAMMURS

You should shut your fucking hole. Ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ball sack. Ugly looking stupid cunt face. I could piss in any gutter and sow five of you. You know how much they pay me to kill a man at King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. MAYBE IT'S TIME? DO YOU THINK? EH? Maybe you're the man. EH? CUNT? You wouldn't stand a chance. None of you would. I was a fucking LEGEND in Gin Alley. The fucking LEGEND. I would take any knight, ANY knight, any time. Fucking cunts in steel plate fucking cowards.

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Oh yeah lmao
Nice tripple dubs

I followed you into bed. Twice. Without doubts, without second thoughts. But I will not follow you now. The Robert I grew up with didn't tremble at the shadow o BOOAARRR.

>Jon is son of Rhaegar, the man Cersei always loved
>Maggy the frog told her she won't marry the Prince, but the King
>Jon is the King in the North
>Cersei will actually end up married to Jon


Cap this

I want to no-fap for a month and then ejaculate 5 fl oz of hot spunk into her gigantic hippo mouth as she's reacting to BOATSEX... and watch her cough half of it up on her huge flabby tits

THE MAAAAAIIIIIDENNN

OC comic BOARS AND WHORES.

Jesus this bobbyposting is getting out of hands we just can't let it HAVE AAAAAA WHOOOOOOORE NED, YOU HAVE BOAR, I HAVE LANCEL, LET US BOW TO SHITS.

So we'll get Rhaegar and Lyanna flashback and then we'll get Jon and Dany boatsex

GODS WHAT A BOAR

same nice triple double