Does anyone else just want to put a canadian and an australian together in a room and see how they react?
It is well known that canadians and australians are known shitposter both online and in real life. What would happen if these two are in close proximity of each other.
I've been to straya, we just try to out drink one another
Christopher Gutierrez
we'd beat the shit out of them for fun and then theyd try to play it off as if they were just kidding
aussies have no bants, no spines either.
Ian Collins
>Canadians >Shitposting without ending the comment with a soh-ree
Jack Brooks
can confirm with the aussies I've met here they also definitely give/take the bantz
Eli Turner
IRL Aussies are bro as fuck
Liam Myers
Came here to post this
Connor Russell
>Canadians >Not just saying the stupidest shit ever and calling it banter
Canadians have no class. Ausfags would rip canacucks 3 new vaginas.
Landon Wilson
why do you think god put canada and australia on opposite sides of the planet
Justin White
>says the american
ok tyrone
Robert Wood
i literally beat up Australians every day for fun they are weak little bitches
Parker White
I dont know man, they have posted sick bants before. The are a close second with asutralians being the first
Dylan Jones
That's a very good point. I can't even imagine what the world would be like if aussies and canuks lived next to each other
Nathaniel Williams
>hark, the mountain jew sings
Jeremiah Ross
When do the Aussies come?
Austin Jackson
I've got heaps of Canadian friends from gaming. They're cool because whilst they're good natured and polite, they can still banter like mad cunts. They also never bring up boring politics, which is good because Aus politics doesnt matter either.
Anthony Hernandez
>Canadians >shitposters
Lmao
Daniel Gomez
Now cunt!
>*loosens belt*
Anthony Nguyen
>Indian >literal shitposting on the streets
Owen Bailey
N-no Bruce, please!
Austin Diaz
>thinking that leafs are shittposting and they're not just literally retarded topcuck
Logan Ortiz
Put a filthy roo into a Canadian climate and they would freeze to death.
Zachary Kelly
I'd beat the shit out of any fucking leafs.
Ethan Brooks
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Anthony Taylor
0 degrees is not cold poof
Oliver Campbell
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Joshua Cook
who summoned the ausfag
Adrian Foster
>pajeet
>literal uncontrolled shitting
Juan Sullivan
please put me in a room w/ a qt aussie girl
Kayden Hernandez
You would know. Canada is literally an indian colony nowadays
Caleb Clark
Get a Finn in there too.
Benjamin Adams
Nice try. BC had a shithouse ski season and let me assure you that myself and hundreds of other 'filthy roos' did not freeze. Conversly, you guys sweat at +10C so even our winter would even kick your ass.
I rarely come across Canadians like you, what's your story for being a cunt?
Adrian Powell
Aussies shitpost in real life Canadians don't.
The canuck would just sit and listen to insults and go "hehe, good joke" without ever giving back.
Laughing at the Canadians in this thread pretending otherwise
Blake Jackson
>implying it's not the same Tribe shitposter behind kosher proXies
Here, have a mummy. The Tribe hates mummy.
Matthew Foster
>I rarely come across Canadians like you, what's your story for being a cunt?
Hello? I'm Canadian.
Lincoln Gutierrez
I used to think finns were the ultimate shitposters around the time spurdo first got popular. That was before I came here and saw what true shitposting was from canadians and aussies.
I respect them in that regard. I really do
Dylan Gray
leaf vs aussie
Lucas Baker
I dated an australian shitposter as a canadian and it is fun times
Jeremiah Johnson
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Ethan Nelson
>canadian "cuisine"
Carter Morgan
Yeah I know.. Hence why I said "Canadians like you".
Can one of you yanks tell me what his point was?
Carter Lewis
SCARF DOWN BARF!
Hunter Smith
Check out Manitoba winters, with the windchill it goes lower than -40 regularly. Even we freeze sometimes.
Adam Martinez
My freezer is -20 and it doesn't seem that cold
Easton Carter
Which is selling its children's future to the Asians faster?
P.s. Dingo Shark Bait Niggers will destroy syrup niggers in bants. Not even close
Joshua Rodriguez
This is a 10 out of 10 in your country
Asher Jenkins
Does it blow at 40-80 kmph? Where I am there are weeks where exposed skin can get frostbite in under 5 minutes.
Isaiah Butler
That's a 10/10 in my country you stupid sod
Camden Gray
How can a leaf compete?
Ayden Clark
What?
Josiah Jones
Who gives a shit They're both shitcunts
Samuel Thomas
mostly this
Wyatt Baker
Straya shitposts, Canadia is vaginal discharge
Canada can't compete desu.
Jackson Hall
A FUCKING REEF
Ethan Lopez
The real question is which is more disgusting, poutine or Vegemite?
Charles Young
-20 doesn't seem cold in a freezer so I see how you think it's not that cold here. I meant that it can be -20 here but the wind blows at like 55kmph so with the windchill factor it's -35. So when we get northern cold fronts we commonly start at -35 and with the windchill we could be as low as -50. That's just an example, I remember a few years ago when Manitoba was actually colder than Mars for a few days.
Jason Turner
No but your sister does.
Luke Turner
Australians are the better shitposters. Canada is just retarded.
Kayden Campbell
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Dominic Richardson
Funny thing I was in New Orleans a few weeks ago and was at a bar with a Canuck and Aussie. The Canuck was uptight but I had a laugh with the Aussie. Gave him shit over the emu wars, he was surprised I knew about them.
Isaiah Cook
Being peacefully invaded by asians isn't so bad... They either integrate or they dont... depends mainly on their age and language skills. Neither in each scenario demand that we redesign our culture and customs to suit the one's in the country they came from.
I used to not like it, until Sweden happened. Thank fuck for oceans, if you manage to make it here in the first place chances are you weren't born in a mud hut raised into a rape culture.
Charles Ross
Haha, yeah she's trans so you probably would know all about her frostbite ;p
Sebastian Peterson
mfw I was roommates with a certain Canadian mayors son when he was on exchange.
I didn't hang out with him much but we smoked a few joints together.
Gavin Bennett
hey we're being peacefully invade by asians too! We have so much in commons like asians and deadly poisonous everything. except the deadly poisonous part.
Colton Walker
>She's trans.
It's reckless use of pronouns like this that will get you exiled to a life of living with beavers.
Ryan Perry
>things that didn't fucking happen
Nathan Sullivan
Yeah I know you've got asians haha. My friend and I were the only whites in a 30 minute line through immigration on entry via *drumroll* Vancouver.
Brandon Butler
>hermit burger can't imagine interesting things happen to people that leave their bedroom
Logan Adams
I don't know what the big deal is about this board and the Vietnamese, they're typically good people who work hard and attain goals and assimilate when outside of the home, but fuck the Chinese
Thomas Edwards
Dem corner store aren't gonna run themselves. Yet.
>habitually lying cunt makes up lies on Cambodian rice painting forums to seem interesting
John Wood
>Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I scream; FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Luke Wilson
I did a barrel roll on a boogie board once
Logan Sanchez
Soylent Green is people!!!!11!
Lucas Morris
DORITOS IS PEOPLE!!
Easton Price
Righto, the Sup Forums kids are here.
Night guys.
Alexander Evans
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