What is the most red pilled martial art? What does Sup Forums approve of?
My area has BJJ, Judo, Boxing, Krav Maga, and Kenpo Karate.
Karate seems shit, boxing seems nigger tier, Krav is a Jewish meme. I'm leaning towards Judo or BJJ. Fights usually end on the ground.
boxing and kick boxing are the best for street fighting hands down. end the fight as soon as possible.
>karate
it gets a bad reputation desu, but i don't think its that bad, sure its not the best for street fighting but its a very balanced martial art.
Tai chi
You can manipulate the kek around you
>Fights usually end on the ground
It's kinda funny how a false meme from the mid-90s is kind of immortal.
Then again, you're American.
Most Eastern martial arts are actually designed to facilitate the mind-body connection and to train yourself physically and mentally.
Additionally, they also have a strong moral code of conduct and always emphasize restraint and humility.
It's what makes martial arts so great.
Anything as long as it isn't something faggy like aikido.
Anyone else notice Germany starting to rival Canada in terms of really abnoxious shitposters that no one likes?
It must be the irritation that comes with your country becoming completely cucked.
Anything but krav maga.
if its martial arts of your culture, then its even better
>It must be the irritation that comes with your country becoming completely cucked.
Ditto
BJJ is the way to go. It's easy for most people's builds and extremely efficient.
Kek wills it. German cucked forever
Most are quite good to be honest. Anything that promotes fitness and discipline is great in my opinion.
>He feels it
Sorry, fatass, but I'm not the guy who believes in dank memes from the 90s.
And of course, it's always funny to listen to American delusions:
>It must be the irritation that comes with your country becoming completely cucked.
He says this while being ruled over by a literal muslim Kenyan and literally having interracial porn on at least 3 other tabs.
Land of the geek, home of the slave indeed.
Krav Maga and Close Combat
The others are meme tier.
Did boxing for a year and enjoyed it, exhausting but got me fit and capable of defending myself. Gonna take up MMA this year. Also what the fuck is a "red pilled martial art"?
>a meme from the 90's
>completely denying reality documented by hundreds of hours of video found all throughout the Internet
Why are you saying fights don't go to the ground when they do? Literally just go watch a few of thousands of examples.
Wrestling is the way to go. Damn near every public school in America has a class already so if you're under 18 there's no reason not to get into it. It doesn't even cost anything.
If you're an adult Brazilian jiu-jitsu is probably the way to go but it has a higher cost of entry since the equipment is expensive. If you're poor just go with boxing.
>what the fuck is a "red pilled martial art"?
Your newfag is showing
Bumping for karate !
Doing martial arts will help your body and mind.
Tai Chi is easily the best martial art
A gun.
>red pilled martial art?
MARKSMANSHIP
gun fu, and maybe tai chi
Filipino Kali
Take your jewjuitsu somewhere else.
bjj, breaks opponent mentally
As i child my brother and I took Aikido and I broke my brother collar bone flipping him. So take judo.
IM 30TH DEGREE BLACK BELT IN KRAV MAGA. I ALSO AM QUITE CONDITIONED IN MOST MARTIAL ARTS.
I CAN BEAT ANYONE HA. I DONT NEED A GUN BECAUSE I CAN STOP BULLETS WITH MY CHI.
HA. I CAN BEAT ANYONE. ALL THOSE UFC FIGHTERS ARE LITTLE PUSSYS. REAL FIGHTERS DONT FIGHT FOR ENTERTAINMENT LIKE CONNOR MCFAGGER AND NATE DIAZ FAGGOT TRAILER TRASH ASS.
HA. I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF PUSSYS EVERY DAY.
Kung Fu. It's the best Martial Arts proven by history. Monks could literally beat entire armies with the use of their hands, feet and wooden sticks.
I love watching videos where people fuck with the wrong one.
Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Bruce Lee
as an expert on the topic, bjj is the least redpilled. its a boarderline cult
here's what you do, get your blue belt and then stop wasting your money, you don't need anything past blue belt techniques unless you are a tournament fighter, things start to get silly with impractical inversions and retarded guard positions
Funny shit, broke my collarbone in aikido. Guess I just can't break fall for shit. I stick to serrada now.
