>Schumer has Netflix streaming special
>Netflix paid $11mm for her rights
>Schumer learns Chris Rock and Dave Chappell were paid $20mm for their specials.
>demands more
>gets more
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Listen, nobody is trying to argue they wouldn't come on her tits. But wouldn't Netflix be in the right to hold her to her contract?
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Did her special get as many views?
>Demanding the same money as Rock and Chappelle
Imagine being this fucking deluded
Her last special was pretty good
I only want women to talk about their cunts and stuff in comedy come at me
Let me look in to my crystal ball:
>2018
>So Netflix, you ready to film my next comedy special? I've been writing some new jokes and really looking forward to it.
>Sounds great Amy, don't call us we'll call you.
She's getting essentially 35% less money. I'm assuming they value her as 35% less profitable and probably have the data to back that up.
I'm assuming Netflix would have totally been in the right to tell her to honor her deal or sue for damages
BESSIE?
Women are funny.Get over it.
THE BOAARRR
some women are, Schumer isn't.
this. if you cant watch this video without laughing you're probably just a sexist
if they're dumb enough to give it she deserves it
YOU'RE EVERYWHERE
laughed hard af desu
I just want to titty fuck her until I bust a nut and then use my own nut as lube to titty fuck her until I bust a second, comparatively smaller nut.
AYE, LOOK AT THOSE GREAT BIG TITS YOU COULD BURY YOUR FACE IN. IT MUST BE HER
The user reviews of her special were so negative that Netflix turned off user reviews lol. So clearly Netflix will cave for just about anything or anyone if it aligns with their politics.
Amy Schumer is unfunny and steals her jokes.
I'd cum into an old sock before I came on this fat cow.
>special was so absolutely reviled that Netflix had to completely change their rating system to save face
>she actually asked for more money afterward
Is Amy Schumer the worst "entertainer" on the planet?
11 millimeters?
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
UNLIKE MY WINE, PEASANT. FETCH IT TO ME.
I wish I was a woman so I could get special treatment. Too bad I'm not a faggot and won't dress up as trans either. Anyone who claims they need feminism in 2017 is kidding themselves. Women get special treatment, they always have, at least since the 70s.
true
nice pasta
Wow the nerve to ask for more money when she just single handedly got netflix to change the rating system because her special got such bad ratings.
If she already agreed to a contract beforehand then that's her fault for taking that payment.
Dave and Chris probably negotiated it.
What's she gonna do with an extra $9mil anyway?
Eat it?
Look further...
>"Netflix Scandal: Women underrepresented in high-paying comedy special programing!"
>Shit's coming out all my holes
Her mouth's her biggest hole for a reason.
Hahahahahhaha. You reap what you sow, Netflix. Sow, get it? Because she's a pig.
Anyway, when Netflix constantly panders to SJWs and tries to push an agenda, they simply couldn't refuse. The fact of the matter is, she is worth a lot LESS than Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle. It's an insult to two great comedians to put her on par with them.
Imagine having to work your ass off for 20+ years to become a recognized name in comedy, you started from the fucking bottom, doing comedy in strip clubs and shitty small towns but you worked your way up and can now earn big bucks because your name carries weight. Now imagine some cunt who's been stealing jokes for a couple of years and got famous because of her tits not actual hard work or talent is DEMANDING to make the same kind of money you now make, and they actually give it to her. How would you feel?
Didn't her black spandex special bombed?
Why would they give her MORE money?
We have to solve the humor gap by paying all comedians equal, being funny is a privilege
>holding a WYMYN to her contract
Well what are her ratings? If she's pulling comparable numbers, then she deserves it. As much as people hate her, she is popular. So I wouldn't be surprised if people are watching her.
Also, what's wrong with renegotiating contracts?
lets hope she eats herself to death with it.
I say 11mm was overpaid
I checked the imdb reviews, it's all negative, even from people who actually like her but got sick of her shit
Amy Schumer is not worth as much as Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle.
its like uwe boll asking for Steven Spielberg salary for a movie