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my great uncle had an affair with roddenberrys wife

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Turns out an elderly Gates McFadden is very easy to fap to.

On that note what is the weirdest Trek related thing you've fapped to? I'm addicted to fat Riker and it's embarrassing.

I've never really fapped to anything weird. It's pretty normal heterosexual behavior to fap to Gates McFadden. I like to fap to that video while thinking about her lines of dialogue in her drunk scenes. Her voice is very erotic and she's an underrated beauty.

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tfw no android dancing partner

robot-card revoked

Think Yar and Data dance together in Stovolkor now that they're both dead.

This frightened me.

That fucking face

>that one time the upper echelon of Starfleet was overtaken by parasites

roddenberry was a mistake

have they ever shown a true r9k-type robot in any ST-ep/movie?

does that holoprogram from that alienship that tried to kill B'Elanna in Voyager count?

he felt kind of /r9k/ish when he talked to the Doctor

gee I dunno...

barclay wasn't a robot

She does bear a striking resemblance to Dave Mustaine and I'd sure like to park my cockpit in her hangar (18).

god that TNG blu-ray is something beautiful to behold
seriously, one of the best transfers from the panavision celluloid era

tbqh I don't see it

Trek is the only reason I come to Sup Forums

The other threads can suck it

Pretty much this.
It's turned into /tvg/ now and Star Trek is the greatest escapism I've ever encountered.
Just re-watched this classic for a second time.
Was anyone thoroughly spook'd when they first saw this?

Sup Forums really isn't that bad once you filter through all of the really bad Sup Forums threads and obvious other dumb illegal shit.

Sup Forums has far more healthy conversation than 80% of other boards, and it is without a doubt the best board for quality memes. And I'm not talking bane shit.

I love that the monitor collapses like it's made of cake.

>Sup Forums really isn't that bad once you filter through all of the really bad Sup Forums threads
Okay, you lost me here, considering this board is one of the more left-leaning in my experience. What could you possibly mean by Sup Forums threads? Would you consider the Bill Nye thread that's up now to be a Sup Forums thread?

>Sup Forums has far more healthy conversation than 80% of other boards
Once again, I'm not sure if we are on the same board. Most of the threads I'm in devolve into name calling, bad memes, inane posts, CP or worse.
I practically filter 90% of threads the minute I hit the catalog.

Yeah spooked me a bit as a kid. They'd never let him get away with that in real life.

>They'd never let him get away with that in real life.
Get away with running a simulation that might save him and his former crewmate's life?

>it's a Klingon tits episode

>those fat klingon titties on the right
i wonder what klingon milk tastes like

B'etor was incredibly fuckable. Would deffo stick my weak pink cock in that ridged blood pie.

The best pair of Klingon tits were wasted in a 5 minute viewing as a sacrifice in ST3

Damn shame.

blood

>thos epic Klingon tits at the beginning of Star Trek III

Looks like a Romulan/Klingon mix

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so why was TNG so racist?

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Absolutely nothing racist about this.

"GET OFF MY SHIP YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING COTTON PICKER, I'LL VAPORIZE YOUR SUBHUMAN BRAIN INTO DUST"

what about this scene?

Maybe the part where Data goes AYAYAY PAPI PUT THE CHURRO BACK IN MY TACO?

o shit.. i was SUPER spooked by that moment when i was a kid

>can't see shit captain

Clearly he had no right to be on Picard's ship, well within his right to ask him to leave.

You're just making things up.

things were different back then

AY YA YA

>You're just making things up.

No you're just misremembering things. It was right after the scene where Picard fucked that lady with his flute he got from the memory satellite.

I'm watching Denise Crosby's "Trekkies 2", a thoroughly unpleasant viewing until Trek actors show up.
Holy fuck, Damar's actor Casey Biggs seems like such a based "guy's guy" type of person. I feel like a lot of the DS9 people are playing characters who are very simlar to who they really are.
Casey said of Bill Shatner: "you know I would never do what he did and go up in front of a convention and say 'you people need to get a life' I mean that guy should be so luckyOH, I mean, uh sorry I shouldn't say that *laughs*"

You know worf and riker wrong holed Majel. Her warm shit canal would be amazing.

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anyone know where I can find grace lee whitney's porn?

Well considering the wierd fetish shit some of the more crazier fans came up and probably sent those to Shatner and Nimoy, I can see Shatner having a breakdown or two concerning the Star Trek fandom. And this was before Internet was a thing. Hell slashfics got it's name from all the Kirk/Spock fanfiction some people wrote.

>cia, his plane crashed

Soongh, his son crashed

Barclay, his legs spread wide

I don't understand why this ep isn't considered one of the worst. Its premise is so stupid. How can a species become a warp-civilization when all they do is talk in metaphors of previous events? How can you do science with that sort of communication?

user, when the thread tanked

Does anyone have a picture of her rosebud? I want to see her brown regret.

Shinzon and Picard.. at Remus

user, his brain tiny

reminder Dukat did nothing wrong except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off and when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised. Also Kira's mom. He fucked her.

case in point.

Which star trek alien species have barbed penises? Asking for a friend

He only got himself stuck on Terok Nor because someone in the Obsidian Order went over his head and impanted an overriding command. He couldn't have known that.

indeed. literally nothing wrong

I'm not gonna say it's the Klingons but...
Jem'Hadar

The Caitian.

I want her wrinklemeat anus candy.

I was totally spooked. It was a quality spooking.

Dukat had some good ideas.

I don't care for that guy

he doesn't care for you either

Best TNG edit video

>when the best girl was too pure to be alive
How come Bajorans have the best females?

i love those boob windows

>tfw no psychic waifu

I only post in Trek as well as Stargate or Frasier threads when they pop up.

What did they mean by this

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Ziyal should have felt more at home there.....I imagine there were millions upon millions of her kind there from the occupation

>dude star trek is a deep introspective show about social issu-
>it was basically just designed by and for horny sci fi nerds to show off tits

>watch ENT finale
>Tucker dies
>crew totally unfazed by this loss, attends Federation-Charta-signing without any signs of grief or mourning
wtf

It was just a holodeck simulation. Just blow it off as non-canonial, if that makes you sleep better at night.

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I just started season 3 last night :(

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why did Damar sleep in his uniform?

to be ready to fight off the rape gangs

>to be ready to fight off the rape gangs
were he and Tasha Yar friends?

>Not assuming from the start the obsidian order will try to screw you at every turn. Garak would have avoided that.

What is a self-sealing stem bolt?

Jem Hadar 4sure

and why would they be useful in constructing a reverse-ratcheting routing planer?

Any thread where people lose track of the topic and inevitably derails into a liberals vs rightwingers thread is a pol thread.

Did somebody say spook'd?

god, Deanna looked so hot in a proper uniform.

they always do
>Troi
>Kira
>7 of 9
>T'Pol

The rape gangs operate everywhere, their more widespread then the orion syndicate

Blocks your path

>someone out-chads Riker
>Riker turns into a whiny bitch

The Ol' Riker Lean
How does he do it?