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Joss Whedon

What's with all the sjw posting lately?

>Joss "Hold My Beer Dan Schneider" Whedon

Gross Whedon

Joss "Have A Seat On This Couch If You Want Me To Vouch" Whedon

Josh give me the sucky if you want to play buffy whedon

Joss "Virginity lost to the boss" Whedon
Joss "Clean this rod and call me God" Whedon
Joss "Give me muffy to be on Buffy" Whedon

Joss "Polish my knob if you want a job" Whedon

>Joss "The Hammer is my Penis" Whedon

Looking back at Dr. Horrible in a whole new light now

Joss "Work the Balls and I'll Give You a Call* Whedon.

Joss "If You Want to be Cast Put, That Dick Up My Ass" Whedon

No wait

Joss "Give me your virginity to be in Serenity" Whedon

Joss "while faith's smashing misogyny, Elizas on her knees" whedon

>Joss "the pussy slayer" whedon
>Joss "if you a hoe I'll put you in my show" whedon
>Joss "serenity is cheating on my wife" whedon
>Joss "Sings-Along While he pulls on your thong" Whedon
>Joss "AHH SARKISIAN HELP ME!" Whedon
>Joss "Cancel my marriage like you cancel my shows" Whedon
>Joss "its not rape if you're their boss" whedon
>Joss "feminism was a mistake" whedon

Joss "Sneed's Feed n' Seed" Whedon

>Joss "AHH SARKISIAN HELP ME!" Whedon
A bold synthesis.

I think that Chuck's shop was more to Whedon's liking.

Fucking kek

Joss "You Didn't See That Coming" Whedon

Joss "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I score" Whedon

Joss "if you want to be in Firefly I'm gonna make you cry" Whedon

>Joss "if you want a speaking part, you better spread those legs apart" Whedon

Joss "I have lots of money because I'm talented honey" Whedon

Joss "The studios want me because I'm incredibly talented, you see?"

a bit wordy but good job

Joss "if you wanna be on TV, you gotta let me watch you pee" Whedon

Joss "Swallow my jizz to break into showbiz" Whedon

Joss "Dan 'get in the van' Schneider" Whedon

Joss "work the shaft and the lead role you'll snatch" Whedon

Joss "suck my balls at casting calls" Whedon

Joss "get down and blow for a part on my show" Whedon

Joss "never hestitate to put a nigga on his back" whedon

>Joss "Well done R Kelly with the harem,well done HOWEVER" Whedon

Joss "Take off your blouse, appear in Dollhouse" Whedon
Joss "You can be an Avenger if you just surrender" Whedon
Joss "If you want to be Buffy your puss I must stuffy" Whedon

Joss " director cum you will feed on" Whedon

>Joss "sit on my pole if you want a good role" Whedon

good post

did joss whedon get accused of sexual harassment or something?

Full blown rapist

Joss "lasts longer than Firefly" Whedon

His ex wife called him a hypocrite in the press for calling himself a feminist . He allegedly slept with a bunch of his actresses behind her back.

Joss "Show me your neck" Whedon

Joss "pumping sluts full of jizzm while hiding behind feminism" Whedon

this is hilarious, its always the biggest SJW cucks who turn out to be sleazeballs

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well it is Whedon so why use 5 words when you can use 45 and think you are making yourself look smarter

Joss take it in the rear to boost your career Whedon.

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Joss 'Not a slouch on the couch' Whedon

Joss 'Something inside of you is on the rise' Whedon

Joss "if you want to get rich, get on the couch bitch" Whedon

Joss" slob that knob to get the job" Whedon

She called him a hypocrite because he blamed the patriarchy for making him cheat on his wife.

Joss "big boss hoss" Whedon.

Joss "I don't care if you can act as long as you let me cum on your back" Whedon

Joss "no pain no cocaine" whedon

Joss "I'll put you in Buffy if you give me that muffy" Whedon

Joss "wanna get rich, you're now my bitch" Whedon

Joss "show me that anus if you want to be famous" Whedon

Joss "I only wrote Dawn because I had the horn" Whedon

This fucking guy

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>u like when Joss phuck u, velly strung?
>u take all the way inside bitch…
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis episod
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash buffi
>ooo, wrung hole...nicce

based Joss "the raping albatross" Whedon. He is a fucking legend!

