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Career enders edition

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/tpg/ is dead

F

I just started watching. I'm on season 1 episode 3. Should I stop lurking these threads now?

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TEAPOT JUDY

Laura soon bros

don't look at OP whatever you do

Kale Maclachlan lol

yes. This is full of spoilers

ok i'm out

later fellas

What the fuck was Verhoeven thinking when he made Showgirls.

It is so fucking bad.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Whatever you do, don't listen to this song as it confirms Cooper doesn't get his mind back in the series finale:

youtube.com/watch?v=4Yk6OesUdV0

will cooper remember his dougie life? he was basically a new born and you don't remember your life as a baby.

If legit:

You are on the start of a great ride. Part of the fun is not knowing what will happen (which is endemic to Twin Peaks if you go in blind). I would avoid these threads for the most part, especially since everyone is juiced up over the latest episode revelations/events.

There is not a single bad episode in season 1. Enjoy the ride.

>Showgirls killed Kyle's career for more than a decade
How did i not know this?

It would require you watching Showgirls, which few people have had the displeasure of doing.

lol
What the fuck is that?

TEAPOT JEFFRIES

Is this what killed his career or was it Dune or Flintstones?

he was thinking he wanted to see those titties flop and splash everywhere

Thanks Russia REEEEEEEE

BOOM BIG REVEAL

Fucking awful webm
Oversized, overlong
Could have cropped the edges at least you minimize bitrate
Should have been 1000x instead and about half-length
Why do you faggots even bother

Just Doppelcoop and some classy bussi from his Rio days

Ever since Monday I've had a centipede at the bottom of the page HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

who cares?

anyone else is unironically turned on by this?

I'm a 25 years old kissless virgin, I get turned on by everything

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So is Cooper back in this episode or will we have to wait until the last 15 minutes of the finale or never

Even this?

What was the point of this scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=7hTxiUD6jXQ

Leaks say mid next episode

maybe

Imagine those were your Judy's

It struck me as funny

Kyle picked up where this left off really well.

Why exactly is the Jumping Man's nose so pointy?

Do you need any money?

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Why does this remind me of David Byrne?

How do you feel now that it has been confirmed Cooper dies at the end?

Was the scene with Big Ed and Norma actual perfection?

youtube.com/watch?v=qZ6OrrkeVFo

This episode was tedious as fuck


Why did Lynch shoot the exact same Audrey scene three fucking times

Cooper is dead. Long live Dougie.

Prove it.

Here you go.

Fake and gay.
It would say say Special Agent Dale Cooper.

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>not in memory of David Lynch for when he kills himself as his work is complete

>say say
Time for bed.

as part of my advanced Kyle studies from this season I'm pretty sure he was also just running around going nuts with Linda Evangelista in the 90s and then reevaluated his career in the 00s. He has a lot of talent as a model t b h (both 90s & current era)

>/tpg/ dead
>dugpa slow as fuck
>reddit literally just fanart and awful theories

what do?

stay in denial, faggot

It was confirmed fake.
Stop being such a cunt.

Sheryl Lee

reeeee /tpg/ is dead because it doesn't have 45 threads like got

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More like

Sheryl CUTIE

>mfw people are actually dying instead of going through the mid-week insanity as they wait for the new episode
damn... too much kino kills.

>punches you in the back of the head
What do you do, /tpg/?

I turn into a tea kettle

probably fuckin cry m8

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Scene really reminded me of Reservoir Dogs

A spoiler from next episode when dale comes back and him and Janey-e go to the pool.

Dune was before TP

Giggle

Dune was the first film Kyle ever did

she was really, really hot

I wonder what she looks like today

>tfw Lynch popped Kyle's acting cherry

Coop is dead. like if you agree

Why did Mr. C have to hit him afterwards? That was rude. He already won.

It really isn't. It's cheesy and has bad acting but I have a soft (and hard) spot for it

The scream of pain was getting on his nerve. That was the only way to shut him up for sure.

That was for the kindergarten teacher

One of my gripes with the casting is that none of the "students" look 17. In fact, Audrey and Donna could pass for early thirties

this is kind of a problem with every production

That was a common trend back then. Now in the new series, what few high school age students we see, look high school age. Take the bag boy for example.

Badcoop is really immature and gets really butt hurt when anyone has any level of authority or power over him, so he kills them. That's why he killed the warden for no discernable reason.

It didn't. He's only in the movie for like a total of 10 minutes. If anything did it was The Flintstones

BZZZZT

Dune was before all his most famous roles so no.

I call the lad

He also didn't want to be associated with Cooper and types of characters like him for a long, long time. That's probably why he took so many shady scumbag roles.

Bad photoshop that uses a Julee Cruise performance from 5 or six years ago

I just got into twin peaks about a month ago, I think I got the central metaphor for the original series and FWWM, I think that Bob was an easier way for people to understand the terrible thing Leland did. This new series is different though. Do you think it's about evil being everywhere and we're just starting to see it? Maybe evil coop is like the idea that even the best people can end up doing bad things. Dougie could be there to show that to truly be good you have to be retarded.

>Oy

So Richard Horne runs over and kills a little kid for nothing more than cheap shock value

Dale Cooper? more like Stale Pooper

Why do people think that Jeffries is the teapot? He's clearly the orb thing floating by the tip of the teapot.

that's what I thought

my friends think he's the pot and I figure he's the dank kush floating around

His voice sounds like it's coming from inside something. The numbers also come out of the teapot when he says he'll write them down

He's probably both

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>tfw no Don S. Davis, David Bowie, Jack Nance, or anyone

Reminder that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that will play in the penultimate episode confirming that Janey-E has a fucking stupid name.

youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8

This annoys me desu, he's not a Jew. He said oi not oy, two completely different things

Pure BlacKino

I don't want to lose myself
It's a whisper
It's a funny thing
We fold like icicles on paper shelves
It's a pity to appear this way

Hold, hold, hold on
I swear I saw it somewhere
Waving, wading, one, two, three, above the wakes that follow
Hold, hold, hold on
I swear I saw it somewhere
Waving, wading, one, two, three, above the wakes that follow