*blocks your map*

*blocks your map*

Those woods are small enough that you could hear traffic no matter where you are in them.

Witch magic

but they LOST THE MAP

*walks in the direction of the rising sun for a couple days*

Oh look, the Atlantic coast of the United States, the most densely-populated region of the country.

WITCH MAGIC

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fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk yyyyyooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No they could only face the wall.

Why didn't they just burn down the forest? Even if it didn't clear the path back to civilization I'm sure someone would at least come and check it out.

Maryland isn't large enough to get lost.

Kek. Serious answer though, they didn't appear to have anything to make even a small campfire with, let alone enough to actually get the forest to burn.

They got too close to Camp David. The spooks were drugging them and playing mind games with them.

It was the late 90s. Just get the girl to rub her pubic hair against her pit hair.

he tried walking a straight line east but kept bumping into the wall and he died :(

why didn't they cut down the forest so they could see?

Girls didn't have bushes in the late 90s.

why didn't hey start the fire

My mom did.

I said girls not middle aged women.

My mom was 23 in 1999.

pics or it didn't happen

smash or pass?

The guys took her out into the woods to kill her. The documentary was a ruse to lure her out there. They ditched the map on purpose, and led her to the predetermined murder house.

Smash

>go camping in the woods in the usa
>no one brings a gun

its made explicit that these kids are hippie liberals

Why didn't the eagles just fly them out of the forest?