Joss "I won't sign your contract until you perform a sex act" Whedon

Joss "Rape and Pedo Boss" Whedon

Joss "got Glau to drop trow" Whedon

Joss "I made season six to fuck more teen chicks" Whedon

Joss "I gotta have Faith" Whedon

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Joss "Suck on this pee-pee if you want on TV" Whedon

Joss "if you want your own spinoff, you better take those panties off" Whedon

Bravo

Joss "Packing Dushku's Poo" Whedon

When I was in HS the gay boys got to act the most publically sexual without getting accused of being perverts
Because you know, they're gay so its okay

Joss "I didn't fuck Felicia, even I have standards" Whedon

Joss "I had Dukshu now Imma Fuck you" Whedon

>2017
>being a male feminist

Joss "Stuffy Buffy" Whedon
Joss "Make me drip I'll make you quip" Whedon
Joss "Boss" Whedon
Joss "More decadent than Sweden" Whedon
Joss "Only hoes on my shows" Whedon
Joss "Is the part worth the cost?" Whendon

Despite your rearranging the words into an unnatural order, 'snatch' does not rhyme with 'shaft'

Joss "work my pole you'll get the role" Whedon

Joss "Fucks Kids" Whedon

Joss "Supports Women's Right To Be Fucked All Night" Whedon

The time of this post was the exact time the word "cuck" lost all remaining semblance of meaning. When you can use it to describe someone so far from being a cuck that he cheats on his wife with some of the hottest women in showbiz. You've just deprived it of any purpose and weight. Sup Forums is free to wordfilter it now.

Joss "I'll fuck your shitter whilst complaining on Twitter" Whedon.

Woah thanks Word police

Epic

Curious, not a rapid fan or regular on the board, but is he known for actually doing this himself?
I did enjoy Buffy season 1, the first Avengers, & Firefly.

Joss "swallow my sauce because I'm your boss" Whedon

literally who and what did he do?

bale is so based

So, he is a feminist? Can't get much more feminist than blaming the patriarchy for your own actions.

>Joss "Puffy Vulva Slayer" Whedon

tpbp

Sounds like a sociopath to me, because of how he played his feminist card. He knows how hypocritical it is to be one, & so he says he is one for irony "no call backs". lol Still a douche, though.

If you read the excerpts from the letter he sent his wife, it's very reminiscent of that white male scum Whedon comic.

his reason is literally he knew what he was dong was wrong and against his ideals, but he's a male pig, what can he do?

He's a fucking meme come to life.

Joss "You Have To Eat All The Eggs" Whedon

No that's right. They also call him Joss "begging for a pegging" Whedon

To be fair, the patriarchy doesbear a lot of the blame here. It's common knowledge that actors offer sexual favors to Hollywood producers in order to land roles. If all the rumors through 40 years are anything close to being true, it's downright expected. The producer can demand it, but that gives the actor an upper hand. Don't know how they'll react

So these bombshells walk in, and start unzipping his pants... should he squirm? Should he push her away? Maybe he does. Let's say he does. Push her away. She starts crying. "Oh, I'm so embarrassed". Don't want that. "But I really wanted the role", they'll say. And the director, he's just a man. If he doesn't like them sucking his dick, he sure don't like them to cry. So he lets her in. Lets her suck his dick, still crying.

Just a regular day in Hollywood casting

>Joss "Suck My Cock For A Role In This Schlock" Whedon

Joss "getting offended and stuff just for the muff" Whedon

Joss "Buffy the Virgin Slayer" Whedon
Joss "Feminism after I Jism" Whedon
Joss "Filling the Wage Gap" Whedon

Joss "I wrote this line for anyone to say. Why should you get it" Whedon
Joss "Don't be a slouch, onto the casting couch"
Joss "What happens in Budapest stays in Budapest" Whedon
Joss "I'll quit twitter and if 'cast' the babysitter" Whedon