PLOP IN SHOP

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>MUH GUANO IN DA SHOPPO

Typical Americans

meadow muffin
>MEADOW MUFFIN INTO THE JEAN

Looks like the Americans have some leaky, leaky bumholes!

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SHART IN MART
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Rarely see Americans in Britain, nice find OP!

PLOP IN YE OLDE SHOPPE

SHART

IN MART

How do you know he didn't just sit on something dirty?

What's really scary about these pictures is that all of them are wearing sweatpants, which are very unforgiving and show people's shit quite prominently.

This means that what we're seeing is only the tip of the iceberg, many more people are probably shitting themselves in other kinds of pants and we just can't see it.

>we're seeing is only the tip of the shitberg

ftfy

How come you know so much about sharting?

Back from Walmart, just took a healthy dump while walking through sporting goods.

Feels good.

TRUCK ON KEK

I never leave the house without my leak proof shart protector

LEAKING BROWN RANCH IN THE AUTOMOTIVE BRANCH
NO ANAL RELENTER IN THE HOME & GARDENING CENTER
BROWN INSURGENCY IN THE PHARMACY
VERY SMELLY IN THE DELI
POP A SQUAT IN THE PARKING LOT
CONSTIPATION DEFEATOR NEAR THE WALMART GREETER
VIOLENT SHARTS NEAR THE SHOPPING CARTS
FECAL EJECTION IN THE ELECTRONICS SECTION
BROWN STAIN IN THE CHECKOUT LANE
ASS EXPLOSION NEAR THE SCENTED LOTION
BROWN MILE IN THE FROZEN AISLE
SAUSAGE NO BUN IN AISLE 1
DOODOO IN AISLE 2
ANUS IS FREE IN AISLE 3
TURD ON THE FLOOR IN AISLE 4
ASS COMES ALIVE IN AISLE 5
PICK-UP-SHITS IN AISLE 6
SPHINCTER GOES TO 11 IN AISLE 7
DEFECATE IN AISLE 8
THE WHOLE PLACE IS MINE AT AISLE 9
SMELLS LIKE A MEXICAN IN AISLE 1O
BACTERIA HEAVEN IN AISLE 11
SHIT YOURSELF IN AISLE 12
FINNISH CUISINE IN AISLE 13

AMERICANS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>I love the smell of shitty pants in the morning
>That shit smell, that diarrhea smell
>Smells like...Victory

That's ASDA - UK and that's mud not shit.

Nice try SHART.

FUCK YOU DAD, YOU'RE OLD!

stop appropriating our culture

Shart in Mart>Plop in Shop

Why do you think this is offensive to Americans ?


Pro tip: anything that steps into Walmart is automatically trash

Sorry to spoil your fun

But hey , great meme !

Really trying to force this one lately too !

SHARTH VADER

DEPRAVEMENT ON THE PAVEMENT

Bonglandistanian > American

Lol !

Wew Lad

I PERSONALLY LIKE TO TAKE MY MORNING SHARTS AT THE LOCAL WALGREENS

AND THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOME OF THE SHAAAAAAAAART

You faggots in bongland eat worse than us and you know it

Burger is all category of food triangle

You're beef wellington and spotted dick are just emulation of Muhammad's wiener

Muslim loving cunt

Top kek

There really must be something in the fast food. As said only low income families go to WalMart for everything. I suspect it is something in the fast food (which is the primary nutrition for these people) that causes this.

That said, I love the meme, and it's not forced. You can't force this much OC. The only reason it doesn't bother Americans like it does Indians is because 50% of them are shitting on the streets whereas you're seeing much smaller numbers in the states (although it's still common enough that I believe it is a trend)

FRIES!

>the salty sharter

please delete this thread in its entirety

kthxbai xD rawr :3

>60%

Ya , literally everyone there is making less than 25k a year.

Walmarts main income is food stamps from dirty niggers and spics
And the occasional white trash

Rate my OC then, ameribro

10/10

The red cross foundation needs to shut the fuck up.

You literally are the most insignificant piece of shit on earth. How does it feel to be such a piece of useless shit.

Even our sharts are more talked about than your tiny country

7/10. Make the sunburst a brown splatter.

From what I understand, it's a very popular "diet pill" out in the Midwest that does it. It's effectively a laxative, and makes your dookie super oily and prone to just running out of you.

This

It's England, you fucktard. The £ sign should give that away.

>tfw Americans call me dad

Asda (shop in pic) is owned by walmart
so still shart in mart
didn't have to change a thing you dumb burger

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So Amerisharts confirmed as new Pajeets.

I actually suspected is 2 things. 1 is a high amount of oil in the foods at these restaurants and secondly in either the Shadows or the myriad of medicine that Americans take there is a particular chemical that causes the muscles to loosen and not be fully within their control. I'm actually right about this no less than two weeks ago at the start of the short and Morty meme. There is something out there that does cause the sphincter muscle to not be a voluntary muscle movement- e.g. having it be closed as a default.


Nice. Now stamp the yellow thing under it

American culture is always a big subject

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Is this just India trying to get back at us for poo in loo.

Thing is I don't even care, I think that's why this meme won't take off, I kind of just think it's funny.

Ya , at least you realize , now bow to me , eat my farts and taste my salty balls kiddo .

You must feel really tough sitting on your fucking computer , snowed in , Muhammad's dick waiting around every corner , every alley way...

Like father like son

Make it brown.