If he were your ally, he'd be Willem Deally

if he were your ally, he'd be Willem Deally

if he was you're pheasant, he'd be William Depheasant

If he was a cup of coffee he'd be Willem Dajoe

If you were in an alley with Willem Dafoe, you'd be dead.

yes, but not if he was secretly your ally, because he'd be your friend Willem Daally

If he was a woman of the night, he'd be Willem Dahoe

Willem Dafuq XD

If you were his bottom, he'd be Drillem Dahog

If she was born in the 1970s, she'd be Fusion.

If Willem Dafoe was a helpful friend, he'd be Willem Dabro.

If he returned videotapes IRL, he'd be Christian Jail.

If he worked in road construction, he'd be Fillen Dahole

kek

if he was a rapper he would be Willem DaDog

If he achieved at least two identical last digits, he'd be Christian Never-known-to-fail.

if he was black, he'd be Willem Defro

If he wasn't a 5'5" manlet, he'd be Michael C. Tall.

if he were a low-calorie treat, he'd be Willem Froyo

if he was a reddit meme he'd be Willem Dethisthread

If he hated fun he'd be Literally You.

Damn I wish that were me

>Drillem Dahog
This isn't even funny. Yet I cannot stop laughing.

If he lived in Sprigfield, he'd be Willem Damoe

Willem Dasneed formerly Willem Dachuck

If he drove a lowrider, he'd be Willian Dalow

If he was in a boat, he'd be Willem Darow

If he was a black musician, he'd be Willem Dasoul

If he were a fag, he'd be Willyem DaFag

if he were drake he would be known as fag for hire

If Willem Dafoe had bad teeth, he's be Bobby Peru.

He kind of reminds me of a better looking version of Michael Fassbender.

If you're mom was a transvestite (s)he'd be called Willem Dabloe