>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Trump just effectively ended his fucking campaign.
Benjamin Nguyen
He's going to lose. I don't like it, but he's going to lose.
Prepare for eventualities, Trumpers. Shillary is coming.
Jose Phillips
/r9k/ takes him back
Angel Barnes
72 more days until we get to be official Trumpstaffel Gauleiters! Hillary's campaign is such a mess and she is a walking corpse kept upright by her constant companion, Dr. Choc
Gavin Reyes
They aren't mainstream they are currently taboo, since they're associated with the alt-right.
Daniel Rodriguez
>faggot stream
Carson Anderson
About the debates? Can we get one thing clear?
The audience doesn't ask questions. The audience doesn't cheer. The audience doesn't boo. They don't participate. That's how it's been for every single general election debate. It's not a matter of opinion; it's how it is. Look up footage from literally any past debate.
>shillary gonna shill the audience during the debates
Daniel Evans
Orlando tweet didn't end his campaign Mexican judge didn't end his campaign Khan didn't end his campaign I can go on and on, but this won't end it as well
Christian Taylor
only one i found
Brayden Myers
Are you even paying attention. Trump has never been in a better position and is still playing the media better than anyone in American history. We winning landslides Nigga.
Julian James
Can we please talk about how dumb Hillarys speech was overall? I can see that she (once again) managed to brand Trump a racist (although this time she insulted 40% of the population with it).
But she literally talked about two news outlets that cover her wrongdoings and don't put on a double layer of satin gloves when talking about her corruption.
She literally mentioned them, does she expect people not to look at breitbart and watch videos from Alex Jones? Is he really that dumb? What were they thinking?
Colton Rodriguez
>increasingly nervous man
Jordan Jackson
Now people are seeing it's unsafe to walk in these neighborhoods. Now Trump can start talking about more ways to help.
Brandon Scott
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Josiah Barnes
FUCK YOU SHILLS!
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Dylan Bell
>no more trump rallies until tuesday reee
Luke Rogers
who cares, excessive frogposting is cancer
Brody Jones
It is a good thing. What are you seeing in that picture is the 50% of African Americans who BULLY their fellow AA's into submission every election. Trump is after the other 50% who want something new.
You need to learn how to detach your mind from the barrage of media every day. There is real life outside of the screen you're staring at.
Wyatt Cook
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Ethan Sanchez
>they even turn the lights off at the end
Michael Young
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James Allen
GOOD AFTERNOON, TRUMPGENFAGS!!
HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A RELAXING SATURDAY AFTERNOON
REMINDER:
TRUMP TO APPEAR @ SENATOR JONI ERNST'S SECOND ANNUAL 'ROAST AND RIDE' EVENT IN DES MOINES, IOWA SHORTLY...FOX NEWS WILL COVER A PORTION OF THIS DURING THE NEXT HOUR OR SO...TRUMP WILL ARRIVE AND GIVE A FEW REMARKS
SOME COMFY FOX NEWS STREAM LINKS FOR THOSE INTERESTED:
>Trump just effectively ended his fucking campaign
You know at this point this is like when leftists scream RAYYYCIST; it's meaningless because you keep saying it
Logan Jackson
when is the next rally?
Jonathan Cooper
Of course this corrupt bitch doesn't know what the word illegal means.
Julian Powell
He b8ed the media again into discussing how much gun crime there is in black neighborhoods.
Jack Ramirez
Hillary is retarded politically, she is expecting the media and ignorant niggers, numales and (((women))) to just give her the presidency. She doesn't give a fuck about America.
Daniel Gray
>this will be the end of trumps campaign >says the increasingly nervous man for the 8th time this week There are only 140 characters in a tweet, no room for, I feel so bad, this is devastating or whatever. If anybody asks him he'll say every weekend 20 blacks get shot in Chicago (or however many) dawayne (sp) is popular so they actually reported someone related to him, they don't report on quantavorious Johnson.
Brayden Lewis
It's fucking ridiculous you retards don't see the obvious problems with creating needed controversy this late into the campaign.
It's not about his point but rather about his way of trying to make the point. He went about it in pretty much the worst way possible and just shredded any gains he's made in the past week.
You fuckers are so closed minded you can't see that real voters actually care about how a president presents themselves.
This shit right here just cemented the idea that Trump is not fit to be president and just lost him the entire fucking election, probably by a fucking landslide.
Trump's fat 60 inch belly will stop a .50 cal . The walrus of a man has stuffed his face full for 50 years and now his titanium-like fat tissue is stronger than your typical kevlar vest. They could shoot him almost anywhere in his body and he would barely even notice it, that's how thick and dense his fat blob of a body has become throughout his gastronomical adventures over the years. In fact, they'd have to shoot him twice in the exact same spot, the first bullet making a hole and the second one punching through, in order to cause him any real damage. Yep, drumpf's obese oblong obelisk of a body will survive almost anything a would-be assassin could throw at him, even the shockwaves from small explosives. That's the kind of man Donald Lump is - an overweight gourmand whose giant fat body and endless appetite for KFC tendies and gravy puts Christie to shame.