I'm sure that moral code's gonna help you when faced by a group of 6 dindus. To answer OPs question, boxing probably takes first place. Voluntarily going to the ground in a street fight is suicide (BJJ and wrestling raus), and you're not gonna be using kicls as most shoes are shit to pivot in (muay thai and kickboxing raus). Hence boxing.
>martial arts
Fist fighting is not martial arts. No one uses fist fighting for war fighting.
"Learning martial arts" would be learning marksmanship and field maneuvering.
Until his friend breaks your skull physically by using it as a football because you're too busy tussling with his homie on the ground to notice the second threat.
too sad & pathetic to be laughable
HEMA
>belts
Just stay white belt and learn different martial arts until the belt is dirty enough.
Be like water my friend.
Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own.
>Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless
exactly, which is why I said don't bother going past your blue belt
I used to practice Taekwondo, but it's not that usefull in real life.
>boxing seems nigger tier
Between the martial arts that you described, Boxe is the only white
Shitposting in Canada has collapsed I'm not sure exactly what has happened. People are actively trying to bait Canada into shitposts and Canada is increasingly becoming resistant to it.
Its already been 9 months of weedman and I think the country is all memed out.
Krav Maga
Swift, brutal, decisive, identify & eliminate threat.
>>Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless
>exactly, which is why I said don't bother going past your blue belt
I hear ya m8. Karate, then Okinawa Kempo and mui tai and BJJ dude here.
My teacher told me belts are useful for holding up pants.
Boxing is the alpha tier.
If you can work out range (accurately gauging where your opponent is and where he will be when you throw your punch so you land and don't miss - more difficult than it sounds) slip punches and throw a punch correctly you'll handle yourself well in any fight.
I used to box and I know what I'm talking about.
The brain damage is a thing though. I've never been ko'd but I've seen stars and had my peripheral vision go dark, verge of being knocked out etc.
Headaches too.
Learn how to box and learn how to grapple/defend takedowns with something like BJJ and you're good.
Just don't be a bully and use these skills when necessary, they're the foundation of every good man who isn't a beta regressive cuck.
Is kung fu actually useful for combat or is it just a chink meme? Wing Chun seems pretty cool
I don't actually train or fight. I just watch a lot of mma. I know all the names and faces. When watching the fight I tell the people at the bar what he or she should have done and how the fight would've have gone. Don't you just love people like me.
I think its one of those things where kung fu only works when the other guy is trying to do kung fu back at you
Krav Maga
the jews got something right
boxing + wrestling is the best combination
you want to avoid going to the ground at all costs unless you want to be stomped by other people
That's what I figured. Oh well, the movies are cool.
Jeet Kune Do works. Bones Jones fucks people with that quick strait knee kick to own the distance.
Much of martial arts seems limited by their respective "styles".
If you want something for actual self defense, I'd guess the more 'simple and brutal' ways of fighting is better. Something like boxing, MMA, or shit like that.
>hand to hand fighting
>2016
No. Unarmed fighting is crap. Just arm yourself.
It's better to know any sort of martial arts that none if you wanna do better in combat.
But much shit is limited by "styles" of fighting.
If you want the best for self defense, you're probably looking at
The most violent one. That's what it's all about to start with, violence.
They're all effective if you've put plenty of legit practice and sparring in and apply a healthy does of physical fitness into the equation.
BJJ is based. BJJ and boxing.
Only betas use guns against a unarmed enemy
kali/silat
To be well rounded in all forms of combat is the way grasshopper. When you can snatch this red pill from my hand you will no longer be a cuck.
bruces jeet kune do shuns that kind of rigid thinking
I've noticed it too user, not sure why the torch is being passed.
Kickboxing
Fucking boxing plebs- your legs are stronger and longer than your arms if you learn how to kick someone properly you're sorted.
I samefagged the hell out of that.
