Brit/pol/ Jealousy breeds success edition

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>Today's Papers 27/8/16
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>Theresa May will trigger Brexit negotiations without Commons vote
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/26/theresa-may-will-trigger-brexit-negotiations-without-commons-vot/

>Politicians fuelled rise in hate crimes after Brexit vote, says (((UN body)))
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/26/politicians-rise-hate-crimes-brexit-vote-un-committee

>Greens' Caroline Lucas proposes Labour election pact
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37188899

>Nigel Farage speaks at Donald Trump Rally in Jackson, MS
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>Theresa May launches race audit of public services
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37194207

>Calais people-smugglers block route with tree
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-37186868

>Shroud of secrecy as Sturgeon rejects request to publish costs of taxpayer funded EU trips
express.co.uk/news/uk/704337/Shroud-of-secrecy-as-Sturgeon-rejects-request-to-publish-costs-on-taxpayer-funded-EU-trips

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we're allies britbro no jealousy here

Would you shag the bird on the right?

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Where;s Romania and Bulgaria?

If she had a decent job then yeah. But if she's on welfare, she's probably a skank.

>rumors that May is going to do Brexit without Parliament
>rumors that Aritcle 50 is happening in January

Based unwritten Constitution, no court is high enough to stop it

wtf i hate ireland now

No, she probably has diseases

Where January?

>Theresa May will trigger Brexit negotiations without Commons vote
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/26/theresa-may-will-trigger-brexit-negotiations-without-commons-vot/

But I thought Parliament was sovereign, britbongs? :^)

B-but w-we are the king of the world, dad

>she was fined 38 euros
oh the humanity

Who would Karen vote for?

The people are sovereign and parliament represent the people.

It was made clear before the ref. that the results would be honoured.

No. We entered the EEC with a Royal Prerogative and we will leave the EU with a Royal Prerogative.

Government rules this case. Not Parliament.

Telegraph. That and Davis hasn't resigned yet, that's a sign

>parliament voting to keep itself non-sovereign
>somehow this is sovereignty
What

Your talking about parliamentary supremacy, and that doesn't apply to Royal prerogatives, like in foreign policy. These are powers the PM alone posses.

>he has an elected head of state
They feel for the 'Democracy' meme

The absolute state of British banter

>french muslims built this society
Can't watch much more of this tbqhwy

IMPORTANT POLL

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I had an English breakfast recently and it was disgusting
Scrambled eggs
Beans
Toast
Literally barf

I mean, probably some meme party like the Lib-Dems. She honestly doesn't seem that political. And she lives in a safe Tory seat anyway, so it doesn't matter. If she is even registered to vote after living outside the UK for so long

checking to see if that's the one i made.

UKIP of course.

>I had an English breakfast recently and it was disgusting

kill yourself

Obviously not many of you have had the opportunity to experience an Ulster fry
Sad

What's the difference?

Lib Dems I think. Possibly the greens if she feels confident.

Daily reminder we live in the dimension where the british people voted to LEAVE the eu

>Muslims built french society
What the fuck.

>what's the difference between a challenger 2 and a challenger 1

So unelected Dear Leader May, whose party won 51% of the seats by 37% of the votes, rules by decree without answering to your elected representatives?

Good thing you left the """undemocratic""" EU, little englanders :^)

GAS THE MUZZIES
DEPORTATION NOW

Maybe I had a bad one, but does anyone know where to get a good breakfast in Newcastle ?

Well there are no beans, fried instead of scrambled eggs, the sausages are different maybe, there is potato bread, and soda bread instead of toast
And a tomato, and mushrooms

But the potato bread and soda bread are insanely superior to toast, and change the whole taste of the meal

>So unelected Dear Leader May
She is elected. That and we don't elect heads of governments, we elect legislative agendas called manifesto's which they enact.

