ITT: Actresses that could probably kick your ass

ITT: Actresses that could probably kick your ass

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where are they

more like lick amirite?

Not with that stance and form.

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Not far. Fridge mode is just too strong.

I say Goddamn! Look at that core. I never wanted an actress to beat me up before like i want her to do.

>that punch
lol

not that one

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Imagine licking that navel, running your tongue over every single muscle, salaiva dripping down and pooling in her belly button.

>can't hold her guard
>non-existent footwork
>120 lb
>5'5"

None of them. I'm too tough.

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You can see her fucking barren cameltoe the entire time.

>a woman
>taking a single punch from an average man
women are completely fucked against any man that isn't significantly lighter weight than them

Gina Carano pls

not even a slither of glow remaining into the trash it goes

A man of superior taste

most of them i am so weak

She has like 3 black belts. I want her to do so many ungodly things to me.

this is what DEXfags actually believe

Do you think belts are the only black things she has?

I'd yank and twist their dirty pillows then finish up with a kick to the camel toe.
Dang women ain't getting my seed.

>women ain't getting my seed

True facts of Sup Forums

What are you implying user

Why do you do this, user?

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Holy shit did that wave hit her??

>can't even hold a fist properly
nah I think you're good fampai.

That's some shit technique right there, looks like she's foil fencing

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What would be left of your prostate after she was done with you?

Does she have penis toes? Sometimes you just know.

I normally laugh at these threads but I'n not ashamed to admit Crush could probably knock me out before I could grab her and subdue her. She was like 11-0 muay thai and 8-1 ufc.

>better than ronda rousey

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She has pussypits, I know that much

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My man, did you just post a picture of a perfect world where women doesn't exist and where the planet is only inhabited by men?

that's some terrible form right there.

shitty knife edge posture desu

honestly though how much did girls pick on you growing up?

Nice guard loser

form is fine

>a woman
>kicking my ass

Why are you talking like you know anything about fighting when you clearly don't? As someone who has trained for years I can tell you her form is surprisingly good.

Followthrough you dumb bitch. Put your shoulders into it. It's not a slap fight.

Do people say this everytime?

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>that roid gut

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So that's who Buffscale based his Piper on

????
She's obviously in the process of a power punch. I'm guessing you're less than a month in on MMA?

Could you describe what it would be like?

In basic punching I'd give that form a C+
Not bad, not good, just average.

Kinda cute when she's not acting like a whore

DID SOMEONE SAY FRIDGE?

me in the back

Were any of you guys bullied by girls at school?

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Eh, Lupita Nyongo isn't that strong

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>be quiet shyfag
>average weight and appearance
>get passed note that gril I don't really know likes me
>I ignore it
>group of grils I don't really know giggle when I walk by the next few days
>sometimes say "anonette likes you, user" while giggling
>ignore them
>eventually gril I don't know comes up to me
>"hey user I just want to tell you that my friends were joking I hope that's okay haha"
>yeah okay
if that counts

dude, thats the 'cameltoe' of the foam stuff she's using

Death by snu snu

why is she kicking the sun?

Caity Lotz

youtu.be/V5IPPnPVRIU

tfw the guy got paid to get choked by her thighs, probably did 20 takes before they got it right too

Post the shopped version.

I don’t get why girls think this is funny

For a girl I think it's pretty damn good. It's not an ideal angle to judge (footwork is very important) but she keeps her guard up and her punches are straight. Most guys don't get one of those things right, if not both.

They're having a fight to see what is the hottest thing in the Universe.

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the wachowski boys

unf

This. She literally has better form than Ronda Rousey. Surprising as fuck.

It's probably because she lost her virginity to SuperChad Sage and he taught her some shit about heeming.

She never fought in the UFC, and she was too fat and lazy to make weight for most of her fights in lower orgs then got heem'd into the shadow realm by Cyborg. That being said I would DESTROY her vagina with my genitals.

>putting all her weight on her front foot
>no guard
Bitch would get knocked the fuck out by any competent fighter

First actual fighter in the thread, damn.

>he said while slowly sinking into his own fat folds coated in cheeto dust

that looks horrible for your lower back

When you look at her hairline you get weirded out, just try it

it isn't
it's a well utilized exercise in the powerlifting world

>dat guy in the back doing some meme lunge-lateral raise
>whatever the fuck she's doing
seriously, is that some troll gym, where PTs make bets who convinces clients to do more retarded shit?

>projecting
I spend 3 days a week training motherfucker.

why there is no female punching dummy? that's racist.

>ITT: Actresses that you would pay to kick your ass

>being triggered this easily

Even if I believed you I wouldn't give a shit.

I assure you we're all very impressed.

>Watch it Nazis!!
>The #SwoleLeft is coming for you!!

whoa that's weird

how did he get so much air

>Bob
Is she finally fed with bobbyposting?

It's a power trip for them, that's why they do it.

Chads have natural powers from birth so they can do stuff like that. It's what makes permavirgins say they get wizard powers at 30 so funny to us because we secretly already have them and permies never will.

I don't see what's wrong with her hairline.

I could never be beaten by a woman at anything, even sucking cocks, I would jam them right down my throat faster than any woman could. Heterosexually of course.

>we
oh boy

Kinda. There was this tomboy that loved to fight the guys in class. Then her parts started growing, and after some grappling later she decided it was time to stop.

Get in my guard, bro.

looks like I'm already in