New thread ya cunts

New thread ya cunts

>Sik bants edition

>Straya gonna implode

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First for AFL > NRL

>watching sports
>not playing
wanka

fuck! Nip beat me to it

third for milleniall grills are shit tier

Am i a beta m8s? I used to get bullied by all the footy kids in school, i did really well btw and i'm in a high paying job now, i just didn't join in the b&nter in class

>not doing both

(Check'd)
Darwin all over again

>Bachelor of arts
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nah mate

Rugby Union > AFL/NRL

Australia's brave Northern Ireland reporting in

>Nothing of value was lost that day

vote for any hotties, /auspol/?

+1

Also Capitals a fucking shit

yep

they're also obscenely easy to fuck.

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>Law degree
Don't bother. There are way to many cunts with Law degrees and the market is hopelessly saturated.

Handegg is shit cunt
Batball is a real bloke's sport

Fucking oath

First to be busting for a shit, but too lazy to get up!

fuck i was always getting bullied and did bullying in and outside of school/tafe/college whatever like its just aussie culture.

Cant wait for the fucking girly wankers to get rid of that too

>mfw went back to uni/old campus and it had LGBTI+ "Safe Space" Stickers everywhere
Literally quit the very next day

NOPE
u cunts are alrite/bantz

for some reason i just dont like aussie chicks

G'day mate

Same thing for me but a piss

Same shit as you
Either Rifleman or Armoured Cav

neither of which the ADF is hurting for now.

ID: E_____MU

I'm not

yeah nah m8 it's late I'm off to bed

see you cunts tomorrow eh?

Rugby Union isn't a league, it's a sport.

smash dexies cunts

do a trade man, seriously get paid well for an apprenticeship. or at least do signals. that's in high demand in the larger world.

If i hadn't been so fucking dumb as a teenager i'd have done that in a flash

night mate. I'll finish off these beers then head to bed.

See this is why I never went to uni, even before all this social justice crap it was always filled with lefty wankers...

Granted now they are a lot easier to trigger... A little while back a melbro was looking at sticking Trump stickers all over Melbourne Uni... I wonder if the mad cunt ever did it.

>dexies
mad cunt

GAYFL is for faggots, no surprise where it originated.

It was like a foodchain, there was a son of a funeral director in my class who was a nu-male cuck, i and others used to take the piss out of him, then above me was a group of three kids making my life misery, i ended up exploding on one of them once

ANU is a socialist shit hole. Got like five fucking (((queer))) societies and three socialist parties. Japan is traditional as fuck culture wise in terms of fags and such, just with anime and fetish porn. Feels pretty good tbf.

fark, haven't seen that old safety house logo since the early 90s

...got a strange urge to burn down the next house I see with that on the letterbox. Fuck your leftard safe-spaces.

if you have your own place tho familiar

yeah sigs looks also pretty good, or even be a GSO for a bit then maybe to intelligence if I'm not too dropkick

>Sydney side
LMAO

tbf all the capitals are fucking shit

glorious.

Yeah i dont take shit from anyone.

was a pretty mild mannered kid but had so many people shit on me over the years i almost straight up shirtfront cunts now it sucks.

On the plus side im a big guy and nobody ever fucks with me physically.

>study business
>mfw international students stare blankly into the eyes of socialist promoting SJWs and walk away laughing in mandarin

I think that's why they've stayed away from our part of campus kek

what if i wanted to join to embrace the ANZAC spirit, live up to my family tradition (uncle served in nam, grandfather in Dutch resistance in WW2) and also ventilate foreigners in the next war?

...

kek

>mfw modern western uni

>all women
>real 'freedom of expression' shit went out the window in the 90's and now if you're not alt left you get stonewalled
Nope fuck going to uni ever

Did sigs. Got out. Now getting 150k+

>he still lives with mum and dad

Keep in mind that you'll owe the ADF more time if you decide to go through ADFA, that being said you will be in a better position if you decide to end it after your contract. It's a tradeoff. As for good jobs; just join the RAAF. You won't, because they're fags, but join the RAAF. In a field you're interested in with bonus points for relevance outside the ADF.

You'll be doing the world some, most of the safety houses were Row end by pedo's which was why hey killed the scheme... I used to go to one after school, but clearly I wasn't pretty enough to be bad touched... He just gave me so excited cookies and sent me on my way... Dunno how to feel about that...

depends if you wanna do ADF as a career or just a job for a bit

I'd molest you user, don't feel bad (:

Been slowly working through the old episodes, great stuff more of you bogan cunts need to listen to this.

fatass with nothing to live for here

if i get in shape (lol)
would the army take me if i have a documented history of back pain and depression? Sounds like im just the sort of down and out dickhead they are after

>25
>love guns and army 'culture'
>???
Plus im a big guy wide built 176cm

Are there any single Christians here from Sydney?

