>a few years ago >some kid drinks thee monsters and stabs a classmate >health minister blames the energy drinks >sale of energy drinks to anyone below 18 becomes illegal >based store clerks don't give a shit and still let me buy monsters >when i was 14- ish >squatting, eating sunflower seeds amd smoking with my friend on the street >police car passes by >policemen see us >they don't give a shit and drive off >yesterday >at the beach >jumping from the bridge into the water is illegal >12 year old kids jumping off like olympic divers >rather than try and stop them the lifeguards were encouraging a girl who was afraid to jump
why the fuck does no one give a damn about anything in this country?
>drinking three monsters in a day that would fucking kill you dude
Jackson Lopez
It's very difficult to care about Bulgaira. You used to be cool, probabaly used to fuck up Turks and shit. Now, you do nothing but pass around stupid laws no one follows. Why do you think no one cares?
Nathaniel Gray
Because those are bitch laws you faggot
Brandon Perez
porn is illegal btw
Adam Johnson
>few years ago >3 years >when i was 14
you are underage my friend
Bentley Allen
I care about Bulgaria because they make nice AKs. Send more.
Landon Parker
WTF no it won't faggot
Adam Rogers
>few years ago is 3 years nice on retard
Camden Peterson
America is king of bad laws.
How does it feel that a guy can go to war and die and it would still be illegal for him to have a cigarette or a drink
Camden Cooper
No it won't but it'll ruin your sensitivity to caffeine, definitely don't recommend it.
I'm still detoxing from the last few months.
Christian Adams
Sounds like fucking paradise. How are the Hungarian women?
Aiden Smith
All of it?
Hudson Jenkins
pic related, my (illegal) shotgun
Henry Perez
many western music videos would officially be considered porn
afaik you're not allowed to distribute it, everything else is fine
Camden Butler
10 years ago:
>lol eastern yurop a shit why would anyone ever go there
Now:
>wow bulgaria seems pretty cool
Benjamin Wood
describing america except we don't ban soda
James Edwards
Badass, user. Keep that thing safe.
Nicholas Campbell
No it wouldn't you stupid pussy. I drank more than that in a day and all I got was a stomach ache.
Levi Lopez
I mean kids really shouldn't be drinking energy drinks.
Mason Howard
>many western music videos would officially be considered porn doesn't surprise me
>afaik you're not allowed to distribute it, everything else is fine So I could still visit my favourite anime porn sites?
Henry Howard
pic related, my (illegal) gun collection
the 80s were great, we exported billions of dollars worth of aks back then.
around 10% of our population were employed by the military industrial sector making aks and tanks and such kek
Joseph Jenkins
you know the world is going to shit when the only way left to rebel is to be a conservative
Owen Evans
you two, burger
Samuel Carter
>So I could still visit my favourite anime porn sites? i don't know of anyone getting in trouble for it, and i don't know of a law that would stop you
If you are not a disgraceful fat fuck and you are an adult you can drink up to 70 cans and not die.
David Green
>literally one of the biggest criminals here can do whatever they want without anyone telling them anything and even the fucking gov says a shootout is just a normal conflict >somebody would care for a fucking energy drink and even less laws
Mason Gonzalez
WTF.. Porn is not banned in Bulgaria in any way. You just can't film it here. (Doesn't apply to amateur porn)
Asher Brooks
>smoking When did you first realize you're a faggot? >rather than try and stop them the lifeguards were encouraging a girl who was afraid to jump >Lifeguards doing the exact opposite of their job It's like the fucking Italian Coast Guard.
Nathan James
Is it a good gypsy removal tool?
Hunter Cooper
That's like the situation here in Albania except tame and not in a shithole of a country.
>be me >be beardless 15 year old >driving my father's car around Tirana >been driving since I was 13 so little to no mistakes >stop at red light, police sitting there >stare at police, waiting for a response >police stares back, looks me down, and nods >green light, vroom vroom to nearest street shop >buy a pack of Karelia slims and Orbit like the cool kids >vroom vroom to Piaza cafe to meet friends >order a glass of disaronno originale to have with my cigs, waitress complies >leave cafe after 2 hours, chew orbit and go back home like a good boii >such is life
Chase Wilson
don't forget >10% of population is gypsies >each family has 4+ kids >government tries to help gypsies instead of kick them out JUST
>mfw will never live through the golden age of bulgaria in the 80s when we had a 300 000 soldiers and 2000 tanks army and 4 nuclear launch sites that could send turkey back into the stone age in a few minutes >mfw we had to scrap 95% of our military and our nukes to pretend we're cucked liberal pacifists to join the eu
why even live?
