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Dougie Jones is dead.

BOBE.

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

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How does she do it?

based bobe poster

Is Wally supposed to be a James parody?

>watch first season
AWESOME
>start second season
What the fuck is this shit.
It's like a completely different show. Why is everyone retarded now? Why is all previous character development trashed and every character has a new personality? Why does everything have to have some HILARIOUS stupid thing happen now?

Jesus Christ tell me it gets better.

WIth the sustenence of the sexual juices obtained from her barely legal boy-toys

>>start second season
>What the fuck is this shit.
S2E01 is the best episode of the series you fucking retard

It gets better for the last episode.

>yfw in the last episode Mr C starts laughing maniacally like back in the S2 finale
Can you imagine how fucking terrifying that would be?

How Lynch gets away with such blatant plagiarism I have no idea.

where are you in the second season?

>Nice girl is now a smoking bad girl idiot
>Guy gets full silver hair for no reason and is back to normal because he suffocated the wrong fucking person in a hospital
>Agent Cooper becomes a walking joke
>Every single action of Andy is absolutely fucking ridiculous

I guess it's good if you're brain damaged.

(You)

>tfw no sound

>silver hair
>back to normal

Just keep watching, you don't understand what's going on

the most iconic pic from the series 3

keep forcing it, the template has kino potential

Two details that stood out to me in this scene. There are two books on the shelf behind audrey with readable titles, the only ones on the set. The easiest to read , Happy Times is an educational book by Guy L Bond aimed at teaching kids to read, published in 1949. The harder to read title from what I can gather is T.S. Eilot's Four Quartets a collection of four poems themed after the four elements, earth, air, water and fire (!) as well as containing motifs of time, the divine and becoming whole (!). My guess as to what we are to infer from these titles depends upon whether or not the coma theory holds true. The presence of a childrens book might imply that they have a child. Or the title and positioning might imply that the happy times are behind audrey as she gets older or unhappier in her marriage. The T.S. Eilot book seems harder to interpret. If we follow the poem representing fire then little gidding seems the best place to start. It paints fire as a force of rebirth and purification. It also talks about how reconciliation of past, present and future is the way to salvation. Seeing as how time distorts in twin peaks I cant see this as a coincidence. This could mean Audrey is still in a coma and needs to reconcile or shes in a home and needs to do the same thing to get better.

Lynch and Frost were not around for the vast majority of the second season. To be honest, the first half of the season is pretty good...but it gets pretty fucking bad after that.

There's a good season in there if they trimmed off at least 50% of the stupid shit. And you've got all that to come.

S3 has been absolute kino though.

Was it rape?

what goes around bobes around

do ya think Mike ever missed Nadine after she got her memories back?

>>Nice girl is now a smoking bad girl idiot
are you talking about Donna? top fucking kek you're a delusional faggot
>>Guy gets full silver hair for no reason and is back to normal because he suffocated the wrong fucking person in a hospital
Leland's daughter dies and he's possessed by a demon and his hair turns white? people have gone grey/white over far less stressful things. Not to mention the literal magic of demon posession
>>Agent Cooper becomes a walking joke
he is literally the same as he has been since the pilot
>Every single action of Andy is absolutely fucking ridiculous
he is literally the same as he has been since the pilot

there are nuggets of gold in that pile of gravel, user

Part of the first Poem from Four Quartets>

>Time present and time past
>Are both perhaps present in time future
>And time future contained in time past.
>If all time is eternally present
>All time is unredeemable.
>What might have been is an abstraction
>Remaining a perpetual possibility
>Only in a world of speculation.
>What might have been and what has been
>Point to one end, which is always present.
>Footfalls echo in the memory
>Down the passage which we did not take
>Towards the door we never opened
>Into the rose-garden. My words echo
>Thus, in your mind.

was confederate Ben the best version of him?

Rose Garden ( Blue Rose? )

Door we never opened ( Door in the Pink room)

100%

wow bobe is a cop now and james is a nobody lol

Friendly reminder that Lynch is a fascist cultist, whose ultimate goal is to build up an "Invincible Germany".
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Lynch basically had nothing to do with s2 episodes 10-21, with all the Nadine highschool/Little Nicky/Evelyn Marsh/CivilWar/AndrewPackard shit going on while the rest of the story was pretty much just waiting on Windom Earle to show up

bring back 1-1-9 ;_;

she dead

I wish we have their talk in the finale where they would recapitulate last 25 years in town.

wrapped in meth

>Ben Horne's actor refused to appear in FWWM because he didn't agree with Ben's portrayal

What did he mean by this? In the show they established he had a weird love for Laura, gave her a job as a prostitute, supplied her with coke, and Audrey gets him to basically admit he fucked Laura. Did Beymer think Ben becoming a good guy by the end of S2 negated him being a total dick in S1?