Remember kids; Don't do drugs.
guns are only effective at a range of 21+ feet
if you have a sidearm holstered and an attacker is any closer than that they will be on top of you before you can draw and fire any type of effectual shot. maybe you will get lucky and pop one off in the scramble and hit them
Take bjj and also train Thai boxing and pepper in some judo and grappling
If you take bjj from a reputable gym then you will naturally pick up some judo and grappling and most bjj gyms also teach Thai boxing. What area do you live?
Then you will be a man.
I practiced muay thai for a few years and boxing prior to that. I still prefer to carry a pistol and knife.
They bring a fight to me, fuck fair.
BJJ and boxing.
This man is coming at you with a verbal affirmation that he's going to put his thumbs into your eyes sockets and lift you off the ground by your head until you perish. What do?
No weapons allowed and he's probably faster than you.
>Tai chi
This if you can find a Tai Chi school that spars or one that also trains San Shou/Sanda. American freestyle wrestling plus boxing or kickboxing is another great combination.
> inb4 BJJ, you faggots don't know shit about striking
> inb4 MMA, it's not a style, it's just rules
> inb4 ground fightan roolz, brah. Can't fight on the ground if you get choked out in mid-air.
Sounds like you have absolutely no idea how fighting works. Your internet research doesn't count cupcake. Keep being ass raped by bjj.
>what are the Gracie challenges?
I took tae kwon do as a kid.
Trains you to kick the shit out of your opponent.
I enjoyed kicking people.
I'm thinking of starting Muay Thai this year. Is it a good martial art?
youtube.com
this guy taught me some things personally, its really amazing what they can do when they are going at it
he's right, those statistics were taken from LAPD records of how often they need to take someone down when they are under arrest.
yeah no shit you need to put a struggling perp on the ground so you can tie his arms behind his back
most fights end in a flash KO from the feet, they don't end up on the ground
>what are the Gracie challenges?
propaganda mostly
I'm a soldier. I have no honor. As long as I survive, that's what matters.
At that range you just pull out your knife and let his momentum do all the stabbing for you. Also pocket sand.
Krav MAGA
He puts his thumbs into my eye sockets and lifts me off the ground by my head until I parish
>what are the Gracie challenges?
a series of marketing campaigns launched by the Gracies in which they fought and submitted hand picked opponents in order to portray their meme art in a positive light
You are completely unaware of how incredibly fast some professional gun fighters can draw and shoot. You are also unaware point blank draw drills.
>At that range you just pull out your knife
At the range. That's where you need to stay.
t. Resident of a country whose martial art constitutes the entirety of their economy
Also, Zimzam managed to flimflam Trayvon whilst in a hand to hand struggle.
Plenty of tricks size doesn't matter it's not like in your action movies where they fighting for minutes straight and break walls without getting k.o.ed
Its happening within seconds
-Kick him right in his shrinky pea sized balls and aim for his nostril or other weak parts like eyes
-his throat in
-cheap shot: make a swift scratch for his left or right eye to get his head distracted for one side and give a straight punch for his jaw (preferably right under his ear)
No matter what dont fall for the 'pin 'em down' shit
Gracie was/is a legend. Joe schmoe isn't a Gracie. We learned bjj in army combatitives and it is useless unless you practice 8 hours a day for decades if Tue person your fighting/sparing is stronger and has more cardio. The only time I had an issue is when a 300lb fat bitch started in the mount and literally just laid there. Her fat body just engulfed my entire being. Didn't have that problem with men as they had a natural desire to actually fight.
Top tier knife guy vs fat cops, in a million year old video. This is a delicious cherry you picked.
my fist is faster than your kick and takes less distance to hit your temple. There's a reason that even most kickboxing fights that end in tko/ko end from a punch. If you don't know how to fucking punch then you have no business getting in a fight.
Do you want a martial art? Or a way? Do you know the difference? Do you just want to learn to fight? It all matters.
If you want to learn to fight quick try krav maga I guess. Nothing can really do that but it will come closest as long as your instructor is ok. They go for dead simple easy to remember basic stuff and drill it, which is not a bad idea.
