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epipens?

It's that thing you use to revive people in Project Reality.

I like to call them PepePens.

Is the how by moving to a 1st world country?

An easy to use needle so people can object themselves with mediation. For example insulin for diabetes patients or medication for people with food allergies.

*Inject

Auto injector full of epinephrine, used when cunts suffer from some sorts of drug overdose and when allergic reactions take place with food, i.e. throat closing over after eating shellfish or some shit.

Diazepam pen for people who have multiple seizure disorder

haha more like EpicPenis haha

I have 4 of them stocked in case I get stung by a bee

This.

Epinephrine is adrenaline. It keeps you alive long enough to get to the hospital.

Adult males will often require two epipens.

t. Guy with a penicillin allergy.

They only last so long, bro. Bee mindful of that.

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>be me medic
>get a call
>some allergyfag ate peanuts again
>don't give him injection until he gives me his wallet

I wish we could just gas these parasites family

Its a brand name for an injector that stops allergic reactions.

The CEO is the daughter of a US Senator and has created a defacto monopoly on a product that was invented by the Department of Defense and is otherwise public domain.

Thank you Crony Capitalism.

Do you have sources on this?

How do i get a free epepe pen?

ITT:

American inbred mixlings and inferior genetic makeup.

cnn.com/2016/08/24/politics/epipens-congress-response/index.html

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I can't wait to open my free range bee farm next door to you.

Why don't retards like that always carry one around? They always put the responsibility on others. When I worked for a catering place ALL THE TIME people would be like "are you die this doesn't have X in it? Otherwise I'll DIE!" like yes bitch, that's what the chef said, and if you're so fucking worried shouldn't you take precautions?

kek

Can they make auto injector pens for stuff like heroin or benzos? Would be easy + fun.

underrated

I heard there was a generic version just about to drop and they're milking it for all its worth before then

Not always that simple. Allergies (allergens) can be sneaky.
It doesn't cost you anything to check if X was prepared with the same knife or cuttingboard as Y.

Make people responsible for their own actions?

Next you'll be telling me women who go around doing "slut walks" with their tits out aren't asking to be raped

>adult males will often require 2
Nigger how tall and heavy are you?
t. Concerned doctor

how does it feel having inferior genes?

>being allergic to bees and shit
kek i remember basically saving my neighbors life not too long ago.
he was stung a bunch of times mowing his lawn and i saw him laying in his yard all swelled, weezing and fucked in general. he managed to moan out "bathroom.. epipen "
ran it grabbed it and shoved that shit in his leg

I'm 6'1" and 200 lbs.

It feels like biodiversity, user.