Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Quentin Jackson

Why movie a biopic of a fucking loser?

Its a setup, he got jumped

he was also told the powder was legit and not coke

definitely tom hanks

Idris Elba on steroids

directed by spike lee. HE DINDU NUFFIN EBIL WHITEY DRUGGED HIM! KILL WHITEY!

they're all on drugs...

He will play himself, did you see the way he cried during that press conference after his return? Marvelous.

>sports
you'd have to be pretty fucking braindead to care

state of UFC

Some stuff from the biopic script:

>"IF I DINDU DIS SHEIT, DEN WHITEPIPOHZ WUZ GONNA WIN"

>"You're right, this is such a tragedy for progress"

>"NOW MY LIFES IS OVER, THANKS WITEPIPOHZ FOR LEAVING STEROIDS ON TRAINCARS IN MUH GHETTO IT'S ALL YOUR FAWT"

>::credits roll::

>OOBAH WABBA OOBAH WABBA OOBAH WABBA SHACKA LACKA

:directed by Jordan Peele

>He says this while posting on a television and film board
At least sports are real

it's not our fault you have negative associations with sport because chad would kick your ass every day

Sylvester Stallone

literally fucking who?

Michael B Johnson

MMA is barely sports

How come the old text captcha for quick reply is broken on 4chanx but works on the report field?

>spending most of your life watching ripped, black studs tackle other blacks
Just let them fuck your wife, then play fantasy football with the other cuckolds to bet who is the best wifefucker and compete against each other.