Luke Hall
Didn't we just spend a week saying that's not true?
Justin King
DAMAGE CONTROL A M A G E
C O N T R O L
Justin Moore
CAPSbro! Love your high energy as always.
Parker King
She knows but doesn't care. She wants open borders and the abolition of borders.
Lucas Perry
i want to know who the hell was laughing like a maniac when hillary brought up the rumor about her health. who the hell laughs at that or even knows it's ok to laugh at that? that had to be a shill, right?
Jose Jenkins
he should now post 3-4 other tweets about other things.
Justin Stewart
YES. DO IT.
KICK THE FILTHY PARASITIC LEECHES OUT.
Jace Bailey
I'm Sure she conveniently left that out
Charles Mitchell
I love Trump to death but I don't see the purpose in some chess moves he makes. The Mexican Judge drama, Khan drama, and now this Dwyane Wade thing are all things I don't understand. How do I defend this move to the liberal and black students in my uni classes that know I like Donald?
Adam Jenkins
That's how Trump uses Twitter so effectively
Since there's a 140 character limit, he can make outrageous statements that grab headlines, while still being able to clarify later. Since there are only 140 characters, after all.
Alexander Martin
So this is him conceding the fact that his original tweet was fucking retarded.
God fucking dammit.
Carson Evans
oh shit senpai is it over?
Juan Brown
>have a fit when Trump doesn't say what you want >laugh at him when he does and shout DAMAGE CONTROL
These little tantrums are the best part about the collapse of the left. It shows how truly childish they are.
Robert Clark
He didn't shred any gains. You're confusing blacks who will never vote for Trump with blacks who might vote for him. They need to see the previous group chimp out over nothing yet again. The fact is that Trump is right -- blacks regularly get shot walking down the street in inner cities.
Andrew Jones
Fat is the least dense bodily tissue.
Nathaniel Scott
>this fucking Dwayne Wade Tweet Oh, God, he's gonna b8 the media into taking about Chicongo the absolute madman.
I'm starting to think there are saboteurs in her campaign. Kind of like Kek sleeper cells.
Robert Robinson
I like this pasta
John Myers
Tell them that celebrities and politicians do this all the time. >If I had a son he would look like Trayvon.
Josiah Phillips
>BLA BLA BLA CONCERNED SHILLING JEWSHIT IN OVEN
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Joseph Rivera
K I L L A D E L P H I A
C H I R A Q
Decades of liberal control led to this.
Parker Adams
If I see a bunch of paparaph sections on a Sup Forums post, I am very likely to ignore it
Jose Collins
Is Trump a retard?
pro-tip: he is!!!
Jonathan Evans
Prejudice and paranoia hate groups erratic dangerous of systemic racism
Harmful stereotypes hateful supporters racial discriminations in dark conspiracy theories
FAR DARK REACHES OF THE INTERNET
A racist lie that with another racist line
Bigotry racist white supremecists
Bigot: an anti-semetic on white supremicist
A white national nationalists leader of the Ku Klux Klan
Anti-semitic death threats conspiracy theories
Racist ALEX JONES!
RACIALLY TINGEND RUMORS!
His bigotry is prejudiced, A CRUZ MISSILE
Right wing racial divides
Conservative right racist ideas race-baiting ideas
Anti-muslim, anti-immigrant, anti-women
The emerging racist ideology known as the """ALT-RIGHT"""
>PEPE!
White identity hardline right-wing nationalism around the world
Right-wing Nigel Farage anti-immigrant sentiment based race
Extreme nationalism racial resentment white supremacist racists
RACIALISTS!!!
White supremacist white nationalists paranoid alt-right racist bigotry prejudice
Diverse diversity, prejudice of paranoia
Thank You!
Colton Moore
wait a second--this literally happened. It's not some talking point. When did reality become propaganda? Is this how jews doubletalk?
Camden Wright
>yfw not at Roast and Ride
Christian Kelly
Or that those lines didn't fit in the original tweet.
Eli Nelson
Yep, because when you want people to focus on how shitty inner cities are, ditching everyone to talk about it is SURELY a losing strategy.
Aiden Clark
I have been paying attention... And it's fucking painful. He's finding new and unparalleled ways of fucking up everyday.
Only thing I agree with him since May was letting Cruz embarrass himself at the convention. Everything else has been retarded. He'd easily be even with Shillary if he didn't spout his mouth off every 10mins.
