Why isn't britain better utilizing their large supply of stupidly sexy glamour girls? Put them on prime time tv...

Why isn't britain better utilizing their large supply of stupidly sexy glamour girls? Put them on prime time tv, for tits sake.
Pic related. Danielle, not only stupidly sexy but qt as fuck too.

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They probably don't have any real acting or presenting talent. I will say that I would fuck Danielle Sharp until my balls fall off however.

This. We have high standards for acting, not like the any will do attitudes of amerikeks

A few years ago with the lads mags and conventional reality TV it was easier for these girls to make a living with a few magazine photo shoots and a run on big brother.

New gen is now self made insta modelling and pseudo-reality TV like made in Chelsea, and now the likes of love island

Because most of them are thick as shit, or at least sound it because of where in the country they are from

Kelly Brook took years of acting lessons trying to get her big break in the US and she's still shit

who is this?

>Kelly Brook
Gorgeous woman. Very charismatic. Talentless, but personable.

Surprised she never made it as a basic TV presenter

They don't really have looks that Americans go for. It's like big saggy British tits and disgusting accents.

>Americans
Who said anything about americans?

Did you ever see her stint on the Big Breakfast in the late 90s?

NOICE TITS YA DUM SLAG!

Danielle Sharp. This isn't a waifu thread but yeah I waifu'd her so fucking hard the second I saw her.

>busted face
>looks like she's never worked out in her life
Why do people think fake tits+blonde = automatically hot?

>acting
There's plenty of acresses who can't act their way out of a paper bag. At least we'd have something nice to look at.

no but I just saw some YouTube clips. boy, was it as flamboyant as I remember the 90's being.

she could easily do what holly willoughbooby does though, although holly seems quite intelligent tbf

What about the superior Holly?

>fake tits
I've got news for you virgin...

>Lucy Pinder
they're just never-ending. We haven't even gotten to Rosie Jones yet.

How do they have so many hot titcows?

I fapped so many times to this picture before knowing her name.

Danielle is fucking spectacular.

>We have high standards for acting

Bongs genuinely believe this.

They're all thick. As in, not much between the ears.

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Kelly used to sound like a proper tart back then

They did a pretty good job with here elocution in the states, and making her sound more classy when she came back to the UK. But now she's reverting a bit

"Ello, I'm gon' be the next Godzilla, innit?"

I feel like a was blessed growing up with Lucy pinder Michelle marsh and keeled hazel in zoo and nuts
So many pages glued together for eternity

Watch any mystery crime drama shit made by the BBC in the past 5 years, modern television acting is fucking atrocious

Superior dairy focused diet through childhood

>believing women

what do boobs feel like bros

British people are just more attractive than other countries. Especially fat stupid Americans.

Holy fucking shit user I am going to need to fap now!
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>not being able to tell real tits from fake
Have you reached wizardhood yet?

>google image search Danielle Sharp tits to fap
Am I 14 in 2007 again

You guys seriously splash your man goo to still images of clothed women? How pathetic.

Because she was dumb as a box of rocks. They had to take her off the Big Breakfast because she couldn't read the autocue.

All these big tit slags are fed to footballers. Feels bad man.

Yes I'm sure that Greek God you just posted represents the average chinless britbong.

KEK

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>keeley
She was the first one I discovered. So much seed spilled.

Feminism is very strong here in the UK. It's considered incredibly sexist and misogynistic to put really attractive women on television. I apologise on behalf of my dying country

whats her name?

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script.
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

Love Island is the shit.

Fapping to clothed photos is patrician you degenerage fuck.

You know what's more pathetic? Watching women receiving pleasure from other men like a little cuckold

Danielle Sharp, you dingus.

Helen Flanagan.

Would love to hate fuck her

>I can only get hard if tyrone is fucking my wife in my own room
Typical millenial kid

>le self hating apologetic brit
Eurgh, don't you have a liveleak comments section to go to you fucking toad
You're the problem here, fucking off yourself

Gets me every time.

Aside from the GMTV MILF she was my first wank.

Babestation has been on tv all night every night since about 2004

babeshows.co.uk/index.php

Man she used to be just thicc, but now she's actually fat as a house now

Keep Calm and Carry On

I've poked my elbow into her tit. She was playing on a quiz machine in a pub with her mate, and I went over to help her out as they knew fuck all. All I remember was getting something wrong myself and having to run off, knowing I'd wasted 50p of her money. I made sure to brush my arm against her tit as I was reaching across to push the buttons though.

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Most white Americans are ethnically British though. There's no difference.

>inb4 some faggot posts that map with people claiming to be ethnically "German" or "American"

Lads ;_;

Like salty milk and coins

/devilish/

>Most white Americans are ethnically British

>PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV

That kills it. It's fucking gravy.

But they are. Where the fuck do you think they came from? You think Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, etc. just popped out of the ground in New York one day?

tfw

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Most are of German and Dutch descent actually.

"""""white"""""" americans are so mixed-race it isn't even funny, Pablo

>tfwngf
God damn I'm so alone and horny

I was literally not aware girls with tits like hers could be this qt.

Nice deflection.

I can easily picture her the size of a house from that camera angle. A house I'd happily spend my days on

Wrong. German Americans are the single largest ethnic group in the US

No they aren't. Most are of English, Scottish, or Irish descent.

Even if they were primarily "british" during the colonial era, you should keep in mind that this was hundreds of years ago.

> (You)
>Fapping to clothed photos is patrician you degenerage fuck.
> (You)
>>I can only get hard if tyrone is fucking my wife in my own room
>Typical millenial kid
Le meow. Did I trigger you knob suckers really that hard? I didn't even mention any real fuggenings, just that splashing to clothed women is weak af.
The real patrician faps to lesbian torture porn.

AMERICANS ARE WHITE!!! WHITE!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Incorrect.

moar?

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She looks Irish

im gay

German Americans are the largest self-reported ethnic group because people selectively emphasize the ethnicity that they think is special. Same thing happens with Irish Americans. Also, there are a huge number of white Americans who identify ethnically as just "American" when they've all got names like Williams, Johnson, Jackson, etc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Americans

In 1980, 49 million Americans claimed English ancestry. In 2000, only 24 million did the same, despite the fact that the population almost doubled. What do you think happened there? Did they all just die out?

Most are. Obviously a lot of us aren't.

FAGGOT

Her head is tiny

good thread

It's a good thing we have actual genetic records in our dna then.

Like bags of sand

People lied in 1980 because of bigotry. They are more comfortable expressing themselves and sharing their backgrounds these days.

I want to have a threesome with this guy and the OP chick, both of them fucking me. I'm not even gay.

>People lied in 1980 because of bigotry.
Lol. Against Germans?

Because of the way we were brought up.

oh no doubt, I'd totally go balls deep between those tits and dat ass still, but part of the original charm was the unreal hourglass figure

Yes.

The evil, repressed, sexually deviant Germans who started two World Wars.

Thankfully times have changed and no-one would pretend to be british these days.

It's actually the opposite going on. People are lying today, emphasizing the things they see as more exotic. Somebody of mixed English and Swedish descent will claim to be Swedish, somebody of mixed Scottish and German descent will claim to be German, and so on.

>lesbian torture porn
That's my kink, but I also like the hobbit trilogy, so I think it cancels out

Wrong. That's based off self-reported ancestry which is unreliable because of trends/culture.

Oh you already explained why they're retarded. You're completely right about white Americans being mostly British. Always surprises me when Sup Forums Brits shit on their own kind.

No, son.