> rules by decree
By act of parliament

>without answering to your elected representatives?
The government is formed by elected representatives

You know for having a parliament yourself, your pretty shit at understanding one

>undemocratic EU
That was one element of the EU being shit

There are many, many others

who are you kidding mates? yall just bunch of syrian immigrants pretending to be british. fuck off from this website. go fucking jump off of a bridge you little sacks of shit, while you are at it, you can make it into family event. ya know, maybe like trying to jump on ships that pass by or something like that. i dont fuckin know what you subhuman shits do. go fuckin ur goats or cousins, theyre practically the same

>What's the difference?
They refuse to call it a Full English because of reasons(same as the Scots)

Full English is the worldwide term though.

Based David Davis.

how many times must you embarass yourself with this

>But the potato bread and soda bread are insanely superior to toast, and change the whole taste of the meal

Yeah I like the soda bread you can get from the supermarkets over here but it's too expensive to have every day.

had English breakfast in a Hallmark hotel this morning.....

>sausages were appalling
>the eggs were dreadful - don't know where to start aka the yoke, undercooked poached
>the toast was supermarket trash
>the tomato's weren't skinless and boiled
>didn't even try the mushrooms
>the blackpudding was drier than a shortcake
>the beans were cheap shite
>even the hashbrowns were too dry
>the tea was average
>the bacon almost of europeans quality, thin AF and not in the least bit burned or salty

Don't know how they get away with, the tourists must think that is standard.

So it's EXACTLY the same as a Full English but instead of Black pudding and Fried bred/toast you have soda bead???? instead?

wow.

She isn't unelected.

We don't elect direct leaders like the US. We elect representatives from a party that then pick a leader.

And the UK being undemocratic does not detract 1 bit than the EU is.

Like I said: Good luck giving up your neutrality and dying for Romanians and Bulgarians when the EU army is formed.

Furthermore, this is Brit/pol/. So get the fuck out of here. We don't want or need you here.

Just a note that the UK economy dwarfs Ireland's economy and will forever dwarf it. You're an insignificant nation in the world. We're not.

fucking disgusting m8.

Burn the place down

What's your favorite meme, lads? For me it has to be Gondola.

Jahans and Pepe follow quickly behind.

BBC teaching kids how much good Islam did for the world

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ITS 2005

My favourite meme is Labour.

The combination works better without beans as well

When I'm eating a fry I like to get a little of everything on my fork at the same time and eat it like that

Also as a side note, once in England i asked for a fry and they brought me some chips

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The gift that just keeps giving.

thoughts lads?

>Furthermore, this is Brit/pol/. So get the fuck out of here. We don't want or need you here.

no :^)

>Just a note that the UK economy dwarfs Ireland's economy and will forever dwarf it. You're an insignificant nation in the world. We're not.

>UK
>significant

Suez was decades ago m8, you haven't mattered in generations.

>comparing economies by absolute GDP values

Holy shit is this the product of British """education"""?

kek

Can we unite and distance ourselves from American Domination pls? Think of how we could together control the west of the Arctic Ocean and the Northwest passage. We'd be fucking rich lad.

>tfw Ed will never be PM

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It's fake.

They are a laughing stock, don't believe that any normal person considers this normal behaviour

>We have had many long debated in University, with many professors urging us that this is the right thing to do.

I though Universities hated pressuring women into sex. What is this fucking doublethink?

The lack of talent that the Labour Party have is shocking.

Tories have Theresa May, David Davis, Liam Fox, Philip Hammond, Boris Johnson, David Cameron and even George Osborn that would be ok leaders.

The Labour party have at a stretch Yvette Cooper.

Hell, UKIP have better talent in Nigel, Steven Woolfe and Paul Nuttall.

I refuse to believe this is true.

I would shag the bird on the left. One must do one's duty to propagate the noble and honourable Anglo Saxon race.

let's post the greatest Britons

Who needs women when you've got a Freddo Frog.

You're clearly a thick Irish bell. Probably because we took all your potatoes.

Have fun dying for Romanians and Bulgarians mate :)

The SNP are my favourite meme. I wish they'd just fuck off already.

this must be fake.

where should i visit if i come over again, been to London, Brighton, Kent and Windsor. I don't need to do the usual touristy stuff, just want a chill place to vacation.

I much prefer your shitty weather over getting skin cancer if i go walking for 10 minutes.