Mason Kelly
Nigger I've drank 7 Nos 2 Monsters and a Kickstarter in one day and was was fucking fine. You're just a puss puss.
Jonathan Lee
> Albania > Not in a shithole of a country Pick one you muslim bitch!
Nathaniel Myers
it was changed to 21, not sure if all states.
Landon Mitchell
Ugh, why not just take adderall or a pre workout at that point.
Grayson Mitchell
You're also 300 pounds. Body weight is a factor.
For a normal person, you'll get pretty bad heart palpitations and be amped as fuck for the entire week.
lol no its not all states. What shit hole do you live in that did this
Nicholas Robinson
Cuz people are mindless rakyia chugging white niggers with shoe size iq ready to suck your dick for 1 $
Cameron Kelly
t. 400 lb planets
Austin Cruz
>squatting, eating sunflower seeds amd smoking with my friend on the street Is this the most Slavic sentence in history?
Isaac Ward
also at the boarders it was shoot on sight and we had a booming computer industry
Kevin Edwards
> back in Kazakhstan > even more of a shithole than Bulgaria > get v& for racist comments on social networks and imprisoned for up to 2 years.
Carter Campbell
You're a fat fuck, that's why.
Oliver Murphy
>government tries to help gypsies kek couldn't be further from the truth. we give them in gibs just enough so that they don't starve and let them rot in their slums
Thats nothing, baretata was shot in daylight in front of the COURTHOUSE and they still """cant""" find out who did it.
Hunter Roberts
>why the fuck does no one give a damn about anything in this country? You're seriously bitching that cops, merchants, kids, and normal people in general don't give a fuck about the bullshit your faggot tyrant politicians try to feed them? Freedom.
Cooper Peterson
bruh they made a kind of Mt.Dew that had the same levels of caffeine energy drinks have and they still sold it in 12 packs. it really only kills a few people and just inspires ADD in the rest of us.
Josiah Cook
mtn dew Kickstarter?
Adam Scott
It is like this in every ex soviet country. People just don't really give a shit.
Leo Watson
name one case where somebody was punished for porn
Justin Ward
Bulgaria is a shithole and the shit hasnt even hit the fan yet. Communism destroyed our western political culture and murdered our intellectuals. I swear to god if communism had not happened we would have been a top tier country. Bulgaria is basically like most countries from the eastern bloc- low living standards, nobody cares about anything, the mafia runs both the politics and the economy. Im honestly tired of living in this post-communist shithole. Just fucking give me american citizenship so i can pack my bags.
Andrew Bell
Both of us are from Commiefornia I'm guessing.
Sebastian Ward
>Bulgaria is a shithole >not hellhole
Aiden Scott
Sounds pretty comfy tbqh.
Bullshit rules don't need to be enforced unless they are necessary in a certain individual person or instance.
Julian Gray
>implying 1878-1944 were not the best times
After 1944 the country was doomed to become a eastern european shithole when the sovietbux stopped coming
now you have the same nepotism from pre 1989, but the ДC overlords keep everything for themselves because no sovietbux for the common man
Ethan King
I'm watching with English CC and I imagine it's not accurate. Too bad, looked informative. I think that might have been it. It literally had a warning on the box which I assume was some kind of legalese cover their ass measure.
Jeremiah Nelson
So true
Right Wings 10 years ago:
Fuck these shit countries, they don't belong to the EU. Shit commie shithole countries where only gangsters live.
Left 10 years ago: Welcome to Europe, Eastern Europe. I hope we will be good friends and you will enrich us.
Right Wings today: Eastern Europe is white and the uncucked masterrace! They are our stronges allies against the globalists and cultural marxists. They are tradionalist and very conservative! Can't turban the Orban!
Left wing today: Fuck you eastern Europe! You are so backwards; we gave you money but you don't want our refugees. Shame yourself! I guess you' re not part of our western liberal society after all. Go back to Putin!
Kevin Ramirez
it's not enforced >just fucking give me american citizenship ah what a shame, too bad Greater Clapistan doesn't want you then. you can get on your bike at any point and move to western europe you know
Hunter Hughes
Yes that is what I was thinking since he has free movement from within the EU, but perhaps hordes of Africans and Arabs do not suit his fancy.
John Long
>not letting 14 year old kids smoke their lungs and drink their livers out = terrible tyrant government >trying to stop idiots from jumping from the bridge and impaling themselves on one of the many iron pieces under the water that remained there from when the bridge was being built = tyranny omg
in the last 20 years 4 jumpers got impaled and died yet the government refuses to clean the sea floor around the bridge. such is life.
