if he were your ally, he'd be Willem Deally
If he were your ally, he'd be Willem Deally
if he was you're pheasant, he'd be William Depheasant
If he was a cup of coffee he'd be Willem Dajoe
If you were in an alley with Willem Dafoe, you'd be dead.
yes, but not if he was secretly your ally, because he'd be your friend Willem Daally
If he was a woman of the night, he'd be Willem Dahoe
Willem Dafuq XD
If you were his bottom, he'd be Drillem Dahog
If she was born in the 1970s, she'd be Fusion.
If Willem Dafoe was a helpful friend, he'd be Willem Dabro.
If he returned videotapes IRL, he'd be Christian Jail.
If he worked in road construction, he'd be Fillen Dahole
kek
if he was a rapper he would be Willem DaDog
If he achieved at least two identical last digits, he'd be Christian Never-known-to-fail.
if he was black, he'd be Willem Defro
If he wasn't a 5'5" manlet, he'd be Michael C. Tall.
if he were a low-calorie treat, he'd be Willem Froyo
if he was a reddit meme he'd be Willem Dethisthread
If he hated fun he'd be Literally You.
Damn I wish that were me
>Drillem Dahog
This isn't even funny. Yet I cannot stop laughing.
If he lived in Sprigfield, he'd be Willem Damoe
Willem Dasneed formerly Willem Dachuck
If he drove a lowrider, he'd be Willian Dalow
If he was in a boat, he'd be Willem Darow
If he was a black musician, he'd be Willem Dasoul
If he were a fag, he'd be Willyem DaFag
if he were drake he would be known as fag for hire
If Willem Dafoe had bad teeth, he's be Bobby Peru.
He kind of reminds me of a better looking version of Michael Fassbender.
If you're mom was a transvestite (s)he'd be called Willem Dabloe