Stay on the economy and he'd win, keep talking about race and he loses. He fell in the oldest leftist trick by bringing race up himself. It's been downhill ever since.
The debates won't save him. Debates haven't really affected any election in 40 years because of leftist demographic conditioning.
Perhaps it's time you wake up and see the magnitude of disaster coming. The Berntards were far more organized and militant towards Shillary, and they got squashed. It's going to happen. Only question is whether you're going to prepare for it or not.
Ian Thomas
>real voters
THE 2% OF AMERICANS THAT TRUST CABLE NEWS?
NOT A STATISTIC.
Justin Garcia
>What are you seeing in that picture is the 50% of African Americans who BULLY their fellow AA's into submission every election. Trump is after the other 50% who want something new. This. I'm sure there are a good many negroes who are sick and tired of being called Uncle Toms. There is probably a Shy Trump effect there greater than people realize.
After MLK's neice endorsed him, the sportsball Olympian guy and the New Black Panther/Nation of Islam guy in Houston, he's making inroads.
Pointing out an instance of what he described in his rallies >be American >walk down street with child >get shot forces the media to address the issue. This is mostly damaging to Hillary & dems who just tried to say that everything is hunky dory in the 'hood. It's a genius move actually, regardless what the concern trolls say. Insider user even talked about this the other night >pic related
Jonathan Robinson
SHAME ON YOU
SHAME ON YOU
SHAME ON YOU
Jaxon Fisher
The tweet is no big deal . Trump regularly does even stupider things. For example attacking his base with a flip-flop on immigration. Destroying in peoples minds any notion that he is a man of his word.
Jace Howard
>covers his bases >retard
It's just more of the same "LOOK TRUMP SAID THE THING" bullshit.
Nothing he said was wrong.
Luke Howard
Why are you even here?
Daniel Stewart
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Joseph Morgan
I'm sorry, was this your safe space?
Jason Cooper
>deportation force It's called ICE
Josiah Flores
OMG guys
Trump tweeted
It...it's over isn['t it?
Jace White
Misspelled a name. Media posts the tweet all over the news for 72 hours. Everyone realizes that violence happens in the inner city. Hillary looks out of touch. Trump wins. He has to Trojan-horse everything to get attention and CTR shills freak out over every "dog whistle" that reasonable people ignore. The message is spreading through ignorant hosts.
William Garcia
>For example attacking his base with a flip-flop on immigration. Destroying in peoples minds any notion that he is a man of his word.
Hey Univision.
Jack Myers
So will the Dwyane Wade tweet effectively become the next Hillary Clinton six-pointed star tweet?
Brody Rodriguez
Anyone who mockingly asks if /TrumpGen/ is a safe space basically outs themselves as someone who isn't here for discussion.
Michael James
It's not, but we also don't have to take your opinions seriously.
Jordan Clark
>Debates haven't really affected any election in 40 years
That's why Reagan lost to Jimmy Carter, right?
Chase Reyes
>drumpf won't even attend the debates because he'd rather stay at home and watch football And you rumpers still insist he's 100% totally committed and serious AOK American candidate... which couldn't be further from the truth. Clearly he's just enjoying the attention... for heavens' sakes, he hadn't had a lot prior to this election... but that doesn't excuse him from his reckless and dangerous behavior. Like, how the fuck does he think it is a good idea to inflame the normally harmonious race relations in America at a crucial point in history like this? And then just skip the debates because it conflicts with NFL games? The man is either an idiot, an incompetent dumdum dummy boy or just downright evil... I don't really know. But let's hope it's not the latter, because then we're in REAL trouble! You thought it was bad until now? Just wait until he does something REALLY stupid like start a nuclear war!
Isaiah Jenkins
No, it's more comparable to that crime stats Tweet that made the media go "NO TRUMP IT'S NOT 90% IT'S 89% HAHA TAKE THAT"
Gavin Long
It's more like Orlando, but worse.
In the grand scheme of things, tweets are irrelevant. The 2 things that really fucked Trump over were the mexican judge comment and the khan family controversy.
Jaxson Baker
Does Trump have Supreme designing for him or something?
Sebastian Johnson
ONE MORE FRIENDLY, THREADLY REMINDER:
SENATOR JONI ERNST'S 'ROAST AND RIDE' BARBEQUE IS UNDERWAY IN DES MOINES, IOWA @ THE STATE FAIRGROUNDS...TRUMP WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY AND MAKE A FEW REMARKS SOMETIME IN THE NEXT HOUR...FOX NEWS WILL COVER THIS LIVE
The media is shilling this because they are desperate to cover anything that takes attention off of Clinton While this is bad, it's the weekend, and people don't watch / read the news much anyways. It'll blow over, again.
Ryder Richardson
We're hearing you, we just don't care. I know a bunch of guys who would probably love to hear your opinions though.