Hunter Lopez
>graduate >sent to middle of nowhere to work
What a utopia m8.
Ian Nguyen
>detoxing nice meme
Brandon Walker
>tfw you cant buy banitza and beer at every corner
Gavin Garcia
What would I possably do in fucking western europe. Soon enough its gonna be full of muslim inbred retards who are gonna run rabid in the streets and rape everything that breathes.
I've been to america and its one of the most uncucked nations Ive been to. You have the right to bear arms, the police is tough as fuck unlike bulgaria.
Jacob Smith
at least there was work
Ethan Stewart
Problem with America is you need a lot of money to survive there.
I would offer you a place to stay in Australia if I could.
Evan Gonzalez
high death rate = less useless old people on retirementbux desu
Bentley Wood
You can't find work right now? Are you retarded?
Connor Rodriguez
Fact: In Bulgaria, if someone breaks into your home and starts robbing you, you do not have the right to even touch him. You have to call the police and wait patiently 2 hours until the police arrives, while Hasan the gypsy has robbed all your valuables and groped your gf. Should you dare to even touch Hasan, he can sue you and you will probably go in jail for being a racist and defending your home. Just nuke us already.
Colton Gonzalez
>implying its the old people Who do you think attends to all the commie meetings, it can't be the old people because there is way too fucking of them there.
the only work i can find is some summer hotel job i tried working in one hotel's kitchen but they once beat a 50 year old lady in front of the whole staff because she wanted to quit. we also had to work for two weeks up to our knees in water because they were retarded and built the hotel very close to the sea and the kitchen was flooded.
it's not worth the 250 euros/month tbhwu
Ryder Turner
Same here, but with alcohol, have been buying it both in stores and in pubs since i was 14/15, and drinkingnit on the streets without ever getting in trouble. Always laughed at those american films and tv shows where 20 year olds get in trouble for buying alcohol. Also older people moaning all the time how everything was different back in socialism when the state wasn't defunct and broken
Carter King
Gypsy tries to rob a neighbors garage. Two guys catch him. They beat him up. Police arrives. Policemen are surprise how little the gypsy got beaten. Encourage them to continue.
Nathaniel Morgan
Holy fuck that sounds horrible.......
Charles Richardson
I hate communism so fucking much. Like half of Europe is permanently trashed because of literal Jews and their shitty internationalist ideology
Joshua Davis
In here a lot of 15yo Jonnes drink much more. A friend of mine once drank 24 in one weekend.
Kevin Howard
>be me, 15, drive my car and buy cigarettes That was an objectively uninteresting story.
Owen Moore
better luck next time, save money to move in a city where you can find a stable job
Joseph Thompson
>being proud of this White trash as fuck
Nathan Long
Speed is healthier t b h
Owen Brooks
sadly close to truth >in bulgaria if you attack someone who broke into your home with a better weapon than he has you go to jail
>hasan breaks into your commie block >use your powers to see into the dark and through walls and see he's armed with a knife >aww yiss i can now legally stab him >stab him in the knee and take him down >hasan secretly throws his knife from the window >police arrives >hasan wasn't armed with a knife why did you stab him bruh :^) >hasan sues you >proceeds to rape you in prison for the next 5 years
such is life in post communist europe
Daniel Kelly
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Easton Wilson
>leaving a survivor That's where you fucked up.
Tyler Bennett
Yea I think he does speed nowadays among other things, haven't seen him in years though.
John Mitchell
Interesting, wonder how accurate actually is though.
>only communism Jews literally got us into the ottoroach slavery.
Gavin Murphy
The trick is to dispose of the gypsie before the cops arive If he's still alive he won't report it to the cops plus most of them aren't even registered as citizens, if he's dead none will care nor investigate
David Morris
yeah, but we have torrents feels pretty good desu >have 200$ salary >still get to watch,play,listen,read etc. all the shit westerners can, and more for free not that bad of a trade off, I mean if we had descent salaries, and no torrents we'd be spending 99% of our money for that shit, so its pretty meh if you ask me
Benjamin Bailey
Military is exempt from the 21 tobacco law in California, but not in Hawaii
Jaxon Martinez
Can confirm, in Chicago it's 21 now.
>mfw the same kids who ask me to buy liquor for them now ask for cigarettes
John Edwards
>if it wasn't for muh great communism we would've had 2000€ salaries AND torrenting just fuccmyshitupdesu
Carson Morgan
>Karelia slims phahahahahhaha spotted the albo faggot