Sheryl Lee

Wrong.

Cute!

Man Jaw

Wasnt leland always possessed? Laura said BOB was raping her since she was 12

I'M

Sheryl Ree LOL

I don't even understand most of the casting decisions. Like, Kyle still plays Cooper in the movie. 25 fewer minutes of screentime isn't going to change his future brand.

DELET

Additionally, Frost was writing Storyvile at this time. The writers could send dogshit scripts to Frost/Lynch and they would pass it in a heart beat because they just didn't give a shit anymore.

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>Choking a man with no neck

Truly a living hell.

He's been possessed like 40 years before the events of TP, afaik he got diddled by a neighbour called Robert (Bob) as a child and that had him possessed.

Reallly the cool thing about earlier TP was that all the shit about lodge entities and demons or whatever could have been left out and it would still make a lot of sense.
In S1 someone said that they're really just the manifestations of the evils people do, that was it, now in S3 we're really getting too much into the "origins" of it all when it never needed clarification, they were metaphysical spooks or just metaphors, who cares.

So how does this end?

posto rare dougie

is he a 'little person', a manlet or just really fucking short?

Either way Scarlett McLean is best Audrey

>I PREFER BILLY

In the shooting script available online, he was supposed to give Laura a bag of coke in exchange for a kiss. Nothing out of line with his characterization so like you said, he probably didn't want to go back to being dickish Ben. Maybe he was butthurt about Lynch leaving in S2 like Kyle as well.

>Kyle needs his roles to appeal to him deeply and not just be doing a job for the sake of doing a job
>yet he was in Flintstones and Showgirls

>he is literally the same as he has been since the pilot

Coop in the pilot is way more brisk and aloof than season 2 Coop.

Memes to the side. Is this show Lynch's greatest work of all time?

Don't bully Sheryl's cute jaw

yes

It all depends on how it ends.

what a CUTE

he's taller than her.

Showgirls is good

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What I never understood is why he waited until she was 12.
Goes along the whole lines of the "was teresa the first murder" spiel.

when the audience gets REICHED

Anyone got a pic of Coop undercover at Jack's? Got a casino themed party to go to and need inspo

Literally just his normal attire without FBI pin but with glasses instead

> I learned what not to do! My God. When the project came to me, I was like, "This is Paul Verhoeven!" I loved his early films: Soldier of Orange, Spetters, RoboCop. I read the script and thought, "This is really edgy. This is really sexual. This can shake things up a bit." And during the filming, it seemed fine. We shot some good scenes. Some of it was a little weird, like when I had to walk around the pool naked. Then I saw a screening of the movie for the first time and was like, "It's a disaster." Everyone took a huge hit; me, too. But I kind of enjoyed the experience of making it. I got to ski a lot during that time. [Laughs.] And I learned to see where something could go terribly, terribly wrong. I used to just look at the positive potential of a script, how it could be this. [Raises hand.] Now, although it's not really my nature, I also look at the opposite, the negative. It could be this, too. [Lowers hand almost to floor.]

I don't understand what Mike meant. Is he implying Nadine rode him really hard or something?

>flintstones
i actually owned this and never even saw the movie

She can use her super strength on her pusy muscles

>tfw we get to talk Judy next Sunday AND Coop gets his mind back

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Or that she gave him a fast handjob. It doesn't really matter. you're just supposed to take away that it's something dirty.

I don't even want Coop back. I want Dougie

COAT IS COMING OFF

Still remember the first scene I needed to wank to

She lifted him off the ground through sheer force of vagina alone.
Think like, she's squatted over him and she just picks him right up.

He probably wanted a larger role than just one or two scenes, kind of like how James was barely featured in FWWM until he needed to be. I imagine Ben's original scenes wouldn't have been much longer.

Yes, he was definitely /ourguy/

Man, her hair in the pilot really sucked.

>Man, her hair in the pilot really sucked.
Always thought so too. She looked better later on.

PLEB

No, Laura was the only one who sucked, if you know what I mean.

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long hair audrey best audrey

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I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY WAIFU!

Brando parody m8

dubs and the finale is shit

DELET

god dammit

I really don't get it

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