JUST

The people are not sovereign, that is not how the Westminster system operates.

The Prime Minister deals with foreign affairs through the prerogative powers, this falls under May's powers.

Seriously what the fuck this guy is on here ALL THE TIME.

All he does is shitpost too. Every time I check Brit/pol/ he is here shitposting with the same shitty posts.

Seriously what is your deal? Don't you need to work for a living? Are you living off your mummy and daddy?

Get a fookin life!

He will always be the PM of our hearts.

source? exactly...

>you haven't mattered in generations.

Entire world begged us to stay in the EU,
Pretty sure countries with nuclear weapons matter, desu.

cecil rhodes

total nutcase but you have to love the guy

>self made multi millionaire at the age of 19

Nige, Wolfie and Nutall were wasted at UKIP tbqh

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Ireland is one of the most cucked countries in the world on par with Russia, Germany and France. Birthright citizenship that niggers and chinks abuse, nigger immigrant that been to Ireland for 6 years became a police chief, ethnics worship and not a single anti-immigrant party
youtube.com/watch?v=-xgodcJQAdM

west country

Wojak

I think it's an ideological thing. A lot of socialists want a Big Brother government to take care of their money problems i.e they want someone else to be the leader instead of them. They don't make good leaders themselves because of this.

Brit/pol/ will never have peace
Yktd
Nazis
Germans
Irish
Scottish
Russian
Shitposters everywhere

At least they come in waves usually

This.

Norn

see

Go to Scotland/Wales to do some hillwalking.

Fuck off, potato nigger.

OP knows we are jealous.. Looking forward to imitate your success, only with civil war.

Favourite meme is the game that no one cares about anymore

The French have always had us beat when it came to killing their countrymen, I will admit.

What about gommunists

What's good britbong beer like
good american beer to me (it is a subjective thing, after all) is a nice dry IPA with a stiff kick, a great is a black IPA with lots of coffee/toasted hops/pine

tell me about britbong beer

Nah. They engineered the Brexit. Not a waste.

I'm not even sure it's that.

I mean take Owen Smith. OK track record. Nothing controversial.

Then 3 days ago he says "We need to bring ISIS around the table for talks."

Like how the fuck can you be so thick?

It's not a FUCKING game.

We are quite into our craft beers and ales desu senpai
bestofbritishbeer.co.uk/

Northern Irish posters remain loyal to brit/pol/ through thick and thin

>Ireland is one of the most cucked countries in the world on par with Russia

Is it really that bad over there. I thought you guys treated minorities like total shit?

>Birthright citizenship

I'm fairly sure we got rid of that in 2004.

Seems like you mattered more when you were in the EU then, user :^)

>Like how the fuck can you be so thick
He's a career politician, they're all like that

The one where everyone pretends to be Tories.

Most Tory leaders do degrees that are almost impossible to get into, like PPE at Oxford. That shit is like 5 two hour lectures a week, as well as 2 two-thousand word essays, and they are also expected to read up to two books a week. All in all it adds up to about 40 hours of studying a week for three years. You've got to be pretty fucking intelligent and competent to get through that. The Tories promote people with a brain.

Labour on the other hand like to recruit people with a poorer education, based mostly on how they can make their voters feel. They promote people with hearts. Corbyn even has a programme for educating (definitely not indoctrinating) uneducated members of the working classes to become MPs (definitely not Corbynite yes-men).

Who would you trust more in Parliament, Fat Al who lives down the road and thinks he is a political God because he is a member of the Labour Party, or a student who spent years of his life studying the ins and outs of Politics, Philosophy, and Economics?

Disclaimer, I'm not saying the Tories are perfect, in fact they are very far from it as they are mainly dominated by people who are out of touch with the poor, however they are far better than the morons that find their way into the Labour cabinets and shadow cabinets.

Britbong beer is the best in the world. I've been to the US alot and you do have some decent beers. (Shipyard Brewery in Maine springs to mind).

But compared to proper British Ale everything else wilts in comparison. Sorry mate.

Or maybe it's just what I grew up with so I like it more.