Boxers typically destroy everyone else in street fights historically. Not because boxing is all that good but because boxers learn to really throw hard punches and really absorb hard punches and very few 'martial artists' truly do that on any regular basis.
BJJ is very good but you need to be a little more patient to really pick it up, there's a lot less of the real simple easy to understand 'smash him quick and keep smashing him' stuff you'd get from krav maga.
Kenpo might be ok with a good teacher, but I haven't met one. Japanese shaolin. Decent techniques but without the right level of training to apply them was what I saw.
Judo isn't a martial art (or way, despite the name) it's a sport. A lot like Boxing, or (high school, freestyle, greco-roman) Wrestling even moreso. Good way to get in shape. Probably sufficient to defend yourself in the rare instance you really need to, but not really a combat art and not at all focused on teaching you to fight in the street.
Most 'martial arts' schools are less than that though, they're 'builders of confidence' and their goal isn't to teach you to fight either. It's to help you overcome obesity and/or shyness and lack of confidence. Any of them will work fine for that.
enjoy your meme art. Grappling is for fags. Learn to stand and fight like a man.
This graph is great, OP. I followed it and it lead me to what I love anyway, which is judo. If I were you, and assuming you don't have a bullshit health condition that precludes you from strike arts as I do, I would advise boxing, kyokushin if you have experience with the weeb arts, muay thai or kickboxing. Kickboxing is effective but it's a gay burger homogenisation of other styles like everything else Americans 'invent'. Back to grappling though, sambo is supposed to be absolutely amazin gif you can get it. Rasslin is good too. I love PJs mesen though. Choking someone out with their own t-shirt is the shit.
>Purple belt in BJJ
>Wrestled in college D2
>Boxing and kickboxing for about 2 years now
It's like asking what tool is the best to build a house, they all have there applications. But I have some experience with fighting sports so I figure in a one on one fight
>grappling over striking
>comes down to wrestling and BJJ
Hard to pick because they work so well off of each other and eventually you just become a better all around grappler. But without wrestling (or Judo) how do you get your opponent on the ground so you can even use your BJJ? So because of that I would pick wrestling, BJJ relies on wrestling, wrestling does not rely on submissions to win a fight, just dominate position and pound the opponents face in with punches and for position control wrestling>BJJ.
But I like BJJ way more than wrestling.
Karate gets is a shit reputation from the Mcdojos teaching kids to kick first.
Kicking is fucking brutal, but very ,very few people ever train enough to be fast or strong enough to make it work. It does, however, look flashy, so bullshit schools pumping out new belt colors ever few days focus on it so parents will dish out the cash.
Im going to say something controversial but I honestly think its all horseshit. You should study the one that gives you highest self esteem. If you like the culture of Karate just do it. If you wrestled in high school just do BJJ. If you are goth and want to destroy bodies because you like the game Hatred do Krav Maga. Or MAGA makes you laugh.
Do you love Kung Fu movies, do that. I would definitely look for San Shou so you can at least defend yourself a little bit.
Do what you will be happy learning. If you have a specific interest in a culture do their martial art. Yes, even Capoeria. Because you know what at the end of the day, its your life, its your body and you need to be happy. Because two things will normally happen:
a) You will get sucka punched or otherwise surprise attacked by like 4 Muslims or Blacks and you need a lot of luck to survive especially if they have shivs/bowies
b) They will shoot you and your training you hated to learn and spent years crying and bleeding and breaking your back to learn like BJJ will just be useless
If you think you can love Boxing and study it every day and not get tired you can do pretty well in the one time in your life you get a fair fight or can turn the tables on a street fight but you lived or died authentically to yourself and that is what actually matters.
A million times this.
I've done Tae Kwon Do, Judo, Jiu Jitsu, shotokan Karate, and Southern Mantis Kung Fu. Didn't 'make' black belt in any of them.
Learn and adapt. Every fighter is different. Find what works for you.
The more you know.
Qi Gong
Tai Chi
or
Aikido
just practice judo and boxing
legs are useless if your opponent has a good defense
pay respect to that man