Career enders edition
Meanwhile:
/tpg/ is dead
F
I just started watching. I'm on season 1 episode 3. Should I stop lurking these threads now?
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TEAPOT JUDY
Laura soon bros
don't look at OP whatever you do
Kale Maclachlan lol
yes. This is full of spoilers
ok i'm out
later fellas
What the fuck was Verhoeven thinking when he made Showgirls.
It is so fucking bad.
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be
Whatever you do, don't listen to this song as it confirms Cooper doesn't get his mind back in the series finale:
will cooper remember his dougie life? he was basically a new born and you don't remember your life as a baby.
If legit:
You are on the start of a great ride. Part of the fun is not knowing what will happen (which is endemic to Twin Peaks if you go in blind). I would avoid these threads for the most part, especially since everyone is juiced up over the latest episode revelations/events.
There is not a single bad episode in season 1. Enjoy the ride.
>Showgirls killed Kyle's career for more than a decade
How did i not know this?
It would require you watching Showgirls, which few people have had the displeasure of doing.
lol
What the fuck is that?
TEAPOT JEFFRIES
Is this what killed his career or was it Dune or Flintstones?
he was thinking he wanted to see those titties flop and splash everywhere
Thanks Russia REEEEEEEE
BOOM BIG REVEAL
Fucking awful webm
Oversized, overlong
Could have cropped the edges at least you minimize bitrate
Should have been 1000x instead and about half-length
Why do you faggots even bother
Just Doppelcoop and some classy bussi from his Rio days
Ever since Monday I've had a centipede at the bottom of the page HOW DO I GET RID OF IT
who cares?
anyone else is unironically turned on by this?
I'm a 25 years old kissless virgin, I get turned on by everything
____!
So is Cooper back in this episode or will we have to wait until the last 15 minutes of the finale or never
Even this?
What was the point of this scene?
Leaks say mid next episode
maybe
Imagine those were your Judy's
It struck me as funny
Kyle picked up where this left off really well.
Why exactly is the Jumping Man's nose so pointy?
Do you need any money?
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Why does this remind me of David Byrne?
How do you feel now that it has been confirmed Cooper dies at the end?
Was the scene with Big Ed and Norma actual perfection?
This episode was tedious as fuck
Why did Lynch shoot the exact same Audrey scene three fucking times
Cooper is dead. Long live Dougie.
Prove it.
Here you go.
Fake and gay.
It would say say Special Agent Dale Cooper.
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>not in memory of David Lynch for when he kills himself as his work is complete
>say say
Time for bed.
as part of my advanced Kyle studies from this season I'm pretty sure he was also just running around going nuts with Linda Evangelista in the 90s and then reevaluated his career in the 00s. He has a lot of talent as a model t b h (both 90s & current era)
>/tpg/ dead
>dugpa slow as fuck
>reddit literally just fanart and awful theories
what do?
stay in denial, faggot
It was confirmed fake.
Stop being such a cunt.
Sheryl Lee
reeeee /tpg/ is dead because it doesn't have 45 threads like got
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More like
Sheryl CUTIE
>mfw people are actually dying instead of going through the mid-week insanity as they wait for the new episode
damn... too much kino kills.
>punches you in the back of the head
What do you do, /tpg/?
I turn into a tea kettle
probably fuckin cry m8
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Scene really reminded me of Reservoir Dogs
A spoiler from next episode when dale comes back and him and Janey-e go to the pool.
Dune was before TP
Giggle
Dune was the first film Kyle ever did
she was really, really hot
I wonder what she looks like today
>tfw Lynch popped Kyle's acting cherry
Coop is dead. like if you agree
Why did Mr. C have to hit him afterwards? That was rude. He already won.
It really isn't. It's cheesy and has bad acting but I have a soft (and hard) spot for it
The scream of pain was getting on his nerve. That was the only way to shut him up for sure.
That was for the kindergarten teacher
One of my gripes with the casting is that none of the "students" look 17. In fact, Audrey and Donna could pass for early thirties
this is kind of a problem with every production
That was a common trend back then. Now in the new series, what few high school age students we see, look high school age. Take the bag boy for example.
Badcoop is really immature and gets really butt hurt when anyone has any level of authority or power over him, so he kills them. That's why he killed the warden for no discernable reason.
It didn't. He's only in the movie for like a total of 10 minutes. If anything did it was The Flintstones
BZZZZT
Dune was before all his most famous roles so no.
I call the lad
He also didn't want to be associated with Cooper and types of characters like him for a long, long time. That's probably why he took so many shady scumbag roles.
Bad photoshop that uses a Julee Cruise performance from 5 or six years ago
I just got into twin peaks about a month ago, I think I got the central metaphor for the original series and FWWM, I think that Bob was an easier way for people to understand the terrible thing Leland did. This new series is different though. Do you think it's about evil being everywhere and we're just starting to see it? Maybe evil coop is like the idea that even the best people can end up doing bad things. Dougie could be there to show that to truly be good you have to be retarded.
>Oy
So Richard Horne runs over and kills a little kid for nothing more than cheap shock value
Dale Cooper? more like Stale Pooper
Why do people think that Jeffries is the teapot? He's clearly the orb thing floating by the tip of the teapot.
that's what I thought
my friends think he's the pot and I figure he's the dank kush floating around
His voice sounds like it's coming from inside something. The numbers also come out of the teapot when he says he'll write them down
He's probably both
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>tfw no Don S. Davis, David Bowie, Jack Nance, or anyone
Reminder that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that will play in the penultimate episode confirming that Janey-E has a fucking stupid name.
This annoys me desu, he's not a Jew. He said oi not oy, two completely different things
Pure BlacKino
I don't want to lose myself
It's a whisper
It's a funny thing
We fold like icicles on paper shelves
It's a pity to appear this way
Hold, hold, hold on
I swear I saw it somewhere
Waving, wading, one, two, three, above the wakes that follow
Hold, hold, hold on
I swear I saw it somewhere
Waving, wading, one, two, three, above the wakes that follow