There is going to be a Catholic singles conference. So if you're looking for a traditional woman then reply

That picture made me laugh too hard

i legitimately cannot see me doing any other career.

im well aware it'll lead me to becoming a salty piece of shit, though

Thanks nipbro

chinks are the last great hope against total SJW dystopia

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I'm pretty interested in technology and shit, and I'm not too bad at it either. What do you do in sigs, I heard you get deployed lots. I kinda want to do something active/combat in the ADF, but I guess sigs would also be good, but it depends on the type of work you do. By the way if you don't mind me asking, what job arfe you doing now?

yeah i need more ive got a bunch spread across like 3 different pc's and fucking 10 old hdd's i cant be fucked

good luck mate, the way the world is going i reckon doing some hard yakka in the defence is great for a lift time of sweet government payroll and perks.

>tfw want to join army but don't want to leave mum alone
I do basically everything around the house since she's got no time to do anything due to work, I'd feel bad for leaving man

fukken kek'd

never even knocked on the door of one myself, but used to see 'em around as a kid

Had a feeling this would happen, man it's rough trying to red pill people on these slopes.

>christians
>sydney
that city is lost to the heathens

my mums already past the point of giving a fuck and i dont feel bad anymore (left a bunch already)

Just do it user

They don't want preexisting medical conditions. If Ur a betafag crybaby it's highly unlikely they will want you, especially because mental health has so much coverage these days. But if you give up based on what an user tells you online, maybe you were never cut out for it.

And lose some fucking weight, it's not hard.

>becomes the old salty WO that people talk about

go on lad I'll look after ya mum ;)

>At ANU
>Half a dozen socialist groups
>Constantly get meme'd at by multiple economics lecturers during classes
>Can deduce members of the socialist groups by those faces I never see again in a course
Feels bretty good man

Fuck that reminds me of kikebook and all my (((kikebook friends))) shilling for it.

Do any of you actually reveal your power level? The lads know my redpill state, a fair few more know I lean right, but does anyone ever actually try to debate these cunts online?

she'll be right, mate

do it mate, I can't say either way cause i never did.

I don't think 90% of australian forces will ever do anything other than administrative roles in the future though.

Plumbing education, electricians, signals etc.

only front line guys astralia could afford in this day and age would be SAS and Air Crew

>big guy
>176 cm

lol, short cunt

>t. 176.5 cm

>Catholic singles conference

Tech or EW. Not telling.

nothing wrong with a little salt.
i know how fuckheaded the younger lads get

Seems like being mentally ill is a big plus for recruitment at this point if you play it up right.

Cheers mate i thought that might be the case.

Just the run of the mill depression

I am a loner beta though so there is that.

???

We will see
or was it 179?

Fuck who cares

>free dental
feelsgoodman
Still in school, and most people just want to go to uni and get a shit degree and then work for a low paying company for their life

how much do you weigh, user?
be honest

Objectively true

...

cheeky

>176

WEW
E
W

blame this cuck.

the bloke now works on some diversity council or some other nonsense

Law is fuggen shite, senpai, lefties and no jobs. Also I don't know who I hate more the socialists or the fags.

134kg

Doctor chewed me the fuck out and i got the shits because some asshole chink whos just as big as me telling me i am obese to my face and saying he doesnt want to see me again made me rage.

Seriously it was only for a medial for a fucking taxi job.

Cunts fucked i am still mad
cheeky

Kek, glad I'm not the only one that did this. Also if you're from a "minority" you'll be snapped up by recruiting. DoD wants to cover up the fact that the ADF is disproportionately white.

lol, small cunts

>t. 185cm

DELET THIS NOW. IF THE OTHER COUNTRIES FIND OUT WE'RE FUKT

Best replacement possible?

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fuck serving with a bunch of boongniigers

>134kg
mate, what the fuck are you eating

did your mum cook your fucking pushbike into a pumpkin stew?

>180
>king of Japanese manlets

That's insane. I suggest you sort out your body first.

Why are straya women so easy? The last one wasn't even from Melbourne

silly user, DFR only shows boongs in the Reserves and gap year roles

even DFR hates boongs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

literally worse than leafland

just some bantz haha

i get depressed and stress eat then i have no reason to leave the house so ???

Then i drop all the weight and the cycle begins a new

used to be better when i had work, friends and a life but i am really fucking over it.

Cant get my shit together senpai
Yeah not good ai
>reserves
Arnt they they armies 'special' unit?

i respect the guy, but i cant help but laugh at his off center eye under my breath