/got/ General - Robert Baratheon Edition

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GOD TIER:
Euron Greyjoy
Night's King
Robert "the Hammer" Baratheon

CHAD TIER:
the Bronn of Blackwater
Jamie the Lannister

JOBBER TIER:
Sandor "the Hound that rides" Clegane
Beric Dondarrion
the Ross of Myr
Theon "Reek" Greyjoy

cuck TIER:
Tyrion the Lannister
Ser Davos "the Onion Knight" Seaworthy
Jon "Jaehaerys Targaryen" "Snow" "Stark" Sand-Baratheon

Hey Bobby-posters, I killed your King by giving him so much wine he couldn't fight the boar, and now I'm fucking his wife. Who really won?

Oh, looks like Cersei's calling me. Go fetch some wine, cuckolding your King is thirsty work :)

CAREFUL MODS, CAREFUL NOW

AND HARRENHALL!!??!

Like so?

CEASE THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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I'D LET HIS WHOLE TRIBE FUCK YOU, ALL 40,000 MEN AND THEIR HOOOOOOOORSES TOO!

What do you intend to do with that hammer, friend? Knock down a house?

RUN MY KINGDOM NED

Why was Bobby chubby-chasing with the common folk on the feast instead of sitting on the seat of honour with the rest of the nobles/royals?

aaggghh...

THE WINE IS MINE, YOUR GRACE!

Jeez it sure is boring around here...

Not gonna lie lads, this new meme is getting rather boar-ing

GODS I WAS A BOAR THEN

GO RUN BACK TO R/FREEFOLK, WE DO NOT FALTER AGAINST THE PLEBBITORS

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Forgot pic jesus

WHO NAMED YOU, SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER?

Post the night king napolean dynamite webm

STUPID BOY, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE BBOOOOAAARRRRRR

MISOGYNY!!!!!!11

Reminder that Robert-posting is reddit.

Jaime canonically engages in and enjoys [consensual] period sex. Why don't you, /got/?

'“The Others can take the septons.” He kissed her again, kissed her silent, kissed her until
she moaned. Then he knocked the candles aside and lifted her up onto the Mother’s
altar, pushing up her skirts and the silken shift beneath. She pounded on his chest with
feeble fists, murmuring about the risk, the danger, about their father, about the septons,
about the wrath of gods. He never heard her. He undid his breeches and climbed up and
pushed her bare white legs apart. One hand slid up her thigh and underneath her
smallclothes. When he tore them away, he saw that her moon’s blood was on her, but it
made no difference.

“Hurry,” she was whispering now, “quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime
Jaime Jaime.” Her hands helped guide him. “Yes,” Cersei said as he thrust, “my brother,
sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you’re home now, you’re home now, you’re
home.” She kissed his ear and stroked his short bristly hair. Jaime lost himself in her
flesh. He could feel Cersei’s heart beating in time with his own, and the wetness of blood
and seed where they were joined.'

In Game of Thrones you would be the MAD king

Good. Let it destroy /r/freefolk.

QUIET, WOMAN

NEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!

THE TARGERYAN WHOOOOORE WITH THE GLOBALIST HOAAAAAARDDDDE AT HER BACKKK!!

RUN MY KINGDOM !!!! WIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEE BOOOOOYYY!!!

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Hey Bobby, tell me where whores go or I'll shoot you.

kill yourself you racist NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE

SUMMON THE SQUIDILAH

Kek, good one user. Saved

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THE WHOOORES ARE IN HARRENHALL!

DANY AGHHHHHH

YOU AFRAID OF A DEAD WHOOORRRREEE?

WHERES DAVOS1!!!! WE NEED TO FIGHT THA KNIGHT KING

THE TARGARYEN BOOARRRR IS PREGANT OF THE DOTHRAKI HOOOORDE

>that link

>Jaime pull up that etching of Robert getting killed by that boar
>*leans over table*
>by the seven... that thing could tear your kingdom to shreds

1st for Night King

Reminder Trucks are canon in the show

>ALPHA GOD TIER

EVEN NOW I CAN CUT YOU UP LIKE A BOAR

ancient wight walker technology

MADds Mikkelsen would have been a better Euron, doncha think ?

Leave him alone, your grace. You're torturing the poor boy.

Why is Robin Preston's icon?

CAREFUL, IMP, CAREFUL

Because he identifies with an incapable child

K I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I K E

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you fuckers, d&d already outmemed you in season 6

Put yourself in his shoes.
You've been king of a continent for 17 years and haven't had a true fight since the greyjoy rebellion and now you're on holiday up north. Do you:
>A. Sit with your wife who hates your guts and you who you cannot stand
>B. Fuck drunk sluts who will let you do literally anything to them

Don't we all?

Sir Barristan help me, Lancel gave me too much wine!

THE USURPER'S DOOOOOOOGS ARE CHASING MY DOTHRAKI WHOOOOORE

What episode is this shot from?

NEEEED

FETCH THE LANCEL STRETCHER

WHY DID WE GO OUT ON A HUNT WITH FOUR MEN AND NO HOORRRRRRRRRSES

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First for Rhaegar, causing depression and sexual addictions to anyone he wants

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

That's the first time i see someone this mad here

Pls continue

someone already did, though it's bob not davos

YOU SEE NED, THEY STILL CALL ME USURPER

Real talk here I wish Bobby had slapped the shit out Renly during that scene. What unmitigated faggot he was. This is the same faggot he gave Storms End too.

>CG chinks are too busy animating flying lizards than covering a truck with a fake rock
Filthy insect race I swear.

kill yourself kike

This is how the people look who use "Reddit Kike"

>lord baelish I'm afraid I bear grave news
>it's about your son harren hall

Ned, I warned you this would happen, back in the North. I warned you, but you didn't care to hear. Well, hear it now: I want them dead. The whore and boar both, and that fool Viserys as well. Is that plain enough for you? I want them both dead.

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>Rhaegarpepe
>Rhaegarpepe
>Rhaepepe
>Rhape
>Rape
>Rape
>Rape

This is from the BTS video, not the episode.

this is great

Did you know nazis originally planned to remove all Jewish ppl to MADagascar ?

Not even kidding

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had rare roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy cried "THE WHORE IS PREGNANT" all the way home.

SURROUNDED BY LANCEL LANNISTERS

fuck off back to your degenerate cuck circlejerk /utg/ IRC, you low subhuman kike, you nigger cuck

DO YOU LIKE COCK FAGGOT?

that's how everyone in this general looks like m8

There's no Night King, only the Night Kang. The white walkers were actually black walkers.

Yeah that's the stuff.

*makes the 8 with Lyanna*

he loves him for some reason. Preston may be a feminist, but at least he calls out the show on its bullshit. Plus he's very clearly autistic. Don't act like he isn't /ourpreston/

/got/ BTFO

the (((holocaust))) never happened, but it should have, you KIKE

>1000 braincells have been removed from your account

>Not 'Rare Pepe'
You fucked up.

The Fellowship of the Ring

I was away for a few weeks or so. What the fuck happened to /got/?

>Jaime canonically engages in and enjoys [consensual] period sex. Why don't you, /got/?
But I do.

kill yourself kike

naming it hot pie or game of scones or something would be better

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THE GRAVY HOTPIE, DON'T FORGET ABOUT IT